and Improved!!! Answer these questions... I double dog dare you!



1. Have you ever "done it" in your parent's bed?

2. Have you ever been caught masturbating by your parents?

3. What's the oldest/youngest person you've dated & when?

4. Do you drink alcohol alone?

5. Have you ever struck, or been struck by your mate?

6. Do you do drugs? If so, which ones?

7. Do you own any sex toys?

8. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

9. Do you like to dance?

10. Have you ever been to an orgy, threesome, or the like?

11. Have you ever told your parents everything you've done?

12. Do you give money to the 'unfortunate' at street corners?

13. Have you ever stolen from your employer?

14. Have you ever contemplated suicide? Or do you know of anyone who has?

15. Do you like these questionaires? If not, what can we do to improve them?

16. Put your favorite emoticon right here. >>>

17. Do we know the real you here, or is it just another place for you to create an alternate personality?

18. Do you really think Pepsi is gonna give away a billion dollars?

19. List your favorite website right here. >>>

20. What's the last unselfish thing you've done for somebody?

21. Do you trust the police?

1. Have you ever "done it" in your parent's bed? No

2. Have you ever been caught masturbating by your parents? No...thank god.

3. What's the oldest/youngest person you've dated & when? I dated a girl who was 5 years older than me once...I was 21.

4. Do you drink alcohol alone? Sometimes

5. Have you ever struck, or been struck by your mate? Never on both

6. Do you do drugs? If so, which ones? Just smoked weed

7. Do you own any sex toys? No

8. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Yes

9. Do you like to dance? Yes

10. Have you ever been to an orgy, threesome, or the like? No

11. Have you ever told your parents everything you've done? Never

12. Do you give money to the 'unfortunate' at street corners? Yep

13. Have you ever stolen from your employer? Yep

14. Have you ever contemplated suicide? Or do you know of anyone who has? No I haven't...but I did know someone who did.

15. Do you like these questionaires? If not, what can we do to improve them? They're ok so far

16. Put your favorite emoticon right here. >>>

17. Do we know the real you here, or is it just another place for you to create an alternate personality? You'll have to guess that one.

18. Do you really think Pepsi is gonna give away a billion dollars? No

19. List your favorite website right here. >>>

20. What's the last unselfish thing you've done for somebody? I sent someone a care package

21. Do you trust the police? Yes

1. Have you ever "done it" in your parent's bed? nooo

2. Have you ever been caught masturbating by your parents?nooo

3. What's the oldest/youngest person you've dated & when? 41 when I was 18 and 18 when I was 30

4. Do you drink alcohol alone? maybe once a year. A

5. Have you ever struck, or been struck by your mate? Yes and no

6. Do you do drugs? If so, which ones? I drink occasionally

7. Do you own any sex toys? Not at the moment.

8. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? On the cheek?

9. Do you like to dance? Only when i am drunk

10. Have you ever been to an orgy, threesome, or the like? yes and yes

11. Have you ever told your parents everything you've done? nooo, sumtimes I like to shock my mum with details though

12. Do you give money to the 'unfortunate' at street corners? I tell them to clean up and get a job. Or to fuck off.

13. Have you ever stolen from your employer? Horrible, but yes.

14. Have you ever contemplated suicide? Or do you know of anyone who has? Yes and yes.

15. Do you like these questionaires? If not, what can we do to improve them?

16. Put your favorite emoticon right here. >>> , , , and That last one cuz of pook

17. Do we know the real you here, or is it just another place for you to create an alternate personality? I am partly myself, as anyone. I am more bolder here, more upfront

18. Do you really think Pepsi is gonna give away a billion dollars? To me? No.

19. List your favorite website right here. >>> D'OH! But my OTHER fave is www.explodingdog.com

20. What's the last unselfish thing you've done for somebody? I am entirely selfish.

21. Do you trust the police?As half my family is in the force; no

gooeythehamster said:

Oops missed that one.
YES and keep going.

Well done, althom and Gooey!

1. Have you ever "done it" in your parent's bed? No

2. Have you ever been caught masturbating by your parents? No

3. What's the oldest/youngest person you've dated & when? 21 not long enough ago

4. Do you drink alcohol alone? sometimes

5. Have you ever struck, or been struck by your mate? yes and I was 17 stupid and it took me to long to get away from him...4 years of that is just to much for one person

6. Do you do drugs? If so, which ones? sometimes

7. Do you own any sex toys? no comment

8. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? YUP

9. Do you like to dance? hells yes

10. Have you ever been to an orgy, threesome, or the like? Pleading the 5th

11. Have you ever told your parents everything you've done? Yes

12. Do you give money to the 'unfortunate' at street corners? Yes if I have change at the time

13. Have you ever stolen from your employer? No

14. Have you ever contemplated suicide? Or do you know of anyone who has? Yes

15. Do you like these questionaires? If not, what can we do to improve them? Umm whatever

16. Put your favorite emoticon right here. >>>

17. Do we know the real you here, or is it just another place for you to create an alternate personality? Ya'll know the real me...cause that is how I do it...keep it real 24/7

18. Do you really think Pepsi is gonna give away a billion dollars? I hope I win it...I will share it with all the org if I do

19. List your favorite website right here. >>> prince.org

20. What's the last unselfish thing you've done for somebody? burned about 5 prince cds and sent them to someone in Cali

21. Do you trust the police? FUCK the Police


forgot a question edit
[This message was edited Mon Jun 23 23:50:07 PDT 2003 by MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld]

1. Have you ever "done it" in your parent's bed?
Jesus God, no.

2. Have you ever been caught masturbating by your parents?
Almost.

3. What's the oldest/youngest person you've dated & when?
Youngest- Charmaine... I was 19, she was 18
Oldest-

4. Do you drink alcohol alone?
No

5. Have you ever struck, or been struck by your mate?
yes, yes

6. Do you do drugs? If so, which ones?
yes- both legal. caffeine, occasional alcohol

7. Do you own any sex toys?
Not right now

8. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
On the cheek

9. Do you like to dance?
HELL YES

10. Have you ever been to an orgy, threesome, or the like?
no

11. Have you ever told your parents everything you've done?
Jesus God no.

12. Do you give money to the 'unfortunate' at street corners?
sometimes

13. Have you ever stolen from your employer?
yes

14. Have you ever contemplated suicide? Or do you know of anyone who has?
no, yes

15. Do you like these questionaires? If not, what can we do to improve them?


16. Put your favorite emoticon right here. >>>

17. Do we know the real you here, or is it just another place for you to create an alternate personality?





18. Do you really think Pepsi is gonna give away a billion dollars?
not all together. Listen the the commercial! assmasters...

19. List your favorite website right here. >>> www.prince.org

20. What's the last unselfish thing you've done for somebody?
I just drove my roommate home because he was wasted (okay, I know it's not that big )

21. Do you trust the police?
depends on the officer. I know some awesome cops, and some not-so-lovely cops.

INSATIABLE said:

althom said:

It's a long, justified story! Believe it!

1. Have you ever "done it" in your parent's bed? Nope

2. Have you ever been caught masturbating by your parents? Nope

3. What's the oldest/youngest person you've dated & when? Umm...a couple years ago I dated a chick who was 18

4. Do you drink alcohol alone? Sometimes...never to get drunk tho

5. Have you ever struck, or been struck by your mate? Nope and Nope

6. Do you do drugs? If so, which ones? I used to use ephedra (sp?) but they banned it in Illannoy, so I had to quit

7. Do you own any sex toys? Not anymore

8. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Yup

9. Do you like to dance? Only when no one else is watching

10. Have you ever been to an orgy, threesome, or the like? Nope

11. Have you ever told your parents everything you've done? Heheheh...NOPE

12. Do you give money to the 'unfortunate' at street corners? Sometimes

13. Have you ever stolen from your employer? I ganked a roll of TP from the bathroom at work once, that count?

14. Have you ever contemplated suicide? Or do you know of anyone who has? Yep and yep

15. Do you like these questionaires? If not, what can we do to improve them? Yeah...they're fun

16. Put your favorite emoticon right here. >>>

17. Do we know the real you here, or is it just another place for you to create an alternate personality? This is me

18. Do you really think Pepsi is gonna give away a billion dollars? It would be cool. They can give it to me

19. List your favorite website right here. >>> www.tron-sector.com I'm the top poster there

20. What's the last unselfish thing you've done for somebody? I bought pizza for my roommate

21. Do you trust the police? Not really

16. Put your favorite emoticon right here. >>>

New fave!

1. Have you ever "done it" in your parent's bed? Yes...when I was younger (in high school), they never knew 'til I told them years later!

2. Have you ever been caught masturbating by your parents? Yes, my mom caught me a couple of times...

3. What's the oldest/youngest person you've dated & when? When I was 24, I dated a 35 year old.

4. Do you drink alcohol alone?

5. Have you ever struck, or been struck by your mate? In my drugged youth... yes, and yes.

6. Do you do drugs? If so, which ones? Not anymore! Thank God, those days are gone.

7. Do you own any sex toys? Yes...

8. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Yes.

9. Do you like to dance? Quite well too.

10. Have you ever been to an orgy, threesome, or the like? Yes, yes... and yes. 'Course it was back in the single days... Sometimes I miss those days...

11. Have you ever told your parents everything you've done? My mother knows everything about me. My father does not.

12. Do you give money to the 'unfortunate' at street corners? Occasionally

13. Have you ever stolen from your employer? Sadly, yes... it's all behind me though. I was in my teens, and the latest was when I was on drugs in my late twenties

14. Have you ever contemplated suicide? Or do you know of anyone who has? Yes and yes.

15. Do you like these questionaires? If not, what can we do to improve them? I refuse to answer this question!

16. Put your favorite emoticon right here. >>> and

17. Do we know the real you here, or is it just another place for you to create an alternate personality? This is pretty much me. I am 95% percent myself here.

18. Do you really think Pepsi is gonna give away a billion dollars? I think "no one will find the right cap" and that's that.

19. List your favorite website right here. >>> www.scratchmynuts.com

20. What's the last unselfish thing you've done for somebody? I made my wife lunch today

21. Do you trust the police?Usually... mostly yes, but there were times...

June7 said:

After all the harrassment i've recieved from them Hell No

sinisterpentatonic said:

Oh, I did that too!
Not even my mate; I had two spare tix for the Paris Aftershow and I sold them to two overly happy people.
Especially when they found out I am no hawk and asked the costprice.
They could not believe it. Me and my mate entered Le Bataclan through the artist entrance and we were in way ahead of all other people.
When these two people entered and met up with their friends it was great to see them jump with joy.

gooeythehamster said:

So you're not so selfish after all.

1. Have you ever "done it" in your parent's bed? No

2. Have you ever been caught masturbating by your parents? No

3. What's the oldest/youngest person you've dated & when? The oldes is 50 now

4. Do you drink alcohol alone? No

5. Have you ever struck, or been struck by your mate? Yes, being struck

6. Do you do drugs? If so, which ones? Sometime i smoke some joints

7. Do you own any sex toys? Yeah, a big one

8. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? No

9. Do you like to dance? YES

10. Have you ever been to an orgy, threesome, or the like? Yes

11. Have you ever told your parents everything you've done? No and i wont never do it

12. Do you give money to the 'unfortunate' at street corners? If they r sincere, yes...

13. Have you ever stolen from your employer? No, never stolen in my life

14. Have you ever contemplated suicide? Or do you know of anyone who has? Yes 2 both of questions

15. Do you like these questionaires? If not, what can we do to improve them? In my opinion is good in this way

16. Put your favorite emoticon right here. >>>

17. Do we know the real you here, or is it just another place for you to create an alternate personality? Yes, im always myself...

18. Do you really think Pepsi is gonna give away a billion dollars? No

19. List your favorite website right here. >>>www.prince.org;www.princefams.com;www.npgmusicclub.com:www.marilynmanson.com

20. What's the last unselfish thing you've done for somebody? I prepared dinner 4 my parents without saying nothing 2 them. They were away and i brang the food in their home. They were really happy 4 this

21. Do you trust the police?[/quote] No, they r more rotten than criminals. How come rich ppl never go in jail and poor ppl come 4 bullshits?

um none of your damn bizness june!

June7 said:[quote] and Improved!!! Answer these questions... I double dog dare you!



1. Have you ever "done it" in your parent's bed? No

2. Have you ever been caught masturbating by your parents? No

3. What's the oldest/youngest person you've dated & when? The women I've dated have always been about 2 or 3 years younger/older than me.
4. Do you drink alcohol alone? No. Don't drink.

5. Have you ever struck, or been struck by your mate? No and Yes.

6. Do you do drugs? If so, which ones? Nope.

7. Do you own any sex toys? No
8. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Nope.

9. Do you like to dance? Yes when no one's looking and the shades are down. Kind of like masturbating. Go figure.

10. Have you ever been to an orgy, threesome, or the like? Yes.
11. Have you ever told your parents everything you've done? Hell no.

12. Do you give money to the 'unfortunate' at street corners? Rarely these days but when I was less cynical and jaded I'd tend to help out a bit more.
13. Have you ever stolen from your employer? Yes.
14. Have you ever contemplated suicide? Or do you know of anyone who has? Unfortunately yes. To both.
15. Do you like these questionaires? If not, what can we do to improve them? Pretty good questions.

16. Put your favorite emoticon right here. >>>

17. Do we know the real you here, or is it just another place for you to create an alternate personality? It's pretty much me around here. It'd be too much work to create an alternate and I'm too lazy.

18. Do you really think Pepsi is gonna give away a billion dollars? If it ain't me that's getting the money, I don't care.
19. List your favorite website right here. >>> this is it.

20. What's the last unselfish thing you've done for somebody? Bought them a birthday present.
21. Do you trust the police? Fuck them. Five of those f*cks stopped me on the street and f*cked with me just because I fit the profile of someone they were looking for and laughed about it after they set me free.
[This message was edited Tue Jun 24 2:16:08 PDT 2003 by NovaAngel]
[This message was edited Tue Jun 24 2:39:14 PDT 2003 by NovaAngel]

June7 said:

Edited Edit
[This message was edited Tue Jun 24 2:24:53 PDT 2003 by REDFEATHERS]

June7 said:

[This message was edited Tue Jun 24 3:40:31 PDT 2003 by mdiver]
[This message was edited Tue Jun 24 3:40:58 PDT 2003 by mdiver]

1. Have you ever "done it" in your parent's bed? No

2. Have you ever been caught masturbating by your parents? not that i know of

3. What's the oldest/youngest person you've dated & when? none of your business

4. Do you drink alcohol alone? yes

5. Have you ever struck, or been struck by your mate? what do u mean by struck? but no

6. Do you do drugs? If so, which ones? no

7. Do you own any sex toys? no

8. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? what else would i kiss my mom with?

9. Do you like to dance? kinda

10. Have you ever been to an orgy, threesome, or the like? no

11. Have you ever told your parents everything you've done? no

12. Do you give money to the 'unfortunate' at street corners? no

13. Have you ever stolen from your employer? what do u consider stealing?

14. Have you ever contemplated suicide? Or do you know of anyone who has? every day, for the past 9 years

15. Do you like these questionaires? If not, what can we do to improve them? there allright, but they could b a lil less personal, and yes i am aware i am responding, but it is fun

16. Put your favorite emoticon right here. >>>

17. Do we know the real you here, or is it just another place for you to create an alternate personality? yes

18. Do you really think Pepsi is gonna give away a billion dollars? no

19. List your favorite website right here. >>> here

20. What's the last unselfish thing you've done for somebody? nothing is ever unselfish

21. Do you trust the police?not really

1. Have you ever "done it" in your parent's bed? No!

2. Have you ever been caught masturbating by your parents? Almost on several occasions but after a while I became a master at pulling my pants back on quickly.

3. What's the oldest/youngest person you've dated & when?
The youngest was one year younger, the oldest five years older. I´d really like to try someone who is much older but they are so hard to get. Either they feel too embarrassed by being hit on by someone younger or else they don´t even understand you´re hitting on them because it´s such an unthinkable concept in their world. Any ideas how to do this?

4. Do you drink alcohol alone? No. I don´t drink that much alcohol anyway...which always makes me the designated driver.

5. Have you ever struck, or been struck by your mate? No.

6. Do you do drugs? No. I only have one body and I don´t want to mess with it. If I´d had a spare though, I would have tried crack, LSD, you name it. As it is now it´s not worth the risk.

7. Do you own any sex toys? No. (expecting jokes about my name)

8. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? No way. But I hug her very often.

9. Do you like to dance? I love to dance! I actually won several dancing competetitions at the local discos in my teenage years. But apparently some people hate the fact that I always dance exactly to the beat. Maybe they think I´m trying to show off or something.

10. Have you ever been to an orgy, threesome, or the like? No. I don´t think I would like it that much either. I think the intensity and intimacy would be lost if there were more people involved.

11. Have you ever told your parents everything you've done? Definitely not! That would almost count as incest, in my opinion.

12. Do you give money to the 'unfortunate' at street corners? Only to women.

13. Have you ever stolen from your employer? Just a couple of bundles of blank paper, paper clips, pens, etc. Small stuff like that.

14. Have you ever contemplated suicide? Or do you know of anyone who has? Yes and yes.

15. Do you like these questionaires? If not, what can we do to improve them? I like them. But the questions could definitely be more provocative.

16. Put your favorite emoticon right here. >>>

17. Do we know the real you here, or is it just another place for you to create an alternate personality? It´s the real me.

18. Do you really think Pepsi is gonna give away a billion dollars? I don´t understand this question. Is it some sort of American ad campaign or something?

19. List your favorite website right here. >>> Right now it´s www.miniclip.com. Addictive stuff.

20. What's the last unselfish thing you've done for somebody? I bought flowers for my aunt on mother´s day even though she´s not a mother. I didn´t want her to feel left out.

21. Do you trust the police? Absolutely not. All the policemen I´ve met were total assholes who get off on ruling other people´s lives.

June7 said:

[This message was edited Tue Jun 24 5:25:13 PDT 2003 by ThaHumanBody]

Have you ever "done it" in your parent's bed? NO

Have you ever been caught masturbating by your parents? NO way

3. What's the oldest/youngest person you've dated & when? I didn't date many people growing up.. but the oldest person and youngest person i kissed or slept with was OLDEST 28, I was 18, and youngest i kissed was 16 when i was 19

4. Do you drink alcohol alone? Sometimes

5. Have you ever struck, or been struck by your mate? I am sad at admit I have, but only cause he was not saying nice things to me

6. Do you do drugs? If so, which ones? I use to do plenty. dont' do much of anything anymore

7. Do you own any sex toys? Just a feminine massager

8. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Yes

9. Do you like to dance? Yes

10. Have you ever been to an orgy, threesome, or the like? NO COMMENT

11. Have you ever told your parents everything you've done? NO

12. Do you give money to the 'unfortunate' at street corners? Not usually on the corners, but sometimes on the trains

13. Have you ever stolen from your employer? Yep

14. Have you ever contemplated suicide? Or do you know of anyone who has? ??

15. Do you like these questionaires? If not, what can we do to improve them? I like them...

16. Put your favorite emoticon right here. >>>

17. Do we know the real you here, or is it just another place for you to create an alternate personality? Pretty much the real me

18. Do you really think Pepsi is gonna give away a billion dollars? No

19. List your favorite website right here. >>> too many

20. What's the last unselfish thing you've done for somebody? I asked my new neighbor out for dinner and found out she is a touch psycho

21. Do you trust the police? Yes [/quote]

1. Have you ever "done it" in your parent's bed?Yes

2. Have you ever been caught masturbating by your parents?I don't think so

3. What's the oldest/youngest person you've dated & when?I've never dated anyone older then me and I've dated as much as 6 years younger

4. Do you drink alcohol alone?I don't drink at all

5. Have you ever struck, or been struck by your mate?Only playfully

6. Do you do drugs? If so, which ones?I occasionally take an advil and I often take caffeine

7. Do you own any sex toys?No

8. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?I don't kiss my mother as I am not huge on displays of affection

9. Do you like to dance?Yes, but I'm not a little rhythmically challenged

10. Have you ever been to an orgy, threesome, or the like?Nope

11. Have you ever told your parents everything you've done?I've never done anything I wouldn't tell my parents, but I haven't told them everything

12. Do you give money to the 'unfortunate' at street corners?Rarely

13. Have you ever stolen from your employer?Very small things

14. Have you ever contemplated suicide? Or do you know of anyone who has?Nope I never have, and yes I have known people who killed themselves

15. Do you like these questionaires? If not, what can we do to improve them?Yes I like them

16. Put your favorite emoticon right here. >>>

17. Do we know the real you here, or is it just another place for you to create an alternate personality?You know the real me although it's hard to express your entire personality through posts

18. Do you really think Pepsi is gonna give away a billion dollars?No

19. List your favorite website right here. >>> www.prince.org http://www.jsonline.com www.ebay.com www.milwaukeebrewers.com

20. What's the last unselfish thing you've done for somebody?I went to work during my vacation

21. Do you trust the police?YES

1. Have you ever "done it" in your parent's bed?

No

2. Have you ever been caught masturbating by your parents?

Yes hehe

3. What's the oldest/youngest person you've dated & when?

Youngest 27 Oldest 37

4. Do you drink alcohol alone?

No

5. Have you ever struck, or been struck by your mate?

No

6. Do you do drugs? If so, which ones?

Occasionally smoke a little doobie

7. Do you own any sex toys?

Yes

8. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Yes I love my mommie

9. Do you like to dance?

Yes but Im not very good

10. Have you ever been to an orgy, threesome, or the like?

No

11. Have you ever told your parents everything you've done?

Yes

12. Do you give money to the 'unfortunate' at street corners?

Yes

13. Have you ever stolen from your employer?

Erm yes

14. Have you ever contemplated suicide? Or do you know of anyone who has?

Yes

15. Do you like these questionaires? If not, what can we do to improve them?

Whatever

16. Put your favorite emoticon right here. >>>



17. Do we know the real you here, or is it just another place for you to create an alternate personality?

Im maybe a little too real on the org

18. Do you really think Pepsi is gonna give away a billion dollars?

To be honest I dont really care

19. List your favorite website right here. >>>

Prince.org is one of them

20. What's the last unselfish thing you've done for somebody?

I am prone to bouts of pure selfishness and at times Im completely unselfish

21. Do you trust the police?

Nah not really

Much love Pochacco
[This message was edited Tue Jun 24 7:00:33 PDT 2003 by Pochacco]

June7 said:

"bout as far as I can throw them sons of bitches.

1. Have you ever "done it" in your parent's bed? Nope

2. Have you ever been caught masturbating by your parents? No

3. What's the oldest/youngest person you've dated & when?Oldest my Bf he's 3 years older,I never dated anyone younger than me

4. Do you drink alcohol alone?Sometimes

5. Have you ever struck, or been struck by your mate?Yes and Yes

6. Do you do drugs? If so, which ones?Coffee,Advil,Cigarettes,Rum,Jack

7. Do you own any sex toys?Maybe

8. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?Nope I don't kiss people that often

9. Do you like to dance?I can't dance

10. Have you ever been to an orgy, threesome, or the like?Nope

11. Have you ever told your parents everything you've done?Nope but I probably would

12. Do you give money to the 'unfortunate' at street corners?not often

13. Have you ever stolen from your employer?only insignificant things

14. Have you ever contemplated suicide? Or do you know of anyone who has?yes and yes

15. Do you like these questionaires? If not, what can we do to improve them?I like them!

16. Put your favorite emoticon right here. >>>

17. Do we know the real you here, or is it just another place for you to create an alternate personality?
Yup,I'm me all the time

18. Do you really think Pepsi is gonna give away a billion dollars?Nope

19. List your favorite website right here. >>> www.prince.org or www.imdb.com

20. What's the last unselfish thing you've done for somebody? Wrote a poem

21. Do you trust the police?Yes

An I forgot somthing edit.
[This message was edited Tue Jun 24 15:57:01 PDT 2003 by Sweeny79]

1. Have you ever "done it" in your parent's bed?
NOPE

2. Have you ever been caught masturbating by your parents?
YUP

3. What's the oldest/youngest person you've dated & when?
OLDEST: 36, YOUNGEST: 16

4. Do you drink alcohol alone?
I MAY CRACK OPEN A BEER ON A RARE OCCASION AFTER A HARD DAY AT WORK...

5. Have you ever struck, or been struck by your mate?
NOPE

6. Do you do drugs? If so, which ones?
NOPE

7. Do you own any sex toys?
YUP

8. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
YUP

9. Do you like to dance?
IF IT'S FONKY OR TRANCEY/TRIBAL - YUP

10. Have you ever been to an orgy, threesome, or the like?
YUP

11. Have you ever told your parents everything you've done?
NOPE!

12. Do you give money to the 'unfortunate' at street corners?
IF I HAVE CHANGE 2 SPARE MYSELF, YUP

13. Have you ever stolen from your employer?
NOPE

14. Have you ever contemplated suicide? Or do you know of anyone who has?
YES & YES

15. Do you like these questionaires? If not, what can we do to improve them?
NOT REALLY - TAKE AWAY 20 OF THE QUESTIONS, AND U MAY BE ON2 SOMETHING...

16. Put your favorite emoticon right here. >>>
IT WOULD BE: BUT IM GONNA PUT:
CUZ I'VE NEVER HAD THE CHANCE 2 USE THE POOR LITTLE FELLA!

17. Do we know the real you here, or is it just another place for you to create an alternate personality?
GET 2 KNOW ME AND I GUESS U WILL FIND OUT...

18. Do you really think Pepsi is gonna give away a billion dollars?
THEY SENDING ANY MY WAY? DO I GIVE A SHIT?

19. List your favorite website right here. >>>
www.777run.com - FUCKING AWESOME!

20. What's the last unselfish thing you've done for somebody?
SENT SOMEONE A GIFT 2 LET THEM KNOW I WAS THINKING OF THEM (he knows who he is)

21. Do you trust the police?
OH ABSOLUTELY - THEY'RE THE DEFENDERS OF THE PEACE, AND UPHOLD THE STRICT MORAL CODE LAID DOWN BY OUR SOCIETY ELDERS (fingers crossed, hands behind back*