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What kind of accidents have you had in the past and how did it happen? When I was 2 years old, I was dancing on my high chair and fell off and broke my leg. I also had to go to hospital when I was 2, cos I stuck a boiled sweet right up my nose... | |
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My cousin threw me out of a second story window when I was 1 1/2. I landed on the garage, then fell to the ground.
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I broke my nose playing football, I ended up nutting some lad instead of the ball. I got up and puffed with my nose broken, whilst he rolled on the floor crying, the big jessy!
I also fell over a football and broke my arm aged 9! | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: I broke my nose playing football, I ended up nutting some lad instead of the ball. I got up and puffed with my nose broken, whilst he rolled on the floor crying, the big jessy!
I also fell over a football and broke my arm aged 9! Damn, I would ease back on the football... :O SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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JDINTERACTIVE said: I broke my nose playing football, I ended up nutting some lad instead of the ball. I got up and puffed with my nose broken, whilst he rolled on the floor crying, the big jessy!
I also fell over a football and broke my arm aged 9!  Have I heard that story before??? | |
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IceNine said: JDINTERACTIVE said: I broke my nose playing football, I ended up nutting some lad instead of the ball. I got up and puffed with my nose broken, whilst he rolled on the floor crying, the big jessy!
I also fell over a football and broke my arm aged 9! Damn, I would ease back on the football... :O
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JDINTERACTIVE said: I broke my nose playing football, I ended up nutting some lad instead of the ball. I got up and puffed with my nose broken, whilst he rolled on the floor crying, the big jessy!
I also fell over a football and broke my arm aged 9! :O Oh my goodness! Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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REDFEATHERS said: JDINTERACTIVE said: I broke my nose playing football, I ended up nutting some lad instead of the ball. I got up and puffed with my nose broken, whilst he rolled on the floor crying, the big jessy!
I also fell over a football and broke my arm aged 9! Have I heard that story before???
It seems 2 make people laugh!  | |
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I fell under a bus and cracked my head open, went to hospital and got six stitches in my head.
Well they were only gonna put in 5 but I told them to put in 6 for good measure. | |
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REDFEATHERS said: I fell under a bus and cracked my head open, went to hospital and got six stitches in my head.
Well they were only gonna put in 5 but I told them to put in 6 for good measure. my oh my... under a bus! The first day of 7th grade, I fell out of the bus
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I had my 2 baby front teeth knocked cuz my friend through a football at my face.
What is about me and footballs?!  | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: I had my 2 baby front teeth knocked cuz my friend through a football at my face.
What is about me and footballs?! I dunno, stay away from footballs they are dangerous, play with knives instead... | |
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JD, post a picture of you with your two front teeth missing...please!!!  | |
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I heard of a guy that fell on a tree,
EXPLODING his rectum! Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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Revolution said: I heard of a guy that fell on a tree,
EXPLODING his rectum! Wasnt there a story about a guy who had a fetish with tree trunks and branches? He used to stick them up his ass and bugger himself by them... I am not 100% sure of the story, but it is something like that...  | |
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Good God people.
Safety helmets for the bunch of you. zesty!!! | |
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I was playing basketball and some guy knocked me in the ribs. Didn't think much of it until the pain started to build to a stabbing feeling. Had to get someone to drive me to the hospital and found out that I had broke 3 ribs. | |
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althom said: I was playing basketball and some guy knocked me in the ribs. Didn't think much of it until the pain started to build to a stabbing feeling. Had to get someone to drive me to the hospital and found out that I had broke 3 ribs.
OMG althom!!! 
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oh, and althom, I love your sig! | |
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REDFEATHERS said: althom said: I was playing basketball and some guy knocked me in the ribs. Didn't think much of it until the pain started to build to a stabbing feeling. Had to get someone to drive me to the hospital and found out that I had broke 3 ribs.
OMG althom!!!
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Well a couple of years ago my husband and i which then was my boyfriend were driving down past the mall on our way 2 get our marriage license when this car with a bunch of young people ran into us.They hit the side of my husbands door and the whole car slid over the other side of the street and they were laughing and took off.All i can remember was seeing blood dripping down my husbands face and glass every where.It was the worse day ever.And to make it worse it happened right in front of my dad's grave site.We were messed up pretty bad until not 2 long ago.God gave us a second chance and u never realize how much somebody means 2 u until something tragic like this happens.I am happy we r alive.   | |
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Broke my leg taking a jump while skiing. Got taken down the rest of the mountain on a stretcher by a rescue guy. Every bump he would go over made my leg feel like it was breaking a lil more. -------------------------------------------------
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REDFEATHERS said:
What kind of accidents have you had in the past and how did it happen? When I was 2 years old, I was dancing on my high chair and fell off and broke my leg. I also had to go to hospital when I was 2, cos I stuck a boiled sweet right up my nose... first of all I just realized that u r a Brit,2nd of all a boiled sweet?? **************************************************
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ThaHumanBody said: REDFEATHERS said:
What kind of accidents have you had in the past and how did it happen? When I was 2 years old, I was dancing on my high chair and fell off and broke my leg. I also had to go to hospital when I was 2, cos I stuck a boiled sweet right up my nose... first of all I just realized that u r a Brit,2nd of all a boiled sweet?? Yeah like, thats what we do here in the UK! :ROLL: | |
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When I was a kid I cut the end of one of my fingers off
But they sewed it back on When I was a grown up I fell over and knocked some teeth out Now I have two falsies
Meesa clumsy ass person hehe Much love  Pochacco | |
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ThaHumanBody said: REDFEATHERS said:
What kind of accidents have you had in the past and how did it happen? When I was 2 years old, I was dancing on my high chair and fell off and broke my leg. I also had to go to hospital when I was 2, cos I stuck a boiled sweet right up my nose... first of all I just realized that u r a Brit,2nd of all a boiled sweet?? There you go 
http://www.oldsweetshop.c.../index.htm Boiled sweet - like hard sugar candy | |
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pejman said: Broke my leg taking a jump while skiing. Got taken down the rest of the mountain on a stretcher by a rescue guy. Every bump he would go over made my leg feel like it was breaking a lil more.
Oh my gosh, that reminds me of a ski-ing holiday I went on with my school...I kinda caused this guy who I really fancied to fall badly on the slope, he was helicoptered over to the nearest hospital..  | |
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SoulSanctuary said: Well a couple of years ago my husband and i which then was my boyfriend were driving down past the mall on our way 2 get our marriage license when this car with a bunch of young people ran into us.They hit the side of my husbands door and the whole car slid over the other side of the street and they were laughing and took off.All i can remember was seeing blood dripping down my husbands face and glass every where.It was the worse day ever.And to make it worse it happened right in front of my dad's grave site.We were messed up pretty bad until not 2 long ago.God gave us a second chance and u never realize how much somebody means 2 u until something tragic like this happens.I am happy we r alive.
 That is truly awful... Glad you are ok though... | |
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REDFEATHERS said: ThaHumanBody said: REDFEATHERS said:
What kind of accidents have you had in the past and how did it happen? When I was 2 years old, I was dancing on my high chair and fell off and broke my leg. I also had to go to hospital when I was 2, cos I stuck a boiled sweet right up my nose... first of all I just realized that u r a Brit,2nd of all a boiled sweet?? There you go
http://www.oldsweetshop.c.../index.htm Boiled sweet - like hard sugar candy Sorry 2 go off topic but dont U just  old sweet shops?! | |
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Pochacco said: When I was a kid I cut the end of one of my fingers off
But they sewed it back on Much love Pochacco | |
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