MasterCard Wedding

> > > You gotta love this guy... This is a true story about a recent
>wedding
> > >that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and
>
> > >even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
>
> > >After the we! d ding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
> > >microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for
>
> > >coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He
> > >especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his
>new
> > >father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his
>deep
> > >appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from
>
> &g t;! >him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding
> > >party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and
>
> > >asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an
>8x10
> > >glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten
> > >suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to
>tail
> > >them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' react ions
>for a
> > >couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". Then
>he
> > >turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to the
> > >dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage
>annulled
> > >first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the
> > >wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes
> > >through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge...making
>
> > >the bride' s paren! ts pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and
>reception,
> > >and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in
>front
> > >of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church
>
> > >bells. Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out
>of
> > >this?
> > >
> > > Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
> > >friends ...$32,000. Wedding
>photographs
> > >commemorating the
>occasion...$3,000.
> > >Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
> > >Maui...$8,500. The look on
> > >everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the
>best
> > >man...Priceless.
> > >
> > > There are some things money can't buy, for everyt! h ing else there's
> > >MASTERCARD
> > >
> >
> >



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FUCKING BRILLIENT. WHAT A

But what a jealous mf! So she fucked the best man? Does that mean she is no good marrying the groom anymore???

narrowminded imho



-- just because I am unfaithful --

roverlo said:

In one word "YES"

...and I quote Snoop Dog

"Bitches ain't shit, but Hoes and Tricks"

I can't get over this story, he stuck it under of her fathers chair. He was an inch next to it the whole time after spending $32,000. I so wish I was there!

CAMILLE4U said:

i agree i wish i could have sen that shit.
i would have loughed for weeks

What a wild story! Wow ... but blame a killjoy media-type: I had to find out if this was a true story. Turns out, it's circulated so widely at this point that folks aren't sure whether it's an urban legend. Perhaps the best summary of it in its various incarnations can be found here:

http://66.165.133.65/wedd...thered.htm