If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee .
(Hardly seems worth it.)


If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)


The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out
to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)


A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)


A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home... maybe at work.)


The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home What the...?!")


The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)


The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)


Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)


Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)


The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmm...)


Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer
than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)


Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(OK, so that would be a good thing...)


A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)


An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that)


Starfish have no brains.

(I know some people like that too.)


Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)


Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.

(What about that pig??)

applekisses said:

How do you think I make my coffee every morning?

minneapolisgenius said:

you must have kids

applekisses said:

Nope.

Pigs have really long orgasms but their sex only last a few seconds. I'm not sure that they are "getting off" that whole time though. I think the male is just, how do I say this, um, well,spurting for that long.

Now where on earth did I acquire this information!
Oh yeah now I know a book called "Topping from Below",Now that was a sick book!


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Another interesting thing I know is that the average person,born after 1960, in the USA will have spend more time watching TV than sleeping by the time they are 18.

Sweeny79 said:

Letitia Dean will love me then!

Sweeny79 said:

Is there anything good on?

CAMILLE4U said:

Never! Well unless you count big brother
That starts here July 8th!

Sweeny79 said:

Cool. I BB



A new series of Dawsons creek starts here in the UK this week. I hate that show (so why the hell do I watch it.) Dawson, Joey and Pacy are SO iratating. (I love Jen and Andy though )
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CAMILLE4U said:

Why are all you British people obsessed with East Enders?

CAMILLE4U said:

It ended here already
I hated it to but I never missed an episode in the full 5 years! Andy jeez your way behind! I liked her too.
Pacy Joey and Dawson suck! Jen Rocks

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[This message was edited Wed Jun 25 8:12:13 PDT 2003 by Sweeny79]

applekisses said:


If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

pejman said:

Yeah, you better get started.

Sweeny79 said:

I can't figure it out either, very unhealthy obsession!

It's the most miserable show on TV. Everyone is permanently pissed off and shouting at each other. Shit, real life is bad enough without volunteering to watch that miserable programme...

pejman said:

mdiver said:

ian said:

Eastenders