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my ex is on his way.............. any ideas on what to do ??? THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
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Come over to my place! NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M L L E” | |
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Y is he your X? NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M L L E” | |
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go out. | |
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CAMILLE4U said: Y is he your X?
just don't fuck him!!! DON'T!!! No matter tempted ur ...don't make the same mistak e i always do! Let the rain come down...17 days.... | |
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CAMILLE4U said: Come over to my place!
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purplegypsy said: CAMILLE4U said: Y is he your X?
just don't fuck him!!! DON'T!!! No matter tempted ur ...don't make the same mistak e i always do! Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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I need to know about your relationship before I can tell U what to do? Just give me a few details to work with, then maybe I can give some advice. [This message was edited Mon Jun 16 12:08:19 PDT 2003 by CAMILLE4U] NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M L L E” | |
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CAMILLE4U said: Y is he your X?
he is my ex because...he is not my 'current' lol :LOL: THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
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justkelley said: CAMILLE4U said: Y is he your X?
he is my ex because...he is not my 'current' lol :LOL: Alright, U got me there! NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M L L E” | |
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he was my first love...i spent nine years with him...
and... not that it matters really... but he is a total freak... lol (in the bedroom i mean) THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
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CAMILLE4U said: justkelley said: CAMILLE4U said: Y is he your X?
he is my ex because...he is not my 'current' lol :LOL: Alright, U got me there! had too baby...you left it out there like that ... THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
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If you still love him he should not be your ex.. Cook something with ginger and put a nice dress on. Discuss your problems before you return with him because if you do not the problems will only reappear later and you will have suffered twice. If he was naughty, unfaithful an violent bare in mind that he is not the only one and that there is a 50% of the World population are men.. La force tranquille
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estelrinck said: If you still love him he should not be your ex.. Cook something with ginger and put a nice dress on. Discuss your problems before you return with him because if you do not the problems will only reappear later and you will have suffered twice. If he was naughty, unfaithful an violent bare in mind that he is not the only one and that there is a 50% of the World population are men..
this is all true...i dont think its anything other than he wants to come visit his son... but i havent seen him in almost ...damn...its been over a year i think... OMG...cant be that long for real... anyway...never violent...just a player...cant keep the dick at home...feel me sooo...no sex today... but thats cool... my saying is ...old roads have the same bumps... feel me ?? LOL THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
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justkelley said in a very strange way : he was my first love...i spent nine years with him and not that it matters really but he is a total freak (in the bedroom i mean)
Well so am I? So if U think U should get back with him, U should get with me instead. (A change is as good as a rest) Seriously. 9 years is a very long time and worth savelging if posible. Be understanding, talk, address all your concerns, see what happens. If you end up smileing it was meant to be. NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M L L E” | |
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CAMILLE...
i like you ... you are cool THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
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justkelley said: CAMILLE...
i like you ... you are cool I know , so R U (I hope this helps, good luck, whatever you choose to do) NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M L L E” | |
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on his way to where?
is it good or bad? What does he want? Is he coming baring gifts? _______________________________
Miss Cute For whatever it's worth, I'm sorry. | |
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Don't worry Kelly! It's been a year? Men fall apart easy in the absence of a good Woman! He will probably look ship wrecked!
Be strong girl! [This message was edited Mon Jun 16 12:26:51 PDT 2003 by Muse2noPharaoh] | |
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justkelley said: cant keep the dick at home...
"I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: justkelley said: cant keep the dick at home...
Neither can I? I have to go to work some time, I can't just leave it in a jar sweety. U have real high expectations NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M L L E” | |
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MissCute said: on his way to where?
is it good or bad? What does he want? Is he coming baring gifts? on his way here... its really neither good nor bad... comming to see his son... it would be nice...the gifts...lol...but very doubtful THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
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CAMILLE4U said: I need to know about your relationship before I can tell U what to do? Just give me a few details to work with, then maybe I can give some advice.
[This message was edited Mon Jun 16 12:08:19 PDT 2003 by CAMILLE4U] u cant even spell "vagina" and u wanna offer help on her ex?...muaaahahahahaha and tha rudeness rooolllsss ooon!!! | |
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CAMILLE4U said: minneapolisgenius said: justkelley said: cant keep the dick at home...
Neither can I? I have to go to work some time, I can't just leave it in a jar sweety. U have real high expectations you are too funny THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
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Finess said: CAMILLE4U said: I need to know about your relationship before I can tell U what to do? Just give me a few details to work with, then maybe I can give some advice.
[This message was edited Mon Jun 16 12:08:19 PDT 2003 by CAMILLE4U] u cant even spell "vagina" and u wanna offer help on her ex?...muaaahahahahaha and tha rudeness rooolllsss ooon!!! Because I usally just put CUNT NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M L L E” | |
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justkelley said: MissCute said: on his way to where?
is it good or bad? What does he want? Is he coming baring gifts? on his way here... its really neither good nor bad... comming to see his son... it would be nice...the gifts...lol...but very doubtful In that case, make some tea and cookies. that's my suggestion. _______________________________
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Muse2noPharaoh said: Don't worry Kelly! It's been a year? Men fall apart easy in the absence of a good Woman! He will probably look ship wrecked!
Be strong girl! [This message was edited Mon Jun 16 12:26:51 PDT 2003 by Muse2noPharaoh] will do !!! me... THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
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Detatchable Penis, by King Missile
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover And my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable. [background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over] This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out, when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it. So I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes But not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of searching the house, and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast. Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis. [background voices continue to sing "detachable penis" for a while, then out] "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: Detatchable Penis, by King Missile
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover And my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable. [background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over] This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out, when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it. So I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes But not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of searching the house, and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast. Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis. [background voices continue to sing "detachable penis" for a while, then out] I don't have this record, but it would be so nice NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M L L E” | |
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Stay on the Org KELLEY!!! Chat with me... I can be your new love You will be fine!!! | |
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