...lands on a beaver, will he be pissed? And why was the beaver in the middle of the forest anyway?

...but what is the sound of one beaver clapping?

What is the sound of a beaver with the clapper?

do beavers dream of electric dams?

The new hit song in the beaver world:

I fought the log and the log won.

But can a beaver hear the sound of one log clapping?

IceNine said:

He won't be pissed, he'd be dead.
And he's in the middle of the forest so he could answer your question.

Is a beaver a pirate's worst nightmare? What would a pirate do if a group of beavers descended upon him during the night and ate his wooden leg, huh?

What if a beaver contracts the clap from another beaver?

MissCute said:

No, no, no, no, no... it just lands on his tail... it doesn't crush his head clean out his ass or anything.

I wonder if beavers would be angry if they could understand English and they found out that people refer to the vagina as a beaver?

IceNine said:

They would be relieved to find out that shaving is all the rage now, which sort of invalidates the old moniker.

teller said:

:LOL:

Good point.

IceNine said:

Better Question.

If a man speaks in the middle of the forest,and no woman is around to her him,is he still wrong?

Sweeny79 said:

Depends if she's on or not.

IceNine said:

Sweeny79 said:

I use that as a signature in my e-mails.

IceNine said:

ROFLMWAO!!!

teller said:

Your back! Nice to see you!

teller said:

"Wyyy-nona's got herself a big, brown beaver..."

Sweeny79 said:

No he's on vacation. He probably got tired of the woman's constant talking and wanted to get away from it all. Unfortunately, no matter how hard he tries, he's still gonna run into a beaver every now and then.
[This message was edited Mon Jun 16 17:52:59 PDT 2003 by NovaAngel]

IceNine said:

Muse2noPharaoh said:

See me in the P&R forum...I don't post much anymore, but I'm usually in there somewhere picking stocks...

minneapolisgenius said:

...and she shows it off to all her friends...

minneapolisgenius said:

Really?



Ummm...do you know this Wynona well?

I always laugh at this question, cuz it's the kind of stuff you only ask when you high

I think that all this talk of beating beavers with logs may qualify for internet animal cruelty...expect a call from the ASPCA real soon...

DigitalLisa said:

You guys actually ask about trees falling in the forest and hitting beavers when you are smoking weed? :O

Man, I thought that I was pretty original there... I guess not.

:O :O :O :O

PurpleJedi said:

Have you ever seen the "club a seal" page?

I will have to find it.

IceNine said:
Have you ever seen the "club a seal" page?

I will have to find it.[/quote]



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