When I worked at TGI Fridays, we found out that the button for "Jack & Coke" on the register was ringing up as $0.00. It was one of several glitches in their system.

Anyhow, we used to order ourselves Jack&Coke's all day on our shifts and get shitfaced. When we ring em in, it prints a check to the bartender, who makes the drink for us thinking its for one of our tables.

All the employees are allowed free coffee and pop, so they never questioned what we were drinking.

IceNine said:

Great stress reliever wasn't it

I was told that I called my boss a slag but I was so drunk that I don't remember saying it. Actually I wasn't that wasted so I'm sure it was a misunderstanding.

Well hey I guess I'm no different from everybody else.
I screwed a girl I was dating in my supervisor's office...no let me rephrase that, I mean all over my supervisor's office.

Tom said:

I drink at TGIF's all the time... This is a great story to share with my bartenders..

when i was 18 i worked at burger king...and i kicked an entire group of kids who were on a feild trip out of the store they were picking on my fav customers!!! so i told them to get the fuck out...i clocked out and told them to get out my boss was soo pissed...BUT he couldnt say shit...cuz i was off the clock
im a good worker bee i havent done anything terribly wrong or nasty...that i can think of...
oh wait...i may have pocketed some money when i worked at the mall...when i was like 15...but shit..that at fucking karmelcorn LOL

had sex with someone i was dating on my boss' desk during lunch.

Phoenixxx said:

was your boss watching?

pejman said:

no. he was on vacation. it was a small office (less that five people) and everyone else called out sick since it was a friday and he was gone.

Phoenixxx said:

I did'nt have an answer until I read some of the posts, then I remembered the kind of stuff that went down at my last job.
I was seeing this old man, I say old cuz he was OLD maybe 18 years difference DAYUM.
Well my manager put him in the back shipping/receiving office with another coworker.
We often had meetings of our own, like lunch plans & stuff While locking his assistant out of the office.
Used to go out to lunch all the time & he'd have to hold the McDonalds bag in front of him to cover himself.
[This message was edited Wed Jun 18 20:58:56 PDT 2003 by TheeBeautiful1]