That was quick! (checks stopwatch, writes down some notes)

ian said:

i think we're all doing pretty good, considering...
aka no horsey pictures...

suomynona said:

That was lovely on both your parts. Very entertaining.

Vibrator said:

I agree. I've rarely seen hairy women over here. I've actually seen more in the U.S.

Nep2nes said:

Don't worry about it. He was probably so happy to be naked with a woman that you could've had full bushes with woodland animals and he wouldn't have noticed (or cared).

Vibrator said:

Haven't been to Germany lately, eh?

Nep2nes said:

Hope it was as good for you as it was for him.

MKevon said:

I was going to mention Germany, but I have had political correctness beaten into me on here, so I left that comment out.

Yes, I have seen some pretty hairy German women.

minneapolisgenius said:

Do you mean hairy German women who were also pretty, or very hairy German women?


MG, I couldn't help but notice your dig.

ThreadBare said:

I mean I've seen both.

Naked too, because I see a ton of dancers from all over in the dressing rooms daily, and I just couldn't help but notice that the German dancers I know are hairy.

minneapolisgenius said:

So how hairy are the dancers in Snailtown, Snailden, then?

Vibrator said:

Hairless.

minneapolisgenius said:

Are you a dancer yourself?

Vibrator said:

No I just like to hang around random dressing rooms to watch the people change.



No, I'm joking of course. Yes, I am a dancer.

thanks for the disclosure of your personal life. please keep us informed of the first time he takes the journey in your back hole.

minneapolisgenius said:

Ballet? Modern? Musical? Go-Go? My curiosity knows no limits.

Vibrator said:

Ballet, but I do modern as well as jazz/funk/hip-hop whatever you want to call it. Mostly ballet though, because that is where all my training is based.

minneapolisgenius said:

Wow, impressive. It´s fascinating to see a good dance performance. I once went to a show where just one dancer was performing in front of a giant screen showing moving images of arctic landscapes. Everybody else was bored to death but I was sitting there wishing it would never end.

Another time when I was standing and talking to a dancer about how they can be so agile she suddenly looked as if she was going to kick me in the head, but then she stopped with her foot inches from the side of my head and let it fall down on my shoulder (while still standing!). She laughed when she saw my face.

Vibrator said:

Did we see the same performance?

Because I just saw a performance two weeks ago with a giant screen and an arctic landscape showing on it. I would have been one of the bored people watching. It must be a theme of the moment. But this one had about 8 dancers onstage, and the choreography sucked, so it was something completely different I suppose.

minneapolisgenius said:

Yes, unless those other seven dancers were hiding behind the screen when I went to see it. Besides I don´t even think we live in the same country. Or do we?

It´s funny when for example a rock star goes to see a rock concert or when a dancer goes to see a dance performance. I mean, it´s got to be the most ungrateful audience in the world since they´re just thinking "I could do that better" the whole time. I even went to a concert where the band were playing their asses off and literally everybody in the front row of the audience were standing with their arms crossed, frowning. That´s the good thing with writing. You don´t have to face your colleagues. At least not directly.