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If a tree falls in a forest and... ...lands on a beaver, will he be pissed? And why was the beaver in the middle of the forest anyway? SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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...but what is the sound of one beaver clapping? | |
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What is the sound of a beaver with the clapper? SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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do beavers dream of electric dams? | |
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The new hit song in the beaver world:
I fought the log and the log won. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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But can a beaver hear the sound of one log clapping? Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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IceNine said: ...lands on a beaver, will he be pissed? And why was the beaver in the middle of the forest anyway?
He won't be pissed, he'd be dead. And he's in the middle of the forest so he could answer your question. _______________________________
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Is a beaver a pirate's worst nightmare? What would a pirate do if a group of beavers descended upon him during the night and ate his wooden leg, huh? SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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What if a beaver contracts the clap from another beaver? Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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MissCute said: IceNine said: ...lands on a beaver, will he be pissed? And why was the beaver in the middle of the forest anyway?
He won't be pissed, he'd be dead. And he's in the middle of the forest so he could answer your question. No, no, no, no, no... it just lands on his tail... it doesn't crush his head clean out his ass or anything. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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I wonder if beavers would be angry if they could understand English and they found out that people refer to the vagina as a beaver? SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: I wonder if beavers would be angry if they could understand English and they found out that people refer to the vagina as a beaver?
They would be relieved to find out that shaving is all the rage now, which sort of invalidates the old moniker. Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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teller said: IceNine said: I wonder if beavers would be angry if they could understand English and they found out that people refer to the vagina as a beaver?
They would be relieved to find out that shaving is all the rage now, which sort of invalidates the old moniker. :LOL: Good point. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Moderator | IceNine said: ...lands on a beaver, will he be pissed? And why was the beaver in the middle of the forest anyway?
Better Question. If a man speaks in the middle of the forest,and no woman is around to her him,is he still wrong? In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Sweeny79 said: IceNine said: ...lands on a beaver, will he be pissed? And why was the beaver in the middle of the forest anyway?
Better Question. If a man speaks in the middle of the forest,and no woman is around to her him,is he still wrong? Depends if she's on or not. NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M L L E” | |
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IceNine said: The new hit song in the beaver world:
I fought the log and the log won. | |
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Sweeny79 said: Better Question. If a man speaks in the middle of the forest,and no woman is around to her him,is he still wrong? I use that as a signature in my e-mails. | |
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IceNine said: MissCute said: IceNine said: ...lands on a beaver, will he be pissed? And why was the beaver in the middle of the forest anyway?
He won't be pissed, he'd be dead. And he's in the middle of the forest so he could answer your question. No, no, no, no, no... it just lands on his tail... it doesn't crush his head clean out his ass or anything. ROFLMWAO!!! | |
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teller said: But can a beaver hear the sound of one log clapping?
Your back! Nice to see you! | |
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teller said: What if a beaver contracts the clap from another beaver?
"Wyyy-nona's got herself a big, brown beaver..." "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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Sweeny79 said: IceNine said: ...lands on a beaver, will he be pissed? And why was the beaver in the middle of the forest anyway?
Better Question. If a man speaks in the middle of the forest,and no woman is around to her him,is he still wrong? No he's on vacation. He probably got tired of the woman's constant talking and wanted to get away from it all. Unfortunately, no matter how hard he tries, he's still gonna run into a beaver every now and then. [This message was edited Mon Jun 16 17:52:59 PDT 2003 by NovaAngel] "I ordered no broth! Away with ye lest my cane find your backside!!"- Ralph Wiggum, Actor. | |
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IceNine said: The new hit song in the beaver world:
I fought the log and the log won. "I ordered no broth! Away with ye lest my cane find your backside!!"- Ralph Wiggum, Actor. | |
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Muse2noPharaoh said: teller said: But can a beaver hear the sound of one log clapping?
Your back! Nice to see you! See me in the P&R forum...I don't post much anymore, but I'm usually in there somewhere picking stocks... Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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minneapolisgenius said: teller said: What if a beaver contracts the clap from another beaver?
"Wyyy-nona's got herself a big, brown beaver..." ...and she shows it off to all her friends... | |
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minneapolisgenius said: "Wyyy-nona's got herself a big, brown beaver..." Really? Ummm...do you know this Wynona well? | |
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I always laugh at this question, cuz it's the kind of stuff you only ask when you high | |
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I think that all this talk of beating beavers with logs may qualify for internet animal cruelty...expect a call from the ASPCA real soon... By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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DigitalLisa said: I always laugh at this question, cuz it's the kind of stuff you only ask when you high
You guys actually ask about trees falling in the forest and hitting beavers when you are smoking weed? :O Man, I thought that I was pretty original there... I guess not. :O :O :O :O SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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PurpleJedi said: I think that all this talk of beating beavers with logs may qualify for internet animal cruelty...expect a call from the ASPCA real soon...
Have you ever seen the "club a seal" page? I will have to find it. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said:
Have you ever seen the "club a seal" page? I will have to find it.[/quote] [This message was edited Tue Jun 17 3:18:36 PDT 2003 by Finess] | |
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