Last night I had the weirdest/dumbest/disturbing dream. I dreamed i had three testicals and met some guys on the street and went back to their house and then started playin some video games. All of a sudden my uncle Bill walks in and saw my third testical and said you should get that checked out by a doctor, so in the end i just had two testicals.

Have you pinched yourself to make sure it's still not a dream?

No one wants to caress and massage three testicles...

It's a sign.