Ok... So I have been held captive in the work force as of

late. Catch me up to speed! What is the latest in this

joint and in your worlds?

I use Heroin

I like 40 ounce malt liquor beverages

It's FRIDAY!!! :WOOT:

:HUG: So nice to see you, Renn...

I prefer a bong to a tightly rolled joint

IceNine said:

... And you still only get a three!

Next!

I like fucking as much as the next person, but talking about it non-stop cuts into time that could be spent bashing god and talking about the greatness of Satan.

IceNine said:

LIES! :LOL:

:WHOFARTED:

I eat children.

I like to experiment with mind-altering substances

INSATIABLE said:

JANA!!! !!! !!! !!! ! !! !


:HUG: :HUG: :WOOT:

Cloudbuster said:

I kill children
I like to watch them die
I kill children
To make their mothers cry
I crush 'em under my car
I wanna hear them scream
Feed 'em poison candy
To spoil their Halloween

I fuck dwarves.

Cloudbuster said:

:LOL: Oh my!! Nice to see you though!

I planted ten trees the other day

Muse2noPharaoh said:

Back at ya, babe!

There was a big storm that tore up my roof... I didn't care because I was using speedballs at the time.

IceNine said:

SCORE -2000

Take that back!

I inject liquid LSD into my eyeballs.

ummm...not much, i'm cappin off a week-long vacation from work today, and i gotta go back on monday.

...and i don't wannaaa!!!

IceNine said:

You did? Photo time!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Tell 'em you've got the shits.

Cloudbuster said:

Did they consent to this activity?

Muse2noPharaoh said:

Of course not!

Muse2noPharaoh said:

It is part of a song by the Dead Kennedys.

Here is the entire thing... for your reading pleasure:

DEAD KENNEDYS


"I Kill Children"

I kill children
I love to see them die
I kill children
And make their mamas cry
Crush 'em under my car
I wanna hear them scream
Feed 'em poison candy
To spoil their Halloween
So you're in the kids' ward
You're in there 'cause you're ill
How about some Pavulon
So I can see you chill
Time to hit the school bus
I think I'll shoot out the tires
Offer them a helping hand
Of open telephone wires
Ever wanted to die?
Of course you have
But I won't 'til I get my revenge
I don't wanna see people any more
Things I never ever saw before
Make me see them for the shit they are
Take as many as I can away with me
Anyone can be king for a day
So I kill children
I love to see them die
I kill children And make their mamas cry
I kill children
I bang their heads in doors
I kill children
Can hardly wait for yours...

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

I am sorry! How was the week?

Cloudbuster said:

Who doesn't???

Muse2noPharaoh said:

Yep... ten trees in a couple of hours... I was into it.

IceNine said:

Eyeless folk.

Cloudbuster said:

Good point... those guys just stick the needle into their hemmorhoids.