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Jonah Falcon Has A 9.5 Inch Penis Soft...

...and was measured at 13.5" hard. There's an article by Rolling Stone on this guy. It's an interesting read...he's a dork... but, I thought you'd enjoy the article. lol

Here's the a portion of the RS article:


Mr. Big

Jonah Falcon was born with a blessing in, er, disguise. Until it took over his life

By Robert Kurson

When Jonah Falcon was in fifth grade, his class was allowed to use the school swimming pool. Like many ten-year-olds, the boy was modest and decided to change into his swimsuit in a bathroom stall. Locker-room noises ricocheted outside as Jonah dropped his pants. Then, silence. At first, he wondered if everyone had run away. He looked up and saw fingers wrapped over the top of his stall. Then more fingers. And eyes. His classmates, as many as could wedge themselves around the perimeter of the stall, had hoisted themselves up to peer at what Jonah had exposed.
Jonah did not know it was unusual for a ten-year-old boy to have an eight-inch penis. He was unaware that his organ was already longer, thicker and heavier than any owned by his classmates' fathers. All he knew was that the silence and the staring boys made him want to burst out of the stall and run away. But Jonah didn't run away or close his eyes. Pinned inside the toilet stall, pants scrunched around his ankles, he saw a new expression in the eyes of the boys. They looked, Jonah thought, to be in the presence of God.

The average adult penis, according to the Kinsey Institute, measures just under six inches when erect. Most men -- about eighty-seven percent -- are between five and seven inches. Dr. Alfred Kinsey found that the largest reported penis was a bit more than nine inches erect.

Jonah Falcon's penis is 9.5 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect. Tense your forearm. Now wrap your hand around the middle of the muscle. That is the girth of Falcon's erection. Those who have witnessed it describe it as "grotesque," "gorgeous," "hideous" and "stunning." Falcon, who stands five foot nine, thinks his penis is perfectly formed, with a fifteen-degree downward curvature at the six-inch mark and absent the blotching, lumpiness and sudden bends that mark some oversize sex organs. A penis this size functions, physiologically, like any other, according to urologists, a claim substantiated by Falcon. His balls are proportionately huge, each the size of a grade-A jumbo egg. When erect, Falcon's penis generates enough heat to warm hands -- campfire style -- from a distance of six inches.

Today, Falcon's beloved Yankees play the Mets at Yankee Stadium. He feels the subway calling. He will need his full supply of gear to attend a game of this consequence -- glove, empty bag, yearbook and a pair of authentic Yankees pinstripe pants two sizes too small.

"People are going to stare at my dick," he acknowledges. "But I'm a Yankees fan, and that comes first."

Falcon packs his penis to the left and buttons his pants. The human brain needs several seconds to reconcile the sight. His dick stretches across his pelvis and settles against his outer thigh. The head of Falcon's organ rises in unmistakable relief from beneath the fabric. His balls, especially when he pushes them up as he does today, look like the wide, oval eyes ascribed to Martians in popular drawings. Never does the sight of Falcon's equipment suggest a kielbasa or any such inert object. In clothes, with every step, Falcon's penis is alive. He refers to his penis as "it" or "my dick." "I won't call it Little German or Ralph, like other guys," he says. "More insecure guys name their dicks."

Just one block into the trip, Falcon approaches two nattily dressed Wall Street types hailing a cab. One man elbows his friend frantically as Falcon passes. Both stare directly at his crotch as a dozen taxis fly past. Falcon focuses on their faces -- familiar expressions to him. It is the look men get when they meet Michael Jordan or Keith Richards, the look of someone contemplating something fundamentally more powerful than himself.

A lilt begins to animate Falcon's stride. "People always want to talk about my potential," Falcon says. "But I have unlimited potential. I can do whatever I want."

Jonah Cardeli Falcon was born in 1970 to Cecilia Cardeli and a man who died shortly after Jonah's birth. Falcon has at times said that his biological father was legendary porn star John "Johnny Wadd" Holmes, who died of AIDS in 1988. Holmes was known for the length of his penis (which happens to be roughly the same size as Jonah's). Falcon claims to possess "confidential" information proving his lineage, but family members scoff at this suggestion.

Falcon asks that if I interview his mother, I do not speak to her about his penis. "I'm pretty sure she knows about it," he says. "But it's not a topic for a mother."

I ask Cardeli about Jonah's childhood. She interrupts. "I know the reason you're calling. Look, it's genetic. He was born like that, and he was always big for his age. But it's not his big penis, it's society's need to fixate on it. We're in a world where men see their manhood in their penises."

As an only child, Jonah shared a four-story house in Brooklyn with cousins, aunts, uncles, grandparents and great-grandparents. Cardeli says that the blond-haired, blue-eyed boy was reading by eighteen months, a claim his cousins substantiate. When Jonah was six, his mother decided to find work and sent her son to Puerto Rico to live with his grandmother. He stayed for three years and climbed avocado trees and made water balloons and sobbed when his mother left after visiting.

When she did return to New York with him, Jonah's mother sent him to live at the Infants Home of Brooklyn, a residence that provided, among other things, foster care for children. "I don't think my mom could afford me," he says. "But it's no big deal. My past has so unaffected me." He stayed at IHB for three happy years, where he was appreciated for his first-rate mind and during which no one, including Jonah, thought much about his penis.

But after that day in the locker room, he was treated with deference. When Jonah was ten, an older neighborhood kid told an eighteen-year-old woman, "I've got a buddy who's got the biggest dick you'll ever see. It's probably a foot long. He's kind of shy. Want to fuck him?" The woman said she did. So Jonah, who was five foot zero, maybe ninety-eight pounds and mostly bald in the crotch, agreed to meet this woman. He didn't know what sex was, but he showed up, and the woman showed up, too -- red hair, average build, brown eyes. Jonah had no clue what to do, but he knew that people had sex lying down, so he lay on his back and waited. He remembers "fondling and fucking" and that the woman was probably on top, but all that is vague to him now. What still echoes is the woman's refrain: "Holy shit! I've never seen anything like that in my life. Holy shit! . . ."

(Excerpted from RS 924, June 12, 2003)



Oh, and here's a pic. Warning... he's got a big cock... and it's here:


http://euromale.com/conte...nahxxx.htm
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Reply #1 posted 06/17/03 10:28pm

Paisley

:LOL:
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Reply #2 posted 06/17/03 10:41pm

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It sounds like it would hurt!
I'm scared of that man's penis. boxed
In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.
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Reply #3 posted 06/17/03 10:42pm

Paisley

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It sounds like it would hurt!
I'm scared of that man's penis. boxed

Talk about going deep! omg
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Reply #4 posted 06/17/03 10:43pm

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ok i just looked at the pic,i'm not scared anymore! horny
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Reply #5 posted 06/17/03 10:43pm

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Paisley said:

Sweeny79 said:

It sounds like it would hurt!
I'm scared of that man's penis. boxed

Talk about going deep! omg


it wouldn't fit no way in hell shake
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Reply #6 posted 06/17/03 10:45pm

Paisley

Sweeny79 said:

Paisley said:

Sweeny79 said:

It sounds like it would hurt!
I'm scared of that man's penis. boxed

Talk about going deep! omg


it wouldn't fit no way in hell shake

Could you imagine the pain if it did? eyepop
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Reply #7 posted 06/17/03 10:48pm

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Paisley said:

Sweeny79 said:

Paisley said:

Sweeny79 said:

It sounds like it would hurt!
I'm scared of that man's penis. boxed

Talk about going deep! omg


it wouldn't fit no way in hell shake

Could you imagine the pain if it did? eyepop


don't want 2 i'ma hide again boxed
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Reply #8 posted 06/17/03 11:06pm

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how's he going to have sex? wIth a lady horse?
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Reply #9 posted 06/18/03 12:06am

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it's horrid.
you need three people just to jack him off

ewww
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Reply #10 posted 06/18/03 12:21am

mdiver

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it's horrid.
you need three people just to jack him off

ewww


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Reply #11 posted 06/18/03 12:23am

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mdiver said:

gooeythehamster said:

it's horrid.
you need three people just to jack him off

ewww


What are you not volunteering?

nooo
I just want a normal geezer.
It is not size that matters
believe me
it is what you do with it
even though small is no fun, i admit to that
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Reply #12 posted 06/18/03 12:47am

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Damn that hurts just lookin at it
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Reply #13 posted 06/18/03 12:54am

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ewww

I would split in half if I had sex with that guy

gross

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Reply #14 posted 06/18/03 12:56am

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What women here have been with a guy this big??? Anyone? Have you turned a man away for too big a dick? Lemme know. mr.green
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Reply #15 posted 06/18/03 12:58am

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I would split in half if I had sex with that guy





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Reply #16 posted 06/18/03 5:22am

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omg


But that woman had sex with a ten year old?! disbelief
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Reply #17 posted 06/18/03 6:00am

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If you don't post a pic there is no evidence.
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Reply #18 posted 06/18/03 11:47am

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pejman said:

If you don't post a pic there is no evidence.

The pic is in the link.
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Reply #19 posted 06/18/03 11:51am

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This excited me (although I'd never be able to take it either!) until I saw the guys face! It must suck to be that big. I'm sure it's pretty limiting in who you can actually have sex with. Most are either afraid or simply aren't physically able to take it...
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June7 said:

What women here have been with a guy this big??? Anyone? Have you turned a man away for too big a dick? Lemme know. mr.green


Why you wanna know? Are you cursed with a big penis as well?
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Reply #21 posted 06/18/03 11:59am

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hmmm
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sometimes less is more
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Reply #23 posted 06/18/03 12:08pm

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I kinda feel sorry for him. After I read the article in RS I went out and read one of his reviews and there is a pic of him in tight pants so you can see the outline of his dick. I don't know why he just didn't go into porn, there are lots of guys that have only their dicks going for them in the porn industry. He could have played Dirk Diggler.
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Reply #24 posted 06/18/03 12:09pm

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I'm pretty sure i've seen bigger dicks on my travels round the net, and i've seen girls taking them.

Did i just type that? lol
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Reply #25 posted 06/18/03 12:11pm

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Marrk said:

I'm pretty sure i've seen bigger dicks on my travels round the net, and i've seen girls taking them.

Did i just type that? lol


yes you did...no no no! lol
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Reply #26 posted 06/18/03 12:18pm

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VinaBlue said:

pejman said:

If you don't post a pic there is no evidence.

The pic is in the link.





Oh, I didn't see that...I'll have to wait till I get off of work to open it.
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Reply #27 posted 06/18/03 12:21pm

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VinaBlue said:

pejman said:

If you don't post a pic there is no evidence.

The pic is in the link.





Oh, I didn't see that...I'll have to wait till I get off of work to open it.


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Reply #28 posted 06/18/03 12:23pm

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Was this for me? Damn! No thanks ill stick to the normals!!


I maybe horny but I aint ready for those 9 inchers!!


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REDFEATHERS said:

pejman said:

VinaBlue said:

pejman said:

If you don't post a pic there is no evidence.

The pic is in the link.





Oh, I didn't see that...I'll have to wait till I get off of work to open it.


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