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Thread started 06/16/03 11:17am

SupaFunkyOrgan
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Why do people feel the need to break your hand in half during a handshake?

Is this similar to shortman's syndrome? You know, trying to overcompensate for their shortcomigs?

I hate when people do this to me. Just shake my hand like a human being and not like a damn blender on crush mode! pissed
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Reply #1 posted 06/16/03 11:23am

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Have you ever shook hands with Prince? He has a limp handshake much like the President. I suppose as a musician he doesn't want to damage his lifeblood.

I actually hate shaking hands.


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Reply #2 posted 06/16/03 11:25am

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just squeeze back til you're both going crying and going "AAARGH!" smile
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Reply #3 posted 06/16/03 11:25am

REDFEATHERS

I would rather have a hard tight squeeze than a sloppy, clammy, limp hand shake barf
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Reply #4 posted 06/16/03 11:25am

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They want to prove that they aren't some kind of sissy who loves flowers and things.

:LOL:
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Reply #5 posted 06/16/03 11:27am

Paisley

IceNine said:

They want to prove that they aren't some kind of sissy who loves flowers and things.

:LOL:

So that's why you shake hands so hard! smile
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Reply #6 posted 06/16/03 11:27am

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IceNine said:

They want to prove that they aren't some kind of sissy who loves flowers and things.

:LOL:



Flowers and "things" is that how you define a sissy? falloff

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Reply #7 posted 06/16/03 11:28am

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Their hands are strong cos they spend too much time jerkoff
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Reply #8 posted 06/16/03 11:30am

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Paisley said:

IceNine said:

They want to prove that they aren't some kind of sissy who loves flowers and things.

:LOL:

So that's why you shake hands so hard! smile


Right... I will crush your hand and then tenderly fuck your ass.
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Reply #9 posted 06/16/03 11:30am

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Then don't shake my hand, cuz I'm a hard shaker. wink
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Reply #10 posted 06/16/03 11:37am

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no no no. They don't feel the need to break your hand in half...

People know that a weak handshake is terrible, nobody likes it, so some of them try to overcompensate by shaking harder. They are not skilled in their handshaking ways so they are unable to make their handshake firm, but not hard.
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Reply #11 posted 06/16/03 11:41am

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I know how to shake a hand. Despite what you've heard, aint nothing limp on me! I don't like whimpy handshakes either but there is a huge difference in a firm handshake and one that pulverizes your whole arm!
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Reply #12 posted 06/16/03 11:46am

INSATIABLE

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IceNine said:

Paisley said:

IceNine said:

They want to prove that they aren't some kind of sissy who loves flowers and things.

:LOL:

So that's why you shake hands so hard! smile


Right... I will crush your hand and then tenderly fuck your ass.

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Reply #13 posted 06/16/03 11:48am

REDFEATHERS

A limp handshake shows introvertedness, shyness.

A strong handshake shows genuinity and confidence.
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Reply #14 posted 06/16/03 11:50am

Paisley

INSATIABLE said:

IceNine said:

Paisley said:

IceNine said:

They want to prove that they aren't some kind of sissy who loves flowers and things.

:LOL:

So that's why you shake hands so hard! smile


Right... I will crush your hand and then tenderly fuck your ass.

whofarted

That's the same expression I got on my face girl, what makes him think I want him? he's dreaming like always. rolleyes
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Reply #15 posted 06/16/03 11:51am

INSATIABLE

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Paisley said:

INSATIABLE said:

IceNine said:

Paisley said:

IceNine said:

They want to prove that they aren't some kind of sissy who loves flowers and things.

:LOL:

So that's why you shake hands so hard! smile


Right... I will crush your hand and then tenderly fuck your ass.

whofarted

That's the same expression I got on my face girl, what makes him think I want him? he's dreaming like always. rolleyes

hehe...
sure thing...
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Reply #16 posted 06/16/03 11:52am

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INSATIABLE said:

Paisley said:

INSATIABLE said:

IceNine said:

Paisley said:

IceNine said:

They want to prove that they aren't some kind of sissy who loves flowers and things.

:LOL:

So that's why you shake hands so hard! smile


Right... I will crush your hand and then tenderly fuck your ass.

whofarted

That's the same expression I got on my face girl, what makes him think I want him? he's dreaming like always. rolleyes

hehe...
sure thing...
paisley heart IceNice


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That's what I'm saying... she wants me... she can't have me, but she wants me... it is killing her.

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Reply #17 posted 06/16/03 11:52am

Paisley

INSATIABLE said:

Paisley said:

INSATIABLE said:

IceNine said:

Paisley said:

IceNine said:

They want to prove that they aren't some kind of sissy who loves flowers and things.

:LOL:

So that's why you shake hands so hard! smile


Right... I will crush your hand and then tenderly fuck your ass.

whofarted

That's the same expression I got on my face girl, what makes him think I want him? he's dreaming like always. rolleyes

hehe...
sure thing...
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Oh HELL NO shake
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Reply #18 posted 06/16/03 11:53am

INSATIABLE

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tsk!
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Reply #19 posted 06/16/03 11:55am

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INSATIABLE said:

tsk!


Denial is an ugly thing.

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Reply #20 posted 06/16/03 11:56am

INSATIABLE

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IceNine said:

INSATIABLE said:

tsk!


Denial is an ugly thing.

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sigh ... true indeed.
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Reply #21 posted 06/16/03 11:57am

Paisley

INSATIABLE said:

IceNine said:

INSATIABLE said:

tsk!


Denial is an ugly thing.

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sigh ... true indeed.

Are you saying your in denial?
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Reply #22 posted 06/16/03 11:58am

INSATIABLE

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Paisley said:

INSATIABLE said:

IceNine said:

INSATIABLE said:

tsk!


Denial is an ugly thing.

biggrin

sigh ... true indeed.

Are you saying your in denial?

My in denial what?


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Reply #23 posted 06/16/03 11:58am

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INSATIABLE said:

Paisley said:

INSATIABLE said:

IceNine said:

INSATIABLE said:

tsk!


Denial is an ugly thing.

biggrin

sigh ... true indeed.

Are you saying your in denial?

My in denial what?


wink


:LOL:

Nice one!
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Reply #24 posted 06/16/03 12:03pm

Paisley

IceNine said:

INSATIABLE said:

Paisley said:

INSATIABLE said:

IceNine said:

INSATIABLE said:

tsk!


Denial is an ugly thing.

biggrin

sigh ... true indeed.

Are you saying your in denial?

My in denial what?


wink


:LOL:

Nice one!

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Reply #25 posted 06/16/03 12:31pm

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Can you figure a big German uncle full off beer , a huge biker, then? lol
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Reply #26 posted 06/16/03 12:34pm

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And on the French side we prefer to give 1 or 2 kisses kiss2 on each kisses when we meet someone.. even if a person introduce you to another you kiss that person.. It ´s a cool tradition when you like a boy mushy
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