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Pick up lines (continued) I thought the other pick up lines thread was a hoot until 2 people started joking around it was was unfortunately locked. So continue with the pick-up line stories.
When I was in high school I had to wait for the bus downtown to get home. Being dressed like a Catholic schoolgirl didn't help. Several times men tried to pick me up: 1) *me sitting on bus. I get tapped on the shoulder from behind* "Excuse me, I was wondering if I could blow on your neck..." 2) *hissing cat noises from old men* "psss psss psss" ___________________________________________
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"I've noticed you around, um... I find you very attractive... um... would you go to bed with me?"
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matt said: "I've noticed you around, um... I find you very attractive... um... would you go to bed with me?"
Errr...does this actually work for you Matt? | |
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"everything im about to say is total bullshit but your going to eat it up anyways..." | |
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althom said: matt said: "I've noticed you around, um... I find you very attractive... um... would you go to bed with me?"
Errr...does this actually work for you Matt? He's married, idn't he? ___________________________________________
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"Hey...wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
if they say no... "What? Ya don't like pizza???" | |
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I was at a gay bar and this girl I was talking to starting making brushing/sweeping motions across her face (as if trying to wipe something off). When I asked her what she was doing she replied, "Oh nothing much...just clearing a place for you to sit." Cheesy pickup lines are very unattractive. I ignored her after that. | |
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AprilMichelle said: I was at a gay bar and this girl I was talking to starting making brushing/sweeping motions across her face (as if trying to wipe something off). When I asked her what she was doing she replied, "Oh nothing much...just clearing a place for you to sit." Cheesy pickup lines are very unattractive. I ignored her after that.
And I understand why... damn, that's a bad one... | |
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althom said: matt said: "I've noticed you around, um... I find you very attractive... um... would you go to bed with me?"
Errr...does this actually work for you Matt? It's a song. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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honking the car horn and yelling out the window, "hey. hey! come here i wanna talk to ya!." | |
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Phoenixxx said: honking the car horn and yelling out the window, "hey. hey! come here i wanna talk to ya!."
oh gawd, that 2!!! either that, or they're drivin by while you're walkin down the street and yell shit 2 ya. | |
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"they should rearrange the alphabet so that u and i are together." :eyeroll: | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: Phoenixxx said: honking the car horn and yelling out the window, "hey. hey! come here i wanna talk to ya!."
oh gawd, that 2!!! either that, or they're drivin by while you're walkin down the street and yell shit 2 ya. Yeah, that's the majority of "pick-up" lines that I get. Like you're going to stop and just jump in the car with them. I can't imagine anyone ever doing this, but it must work occasionally because they keep trying. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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althom said: matt said: "I've noticed you around, um... I find you very attractive... um... would you go to bed with me?"
Errr...does this actually work for you Matt? Never tried it... it's actually lyrics from the song "Would You...?" by Touch & Go. With that said, during my single years I found that a direct approach sometimes worked surprisingly well. "Clever" pickup lines were never my style. Please note: effective March 21, 2010, I've stepped down from my prince.org Moderator position. |
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1. "Girl, you must have tennis shoes on because you been running thru my mind ALL NIGHT!"
2. "So do you like environmental records?" 3. "So check it out, you wanna dance?" 4. "Girl, if I come back as a woman . . . I want a body like yours!" It's all in the delivery baby . . . and most of mine get "returned to sender" ! . . . Why I Laugh? Good night, sweet Prince | 7 June 1958 - 21 April 2016
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i wouldnt know...i havent been "picked up" on in a looong time lol vi | |
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violett said: i wouldnt know...i havent been "picked up" on in a looong time lol
"hey, baby i lost my treasure. can i look in your chest?" | |
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Phoenixxx said: "hey, baby i lost my treasure. can i look in your chest?"
one of these days some dude's gonna use that one on me, i know it... | |
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I'm from the North of England so this might not translate but hey..
'Get your coat love, you've pulled.' or.. 'Do you want 2 go halves on a bastard?' It works 4 me!!! | |
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this one goes in either one direction or the other... what color panties are you wearing and can I see to make sure... -------------------------------------------------
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pejman said: this one goes in either one direction or the other... what color panties are you wearing and can I see to make sure...
and what a pity that the other thread was locked thanks for reviving it !! -------------------------------------------------
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sitting in a nite spot,approach a girl & say "damn baby,I was just looking over here & was wondering if u were as generous as u r beautiful,would u like 2 buy me a drink?" if she says NO! then just say "yeah that's what I thought!" **************************************************
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ThaHumanBody said: sitting in a nite spot,approach a girl & say "damn baby,I was just looking over here & was wondering if u were as generous as u r beautiful,would u like 2 buy me a drink?" if she says NO! then just say "yeah that's what I thought!"
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ThaHumanBody said: sitting in a nite spot,approach a girl & say "damn baby,I was just looking over here & was wondering if u were as generous as u r beautiful,would u like 2 buy me a drink?" if she says NO! then just say "yeah that's what I thought!"
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Of course there's
'Did U hurt yourself when U fell from heaven?' | |
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Jamademus said: Of course there's
'Did U hurt yourself when U fell from heaven?' nice one... I'm gonna use that tonite at the bar! -------------------------------------------------
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Straight to the point, your place or mine? | |
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