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Survival of the FITTEST!! Who here as ever had a run in with an animal of some sort and u walked away from it okay...or not? My friend from Australia told me how she had a run in with a shark & barely made it back to shore safely! & | |
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I had a hamster in grade school named Rufus. He bit me once, when he thought my finger was part of the carrot I gave him.
I survived! Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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Only animals as in men... | |
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Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: I had a hamster in grade school named Rufus. He bit me once, when he thought my finger was part of the carrot I gave him.
I survived! Awww Cute! | |
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I got scratched by a siamese cat..
I also survived! | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: I got scratched by a siamese cat..
I also survived! Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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REDFEATHERS said: Awww Cute! ... We had a very shy cat when I was little... when I was about 4 or 5, I picked her up and she sliced my nose completely open, up and down. You can still barely see the scar... they had to butterfly it for a few weeks. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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Hmmm... I could dress up as a penguin and molest you. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
A Lethal Dose of American Hatred | |
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INSATIABLE said: REDFEATHERS said: Awww Cute! ... We had a very shy cat when I was little... when I was about 4 or 5, I picked her up and she sliced my nose completely open, up and down. You can still barely see the scar... they had to butterfly it for a few weeks. Nasty! | |
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I used to go swimming in the river down the road from where I lived.
My dog used to swim with me..I used to call for her when I was drowning, or something like that, she would swim to the rescue, sratching my chest as she swam too far into me. My boobies survived. | |
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IceNine said: Hmmm... I could dress up as a penguin and molest you.
Ice9...thats 1 of my biggest fantasies with u! C'mere u sexy ice cold birdie U!! & | |
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CherrieMoonKisses said: IceNine said: Hmmm... I could dress up as a penguin and molest you.
Ice9...thats 1 of my biggest fantasies with u! C'mere u sexy ice cold birdie U!! I would be flying there right now if my wings worked. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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I had a mouse bite my finger at high school...had to get a shot in my bum. | |
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I'm a vet tech, so I have animals try to kill me just about every day, and my hands always look like hell as a result, but one of the worst bites I ever got was from a hamster.
He came in basically dead--I picked him up to confirm that and his bladder let loose, and the urine was COLD--but I handed him to the doctor, and the warmth and motion from being handled kick-started him. Anyway, he barely survived, and when I went to put him back in his cage he clamped down on the webbing between my thumb and forefinger. Little shit went all the way through. Took all of the self control I had not to fling him accross the room. I had to pry his jaws open to get my hand back. So yeah, I got attacked by a mostly dead hamster. | |
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I smooshed a spider the other day before it eated me up! | |
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I bird tried to crap on me once, I survived. the bird didn't _______________________________
Miss Cute For whatever it's worth, I'm sorry. | |
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AnotherLoverToo said: I smooshed a spider the other day before it eated me up!
I reeeaaaly hate those things!!! Crap crap craaap & | |
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A rhino burst into my bedroom just the other day. I crushed that fucker under my shoe. | |
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CherrieMoonKisses said: Who here as ever had a run in with an animal of some sort and u walked away from it okay...or not? My friend from Australia told me how she had a run in with a shark & barely made it back to shore safely!
I can say I didn't walk away from it, I ran away with two dog bites on my ass... -------------------------------------------------
MENACE TO SOBRIETY | |
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Cloudbuster said: A rhino burst into my bedroom just the other day. I crushed that fucker under my shoe.
Christ Alive!!! I know someone who wouldve tackled it but 4 u 2 say u crushed it just like that? Can u be my hero?? & | |
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CherrieMoonKisses said: Cloudbuster said: A rhino burst into my bedroom just the other day. I crushed that fucker under my shoe.
Christ Alive!!! I know someone who wouldve tackled it but 4 u 2 say u crushed it just like that? Can u be my hero?? Of course. | |
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Cloudbuster said: A rhino burst into my bedroom just the other day. I crushed that fucker under my shoe.
oooh, you must have REALLY big feet... | |
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irresistibleb1tch said: Cloudbuster said: A rhino burst into my bedroom just the other day. I crushed that fucker under my shoe.
oooh, you must have REALLY big feet... | |
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I was attacked by giant killer mushrooms once, but I pulled through. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: I was attacked by giant killer mushrooms once, but I pulled through.
Do you mean you were on mushrooms? | |
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Cloudbuster said: minneapolisgenius said: I was attacked by giant killer mushrooms once, but I pulled through.
Do you mean you were on mushrooms? No not that time. I mean I was actually attacked by giant mushrooms. From outer space no less. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: Cloudbuster said: minneapolisgenius said: I was attacked by giant killer mushrooms once, but I pulled through.
Do you mean you were on mushrooms? No not that time. I mean I was actually attacked by giant mushrooms. From outer space no less. You need to lessen the dosage. | |
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minneapolisgenius said: Cloudbuster said: minneapolisgenius said: I was attacked by giant killer mushrooms once, but I pulled through.
Do you mean you were on mushrooms? No not that time. I mean I was actually attacked by giant mushrooms. From outer space no less. How is that an animal? And u couldve eaten the damn mushrooms...thats the end of that pass me the spices edit [This message was edited Sat Jun 28 15:07:41 PDT 2003 by CherrieMoonKisses] & | |
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Cloudbuster said: minneapolisgenius said: Cloudbuster said: minneapolisgenius said: I was attacked by giant killer mushrooms once, but I pulled through.
Do you mean you were on mushrooms? No not that time. I mean I was actually attacked by giant mushrooms. From outer space no less. You need to lessen the dosage. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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