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I'm in agony I've just returned home after a week of stalking Haystack up in Staffordshire (I even drove through his home town at 5 mph blasting Prince music from my car stereo but still couldn't find him.)
I spent most of my time though at Haystack's favourite place 'Alton Towers' in the hope of spotting him there. For the first two days I went on all the big rides Air, Oblivion, Ripsaw, Submission and Nemesis, but on Wednesday I went on this crappy little kids ride 'The Runaway Minetrain' As the train was running away with itself it made a sudden turn to the right and because it was just a kiddies ride and there were no proper restraints or harnesses I was slung to the left and I.. broke 2 of my fuckin ribs! damn you Haystack for enticing me to stalk you! bastard. Some people are like Slinkies...
They're good for nothing but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs. | |
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owieee!!! | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: owieee!!!
owieee indeed, it hurts everytime I move, admittedly they're only fractured but the pain is indescribable. Some people are like Slinkies...
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2 Lessons here
1. Stalking is not good 2. Kiddie rides are for kiddies. I hope you feel better. We all should know that diversity makes for a rich tapestry, and we must understand that all the threads of the tapestry are equal in value no matter what their color. Maya Angelou | |
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butterfli25 said: 2 Lessons here
1. Stalking is not good and don't I know it! :reachesformapsoftexas: 2. Kiddie rides are for kiddies. have you seen anyone on the org more childish than me? I hope you feel better. thanks so do I Some people are like Slinkies...
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xenon said:[quote]butterfli25 said:[quote]2 Lessons here
1. Stalking is not good and don't I know it! :reachesformapsoftexas: We all should know that diversity makes for a rich tapestry, and we must understand that all the threads of the tapestry are equal in value no matter what their color. Maya Angelou | |
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you got on a sissy ride.
that's what you get! | |
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xenon said: broke 2 of my fuckin ribs!
That'll teach you to stalk my boy. | |
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take calcium supplements and try wrapping an ace bandage around yourself. it'll give some support and help remind you not to move suddenly. happened to someone i knew | |
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