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Thread started 06/20/03 7:26pm

justkelley

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please dont be upset..........i couldnt help myself .....

Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.



Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.




Q: What will a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.




Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
A: An interpreter.




Q: What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?
A: Locking the car door.




Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.




Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant.




SORRY...I REALLY HAVE NOTHING AGAINST YOU BLONDES...JUST MADE ME LAUGH AND I THOUGHT YOU WOULD ENJOY IT TOO smile
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Reply #1 posted 06/20/03 7:28pm

MissCute

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mad

it's all a myth. we're actually pretty smart nod
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Reply #2 posted 06/20/03 7:30pm

justkelley

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sorry cute...i didnt make them up...just passing them along ...still :LUV: me ??? :HUG:
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Reply #3 posted 06/20/03 7:31pm

MissCute

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justkelley said:

sorry cute...i didnt make them up...just passing them along ...still :LUV: me ??? :HUG:


nod I'll do my best. hug
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Reply #4 posted 06/20/03 7:43pm

althom

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MissCute said:

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falloff
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Reply #5 posted 06/20/03 7:48pm

IceNine

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...and the blonde said, "I just hate it when people say that blondes are so stupid... this isn't even my real hair color!!!"
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Reply #6 posted 06/20/03 7:51pm

TwIsTeDmInD

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Hahahahah! I don't get it! biggrin
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Reply #7 posted 06/20/03 7:58pm

Muse2noPharaoh

IceNine said:

...and the blonde said, "I just hate it when people say that blondes are so stupid... this isn't even my real hair color!!!"




hmm
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Reply #8 posted 06/20/03 7:58pm

PurpleJedi

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lol

lol

lol
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Reply #9 posted 06/20/03 10:33pm

SexKitten

:LOL: falloff clapping clapping
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Reply #10 posted 06/20/03 10:45pm

althom

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Muse2noPharaoh said:

IceNine said:

...and the blonde said, "I just hate it when people say that blondes are so stupid... this isn't even my real hair color!!!"




hmm

Me thinks Muse is not a real blonde. nod
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Reply #11 posted 06/20/03 10:45pm

SexKitten

althom said:

Muse2noPharaoh said:

IceNine said:

...and the blonde said, "I just hate it when people say that blondes are so stupid... this isn't even my real hair color!!!"




hmm

Me thinks Muse is not a real blonde. nod

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