If there was a THREAD JACKER CLUB on the Org, you'd be president, I pressume.

And this...



Hmmm

gooeythehamster said:

It's in theme with your other club posts.

bkw said:

The last one will noot open due to WEBSENSE matters...

This came up under Muse

:BOXED: Am I going to get booted from the club for posting a muse on a gay thread? Wonder if I put a lot of pretty rainbows around it?

Muse2noPharaoh said:

Goo said:

Which means that if you post a rainbow you have to sing the Tiger Song.

gooeythehamster said:

The Unofficially Official Rules of Calvinball**



1.1. All players must wear a Calvinball mask (See Calvinball Equipment - 2.1). No one questions the masks (Figure 2.1).


*IMPORTANT -- The following rules are subject to be changed, amended, or deleted by any player(s) involved.


1.2 Any player may declare a new rule at any point in the game (Figure 1.2). The player may do this audibly or silently depending on what zone (Refer to Rule 1.5) the player is in.

1.3. A player may use the Calvinball (See Calvinball Equipment - 2.2)in any way the player see fits, whether it be to incur injury upon other players or to gain benefits for himself.


1.4. Any penalty legislation may be in the form of pain, embarassment, or any degradation the rulee wishes to execute upon the other player.


1.5 The Calvinball Field (See Calvinball Equipment - 2.3) should consist of areas, or zones, which are governed by a set of rules declared by players. Zones may be appear and disappear as often and wherever the player decides. For example, a corollary zone would enable a player to make a corollary (sub-rule) to any rule already made. Or a pernicious poem place would require the intruder to do what the name implies. Or an opposite zone would enable a player to declare reverse playibility on the others. (Remember, the player would declare this zone oppositely by not declaring it.) (Figure 1.5a and 1.5b)


1.6 Flags (Calvinball Equipment 2.3) shall be named by players whom shall also assign the power and rules which shall govern that flag (Figure 1.6).


1.7 Songs are an integral part of Calvinball and verses must be sung spontaneously through the game when randomly assigned events occur.



1.8 Score may be kept or disregarded. In the event that score is kept, it shall have no bearing on the game nor shall it have any logical consistency to it. (Legal scores include 'Q to 12', 'BW-109 to YU-34, and 'Nosebleed to Pelvic Fracture'.) (Figure 1.9)

1.9 Any rule above that is carried out during the course of the game may never be used again in the event that it causes the same result as a previous game. Calvinball games may never be played the same way twice (Figure 1.9)




Calvinball Equipment


2.1. Mask - All participants are required to wear a mask - Figure 1.1


2.2. Calvinball - A Calvinball may be a soccerball, volleyball, or any other reasonable ball - Figure 2.1a and Figure 2.1b






2.3 Calvinball Field - The Calvinball Field should be any well-sized field, preferably with trees, rocks, grass, creeks, and other natural obstacles.


2.4 Miscellaneous - Other optional equipment include flags, wickets (especially of the time-fracture variety), and anything else the players wish to include (Figure 2.4).





** This rulebook is not required, nor necessary to play Calvinball.

Special Thanks to the Calvinball Founders Bill Watterson, Calvin, and Hobbes.

No more people wanna join?


JEEZ

gooeythehamster said:

I officially joined.

Can I join?

I LOVE Calvin-Ball!!

mdiver said:

Of course you can.
You know where to send the pic.

And where have you been?

gooeythehamster said:

You know me mate, the usual story just working too hard...please try and resist

mdiver said:

for once I was posting about your posts
there is a first time for everything
try to remember

gooeythehamster said:

Thanks mate. Didn't mean to judge. Hope you are well and the plans for the move are going well

mdiver said:

The move has me totally stressed out
I enter my fourth day of insomnia
my finger is infected (ouch)
and you can only become member if you send me a pic...

hint hint

I put Natsume in and I got a lot of naked photos of Japanese girls, anime, and morters and pestles (sp?)

But this is what I'm really named for:

I dont really like joining clubs, per-se, but with this 1 I make an exception, do I get a free badge and discount at certain stores?!

Natsume said:

you put natsume in WHAT?

JDINTERACTIVE said:

You get the right to post an awfully kewl quoteline in your forum settings...

gooeythehamster said:

In a box!

gooeythehamster said:

Isnt it already?

JDINTERACTIVE said:

A bit

erm

cluttered.

Natsume said:

Dexter looks blank.

gooeythehamster said:

I like yer pussy, goo.

Natsume said:

i have two.

[This message was edited Wed Jun 18 1:51:20 PDT 2003 by gooeythehamster]

gooeythehamster said:

OOOH

Your kitties are adorable!

Can I see them when we meet up in Paris?

An English teacher's worst nightmare:

I like yer pussy gooey

mdiver said:

YES! You are now OFFICIALLY GOOEY™ MEMBER NUMBER SEVEN!!!

KEWL PIC, BTW.