What is the worst thing you've done at work?

for example: fell a sleep during a meeting.

or: blame someone else for your mistake.


I use to work at a theatre...and I had sex with my boss in the cup room (storage for cups, popcorn bags, etc).

It was good and excitingly scary. I would totally do it again!

I once worked at Best Buy when I was a starving musician and still un-signed... I told a customer to fuck herself.

I could tell, but do not wanna turn it into a sex thing immediately.
So the 2nd worst thing I ever did in THIS office was get drunk in the cafeteria on left over champagne from a party and did the circle game (truth or dare, basicly) with five other colleagues...

actually work...that was the worst

Wrote a thread on Prince.Org about funky shapes

JDINTERACTIVE said:

with the non-funky shapes

gooeythehamster said:

with the unfunky comments!

JDINTERACTIVE said:

I don't know if you guys knew about this, but the unfunky computer ain't got no rump to bump.

It is true.

Fallen asleep in a meeting CHECK

Spat in someones coffee CHECK

Knocked one out in the loo CHECK

Got drunk and slept with the boss CHECK

Needless to say I didnt stay there all that long

Much love Pochacco

IceNine said:

Not?

I used to come to work high everyday. Does that count?

gooeythehamster said:

No... accoring to Parlet, the computer is rumpless.

:LOL:

Stay on the org. too long and not finish an important assignment but that only happened once so far and I just stayed late off the clock to get it done.

pejman said:

That the worst?

I do that evey day!

When I worked in retail I was dating the manager. We went out for drinks after work and then seeing how he had the keys we went back to work and had sex all over the store. I sold a "stained" shirt the next day to some kid

gooeythehamster said:

you and me both and 3/4 of the rest of the people on this site

I was a "senior associate" on my team at American Express. I coordinated the training of new hires as they came on to the team...

well, in one batch of new hires, there was a guy I'd known for years from "the scene" here, but I'd never liked him. He was one of those who would only say "hi" if I was with the right people, otherwise he'd ignore me.

So, when he started at my job, he tried to be super nice to me...I just professionally ignored him. Meanwhile, I told all my other friends in the department that he was a jerk.

Soon enough, most people were being rude to him. Soon enough, he quit.



Hey, I was 24, what can I say...

endorphin74 said:

you were a baaad boy ...

I beat up my superiors once

damn, I need to get one of these jobs with sex as a benefit...

I had fourplay with one of my co-workers on the conference room floor

I fired some people !! Think that was the worst...

..Ohh and screwing someone on the pooltable but that was so not worst !!

silkyspread said:

silky, YOU ROCK!!!

pejman said:

Well thank you Pej... I dont know if it will change your mind, but he is my boyfriend now.. I hope i still rock!

Just food for thought: i also has sex with him on the fire escape of my building...

silkyspread said:

just knowing that it happened at work is why you rock!!! I like doing it in places where it's a by the way you say you did it with him on the fire escape I wwish I was your neighbor...

pejman said:

I bet you do.. I didnt' stop to think if anyone saw us.. but i am sure someone did... I didn't care...

silkyspread said:

you are officially labeled as an "exhibitionist".

The worst thing I have done is take my boyfriend out to eat on the company's american express card as a "business expense."
[This message was edited Wed Jun 18 9:35:25 PDT 2003 by DarlinLaurie]

pejman said:

It wouldnt' be the first time...

silkyspread said: