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DAMN my roommate........ I swear on all that is holy if my roommate gets up during the night one more time and goes to take a piss with the bathroom door open and I have to hear this shit. And then leave the toilet unflushed with the seat up Ima gonna open a can of ghetto whoop ass on her honkie ass | |
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Tell her to put a damn cork in it at night before she goes to bed. | |
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She leaves the seat up!  | |
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althom said: She leaves the seat up!
YES she is worse then a guy...GRRR | |
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Paisley said: Tell her to put a damn cork in it at night before she goes to bed.
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althom said: She leaves the seat up!
I think someone has a winkie!  better lock your door when ya go to bed or it's  when the lights go out. | |
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Then there are the times when she does this shit and her cats starts crying cause she is gone...she then proceeds to yell her cats name from the bathroom, while she is taking a piss with the door wide open where the whole damn world can hear her | |
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She is from Missouri...why expect anything more 
Damn honkie biatch  | |
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MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: Then there are the times when she does this shit and her cats starts crying cause she is gone...she then proceeds to yell her cats name from the bathroom, while she is taking a piss with the door wide open where the whole damn world can hear her
 <-- Crazy cat lady. | |
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MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: Then there are the times when she does this shit and her cats starts crying cause she is gone...she then proceeds to yell her cats name from the bathroom, while she is taking a piss with the door wide open where the whole damn world can hear her
You poor thing.  | |
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MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: I swear on all that is holy if my roommate gets up during the night one more time and goes to take a piss with the bathroom door open and I have to hear this shit. And then leave the toilet unflushed with the seat up Ima gonna open a can of ghetto whoop ass on her honkie ass
Lock the door and pull it closed. Hopefully she will knock herself out!  | |
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Muse2noPharaoh said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: I swear on all that is holy if my roommate gets up during the night one more time and goes to take a piss with the bathroom door open and I have to hear this shit. And then leave the toilet unflushed with the seat up Ima gonna open a can of ghetto whoop ass on her honkie ass
Lock the door and pull it closed. Hopefully she will knock herself out!  | |
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althom said: She leaves the seat up!
Does she pee standing up??? | |
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Nikster said: althom said: She leaves the seat up!
Does she pee standing up??? I think she's living with a guy in drag.  | |
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althom said: Nikster said: althom said: She leaves the seat up!
Does she pee standing up??? I think she's living with a guy in drag. That's what I'm thinking...or else she is VERY butch | |
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Hmmm...can your roomie write her name in the snow?? | |
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Nikster said: althom said: Nikster said: althom said: She leaves the seat up!
Does she pee standing up??? I think she's living with a guy in drag. That's what I'm thinking...or else she is VERY butch Or on those special drugs. | |
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I am so glad I am not sharing my appartments anymore... | |
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MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: Muse2noPharaoh said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: I swear on all that is holy if my roommate gets up during the night one more time and goes to take a piss with the bathroom door open and I have to hear this shit. And then leave the toilet unflushed with the seat up Ima gonna open a can of ghetto whoop ass on her honkie ass
Lock the door and pull it closed. Hopefully she will knock herself out! I am serious! You can open it with a pin tommarow. She will be 1/2 asleep and KABLOOM! Oh my! I crack myself up! I think I need sleep | |
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althom said: Nikster said: althom said: Nikster said: althom said: She leaves the seat up!
Does she pee standing up??? I think she's living with a guy in drag. That's what I'm thinking...or else she is VERY butch Or on those special drugs. The same drugs that can give men boobs? :O | |
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Muse2noPharaoh said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: Muse2noPharaoh said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: I swear on all that is holy if my roommate gets up during the night one more time and goes to take a piss with the bathroom door open and I have to hear this shit. And then leave the toilet unflushed with the seat up Ima gonna open a can of ghetto whoop ass on her honkie ass
Lock the door and pull it closed. Hopefully she will knock herself out! I am serious! You can open it with a pin tommarow. She will be 1/2 asleep and KABLOOM! Oh my! I crack myself up! I think I need sleep I am serious about this too ---> | |
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MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: Muse2noPharaoh said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: Muse2noPharaoh said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: I swear on all that is holy if my roommate gets up during the night one more time and goes to take a piss with the bathroom door open and I have to hear this shit. And then leave the toilet unflushed with the seat up Ima gonna open a can of ghetto whoop ass on her honkie ass
Lock the door and pull it closed. Hopefully she will knock herself out! I am serious! You can open it with a pin tommarow. She will be 1/2 asleep and KABLOOM! Oh my! I crack myself up! I think I need sleep I am serious about this too --->  | |
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Why are you living with her??
She sounds like a nightmare! I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Buy her a pack of diapers. she'll either use them, or she'll just get the hint and stop. _______________________________
 Miss Cute
For whatever it's worth, I'm sorry. | |
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Just piss in her milk. | |
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Have one of your friends leave a "present" in her cat's litter box then blame it on the cat.  [This message was edited Tue Jun 17 13:02:12 PDT 2003 by NovaAngel] "I ordered no broth! Away with ye lest my cane find your backside!!"- Ralph Wiggum, Actor. | |
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So is this the same roommate who can't stand Prince?  Please note: effective March 21, 2010, I've stepped down from my prince.org Moderator position. |
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moderatormatt said: So is this the same roommate who can't stand Prince?
 time to move out-------------------------------------------------
MENACE TO SOBRIETY  | |
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pejman said: matt said: So is this the same roommate who can't stand Prince?
time to move outMy wife hated Prince until I started listening to house music. Now she tolerates Prince quite well. Please note: effective March 21, 2010, I've stepped down from my prince.org Moderator position. |
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Do the old stand-by and put Nair in her shampoo.
 "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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