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My (Nearly) Tragic Accident ...so I was walking round my house getting dressed...I was nekkid, yes...and I have a big cardboard box in my hallway, ready to be thrown out...anyway, I kinda stretched my legs, to jump over it, and my clit got caught on the sharp corner of the box  Ouch!!!
...Luckily...it is still intact and we should all  and thank God  that RedFeathers little playmate is still happy to play 
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You're lucky you didn't swallow the box.  Some people are like Slinkies...
They're good for nothing but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs. | |
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Your clit got caught on the corner of a box. Was it HerRoyalBadnesses Box? NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M  L L E” | |
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Oh good God...
Poor U...  | |
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It needs rubbing "You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." "
Al Pacino- Scarface | |
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Can I kiss it better? NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M L L E” | |
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HerRoyalBadness said: Oh good God...
Poor U... Oh  you are the only one who cares
Has anyone else had any similar near death experiences??? | |
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REDFEATHERS said: HerRoyalBadness said: Oh good God...
Poor U... Oh you are the only one who cares
Has anyone else had any similar near death experiences??? I got my cock caught in the zip of some new trousers (I was about 7 / 8 )  brings a tear 2 my just thinking about it. I know I'm not the only one. It's happened to lots o' guys.[This message was edited Fri Jun 13 14:05:02 PDT 2003 by CAMILLE4U] NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M L L E” | |
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EvilWhiteMale said: It needs rubbing
Actually, I was rubbing it better on the box, when we finally got 'acquainted' properly! | |
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CAMILLE4U said: Can I kiss it better?
It does need a kiss and a rub...  | |
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CAMILLE4U said: REDFEATHERS said: HerRoyalBadness said: Oh good God...
Poor U... Oh you are the only one who cares
Has anyone else had any similar near death experiences??? I got my cock caught in the zip of some new trousers (I was about 7 / 8 ) brings a tear 2 my just thinking about it. I know I'm not the only one. It's happened to lots o' guys.
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Your clit is that big? "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: Your clit is that big?
 NOOO it is not big, it is small and cute  Stop fantasising about my clit! | |
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REDFEATHERS said: minneapolisgenius said: Your clit is that big?
NOOO it is not big, it is small and cute Stop fantasising about my clit! 
You know I do. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: REDFEATHERS said: minneapolisgenius said: Your clit is that big?
NOOO it is not big, it is small and cute Stop fantasising about my clit!
You know I do.  | |
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REDFEATHERS said: HerRoyalBadness said: Oh good God...
Poor U... Oh you are the only one who cares
Has anyone else had any similar near death experiences??? Just happy to say I haven't had similar accidents... 
LOL, but not really funny... I hope u and yo clit gets better, RED  | |
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HerRoyalBadness said: REDFEATHERS said: HerRoyalBadness said: Oh good God...
Poor U... Oh you are the only one who cares
Has anyone else had any similar near death experiences??? Just happy to say I haven't had similar accidents...
LOL, but not really funny... I hope u and yo clit gets better, RED We are better thanx... | |
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REDFEATHERS said: minneapolisgenius said: Your clit is that big?
NOOO it is not big, it is small and cute Stop fantasising about my clit! I fantasise about your tits and your ass Slightly explicit sound file NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M L L E” | |
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CAMILLE4U said: REDFEATHERS said: minneapolisgenius said: Your clit is that big?
NOOO it is not big, it is small and cute Stop fantasising about my clit! I fantasise about your tits and your ass Slightly explicit sound file  I can't hear anything...drive up north and show me... | |
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Just stroke the  a few times that'll help ease the pain. | |
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Finess said:  | |
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REDFEATHERS said: I can't hear anything...drive up north and show me... In Manchester at the mo? NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M L L E” | |
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I hate it when that happens.
I have installed on my one of those devices that starts beeping when it gets too close to an object.[This message was edited Fri Jun 13 15:06:47 PDT 2003 by MissCute] _______________________________
 Miss Cute
For whatever it's worth, I'm sorry. | |
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MissCute said: I hate it when that happens.
I have installed on my one of those devices that starts beeping when it gets too close to an object.
[This message was edited Fri Jun 13 15:06:47 PDT 2003 by MissCute] If your in a meeting can U set it to vibrate? NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M L L E” | |
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CAMILLE4U said: REDFEATHERS said: I can't hear anything...drive up north and show me... In Manchester at the mo? I was in Essex all week, but yes I am home now  | |
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MissCute said: I hate it when that happens.
I have installed on my one of those devices that starts beeping when it gets too close to an object.
[This message was edited Fri Jun 13 15:06:47 PDT 2003 by MissCute] Oh honey,,,you are sooo funny! | |
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You're a biy clumsy...aren't you. | |
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REDFEATHERS said: CAMILLE4U said: REDFEATHERS said: I can't hear anything...drive up north and show me... In Manchester at the mo? I was in Essex all week, but yes I am home now I LIVE IN ESSEX!!! NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M L L E” | |
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