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America truly is the land of opportunity! Here is an example of a fine business opportunity for you enterprising Americans out there:
Robbing pizza delivery guys great fun. You call in an order for a couple of dozen pizzas from a pay phone... you give them the address of a lot somewhere outside of town... they deliver the pizza... you point your gun at their head and demand all their money and the pizza... they give you the money and pizza... they leave and you eat. Goddamn, America truly is the land of opportunity! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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That's old hat. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: That's old hat.
Some of us are just getting into robbery... can you give us some pointers? SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: minneapolisgenius said: That's old hat.
Some of us are just getting into robbery... can you give us some pointers? First, you need to dress up as a Girl Scout so no one will suspect anything. You might want to shave first. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: IceNine said: minneapolisgenius said: That's old hat.
Some of us are just getting into robbery... can you give us some pointers? First, you need to dress up as a Girl Scout so no one will suspect anything. You might want to shave first. Good point... maybe I should dress up as a nun and praise the name of the lord when I order the pizza and then praise the holy name of Lucifer when I rob the delivery guy... what do you think? SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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REDFEATHERS said: It's an American thing, you wouldn't understand. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: minneapolisgenius said: IceNine said: minneapolisgenius said: That's old hat.
Some of us are just getting into robbery... can you give us some pointers? First, you need to dress up as a Girl Scout so no one will suspect anything. You might want to shave first. Good point... maybe I should dress up as a nun and praise the name of the lord when I order the pizza and then praise the holy name of Lucifer when I rob the delivery guy... what do you think? You're just having this brainstorm NOW?! But yes, that does sound like a good start. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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IceNine said: REDFEATHERS said: It's an American thing, you wouldn't understand. It is a very irresponsible thing and should not be encouraged on the Org...and fucks sake you've prolly never done it before, so why post it? | |
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REDFEATHERS said: IceNine said: REDFEATHERS said: It's an American thing, you wouldn't understand. It is a very irresponsible thing and should not be encouraged on the Org...and fucks sake you've prolly never done it before, so why post it? Because it is fun... dork. Now, I have never robbed anyone, burglarized anyone, used drugs, stolen merchandise, been a drug kingpin or any of those other things, but I do find them to be very funny. Why don't you start a topic about underage sex? :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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minneapolisgenius said: IceNine said: minneapolisgenius said: IceNine said: minneapolisgenius said: That's old hat.
Some of us are just getting into robbery... can you give us some pointers? First, you need to dress up as a Girl Scout so no one will suspect anything. You might want to shave first. Good point... maybe I should dress up as a nun and praise the name of the lord when I order the pizza and then praise the holy name of Lucifer when I rob the delivery guy... what do you think? You're just having this brainstorm NOW?! But yes, that does sound like a good start. Well... I have only just decided that a life of crime is the way to go... it all seems so glamorous. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: Here is an example of a fine business opportunity for you enterprising Americans out there:
Robbing pizza delivery guys great fun. You call in an order for a couple of dozen pizzas from a pay phone... you give them the address of a lot somewhere outside of town... they deliver the pizza... you point your gun at their head and demand all their money and the pizza... they give you the money and pizza... they leave and you eat. Goddamn, America truly is the land of opportunity! YEAH. I know where I want to move to. I love money and pizza. NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M L L E” | |
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I was a drug kingpin. Or queenpin, I guess. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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CAMILLE4U said: IceNine said: Here is an example of a fine business opportunity for you enterprising Americans out there:
Robbing pizza delivery guys great fun. You call in an order for a couple of dozen pizzas from a pay phone... you give them the address of a lot somewhere outside of town... they deliver the pizza... you point your gun at their head and demand all their money and the pizza... they give you the money and pizza... they leave and you eat. Goddamn, America truly is the land of opportunity! YEAH. I know where I want to move to. I love money and pizza. America is the land of opportunity, baby! FREE PIZZA! MURDER! ROBBERY!!! What's not to love??! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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minneapolisgenius said: I was a drug kingpin. Or queenpin, I guess.
Excellent!!! Were you always "strapped" when you were rollin' down the street? SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: REDFEATHERS said: IceNine said: REDFEATHERS said: It's an American thing, you wouldn't understand. It is a very irresponsible thing and should not be encouraged on the Org...and fucks sake you've prolly never done it before, so why post it? Because it is fun... dork. Now, I have never robbed anyone, burglarized anyone, used drugs, stolen merchandise, been a drug kingpin or any of those other things, but I do find them to be very funny. Why don't you start a topic about underage sex? :LOL: I dont find underage sex funny, dork! I never started a thread about underage sex, dork. | |
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REDFEATHERS said: IceNine said: REDFEATHERS said: IceNine said: REDFEATHERS said: It's an American thing, you wouldn't understand. It is a very irresponsible thing and should not be encouraged on the Org...and fucks sake you've prolly never done it before, so why post it? Because it is fun... dork. Now, I have never robbed anyone, burglarized anyone, used drugs, stolen merchandise, been a drug kingpin or any of those other things, but I do find them to be very funny. Why don't you start a topic about underage sex? :LOL: I dont find underage sex funny, dork! I never started a thread about underage sex, dork. Okay, dork... then maybe you should rob a pizza delivery guy and get over it. :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: REDFEATHERS said: IceNine said: REDFEATHERS said: IceNine said: REDFEATHERS said: It's an American thing, you wouldn't understand. It is a very irresponsible thing and should not be encouraged on the Org...and fucks sake you've prolly never done it before, so why post it? Because it is fun... dork. Now, I have never robbed anyone, burglarized anyone, used drugs, stolen merchandise, been a drug kingpin or any of those other things, but I do find them to be very funny. Why don't you start a topic about underage sex? :LOL: I dont find underage sex funny, dork! I never started a thread about underage sex, dork. Okay, dork... then maybe you should rob a pizza delivery guy and get over it. :LOL: No DORK I dont need to steal a pizza when I want one, or even use a gun, but if that is your american mentality, that I do not understand, then I will leave it to you.. | |
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IceNine said: minneapolisgenius said: I was a drug kingpin. Or queenpin, I guess.
Excellent!!! Were you always "strapped" when you were rollin' down the street? Naturally. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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REDFEATHERS said: IceNine said: REDFEATHERS said: IceNine said: REDFEATHERS said: IceNine said: REDFEATHERS said: It's an American thing, you wouldn't understand. It is a very irresponsible thing and should not be encouraged on the Org...and fucks sake you've prolly never done it before, so why post it? Because it is fun... dork. Now, I have never robbed anyone, burglarized anyone, used drugs, stolen merchandise, been a drug kingpin or any of those other things, but I do find them to be very funny. Why don't you start a topic about underage sex? :LOL: I dont find underage sex funny, dork! I never started a thread about underage sex, dork. Okay, dork... then maybe you should rob a pizza delivery guy and get over it. :LOL: No DORK I dont need to steal a pizza when I want one, or even use a gun, but if that is your american mentality, that I do not understand, then I will leave it to you.. :LOL: You ALMOST got the joke... but you didn't. Do you need me to spell it out for you so that you might be able to comprehend the joke? :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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For the unitiated who just don't get it, this topic is meant to poke fun at the American crime culture in which our citizens believe that it is better to steal something than to work for it. It is a sarcastic commentary on our young people who prefer crime to education and employment. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: REDFEATHERS said: IceNine said: REDFEATHERS said: IceNine said: REDFEATHERS said: IceNine said: REDFEATHERS said: It's an American thing, you wouldn't understand. It is a very irresponsible thing and should not be encouraged on the Org...and fucks sake you've prolly never done it before, so why post it? Because it is fun... dork. Now, I have never robbed anyone, burglarized anyone, used drugs, stolen merchandise, been a drug kingpin or any of those other things, but I do find them to be very funny. Why don't you start a topic about underage sex? :LOL: I dont find underage sex funny, dork! I never started a thread about underage sex, dork. Okay, dork... then maybe you should rob a pizza delivery guy and get over it. :LOL: No DORK I dont need to steal a pizza when I want one, or even use a gun, but if that is your american mentality, that I do not understand, then I will leave it to you.. :LOL: You ALMOST got the joke... but you didn't. Do you need me to spell it out for you so that you might be able to comprehend the joke? :LOL: No! | |
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I LOVE MALLORY. | |
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BorisFishpaw said: I LOVE MALLORY.
Who or what is Mallory? SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: BorisFishpaw said: I LOVE MALLORY.
Who or what is Mallory? Mallory Knox... as in Natural Born Killers I bet Mickey & Mallory could give you a few pointers on a life of crime. | |
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BorisFishpaw said: IceNine said: BorisFishpaw said: I LOVE MALLORY.
Who or what is Mallory? Mallory Knox... as in Natural Born Killers I bet Mickey & Mallory could give you a few pointers on a life of crime. I never saw that whole movie... same basic point though. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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most people like to start with 7/11's
then moving up to Gas Stations... I can never remember what comes inbetween Gas Stations & Local Banks though... . | |
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BorisFishpaw said: most people like to start with 7/11's
then moving up to Gas Stations... I can never remember what comes inbetween Gas Stations & Local Banks though... . Right... I think that I will start with petty shoplifting and work my way up to... like... bigger shoplifting. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: minneapolisgenius said: IceNine said: minneapolisgenius said: That's old hat.
Some of us are just getting into robbery... can you give us some pointers? First, you need to dress up as a Girl Scout so no one will suspect anything. You might want to shave first. Good point... maybe I should dress up as a nun and praise the name of the lord when I order the pizza and then praise the holy name of Lucifer when I rob the delivery guy... what do you think? You didn't read me that part brat! | |
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