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AMBER ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AMBER ALERT!!!
ATTENTION!!! June 11th, 2003 7:06 cst Minneapolis, Minnesota This is an important message from the authorities at the Minnesota Music Assc. We have got word that there is a missing HIT SONG that has not come home in some time. We have an Ideal that a group of conspritors such as Nelly, 50 Cent, and Missy Elliot just to name a few has taken the HIT SONG away from it's father and sole legal Guardian, PRINCE. The HIT was last seen around the mid 90's and have not been home since. We've contacted the staff at J records, Flyte Time, Arista, and the Neverland Ranch to be on the lookout for the HIT. It's bound to show up. Minnesota State Troopers are on the look out as well. So are the Canadian Mounted Police in Toronto Brown Mark of the Revolution has even helped in the Investigation. "HIT, please come back where you belong, we were so close when you was with us in the Revilution recordings, I even tried to raise a HIT myself, but I couldn't do it, so please come home where you belong." You should be able to spot the HIT by it's Catchy hooks, funky bass line and nasty ass lyrics. If you spot the HIT, please use caution, it's very elusive. It may answer to the name Nikki, Purple Rain, or Soft and Wet, but I prefer Head. More Updates to follow. Life my azz muthafucka, dis is a bitness!!
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billysparxxx said: AMBER ALERT!!!
[color=red:9fb38dd273:c2daef1042]ATTENTION!!! June 11th, 2003 7:06 cst Minneapolis, Minnesota This is an important message from the authorities at the Minnesota Music Assc. We have got word that there is a missing HIT SONG that has not come home in some time. We have an Ideal that a group of conspritors such as Nelly, 50 Cent, and Missy Elliot just to name a few has taken the HIT SONG away from it's father and sole legal Guardian, PRINCE. The HIT was last seen around the mid 90's and have not been home since. We've contacted the staff at J records, Flyte Time, Arista, and the Neverland Ranch to be on the lookout for the HIT. It's bound to show up. Minnesota State Troopers are on the look out as well. So are the Canadian Mounted Police in Toronto Brown Mark of the Revolution has even helped in the Investigation. "HIT, please come back where you belong, we were so close when you was with us in the Revilution recordings, I even tried to raise a HIT myself, but I couldn't do it, so please come home where you belong." You should be able to spot the HIT by it's Catchy hooks, funky bass line and nasty ass lyrics. If you spot the HIT, please use caution, it's very elusive. It may answer to the name Nikki, Purple Rain, or Soft and Wet, but I prefer Head. More Updates to follow. & | |
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keepin an eye out... | |
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and here i was thinking this was an amber valletta thread... | |
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I have a feeling the search will be on for a looong time! | |
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THE HIT won't be found... untill we find a new "Prince" | |
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Damn, I saw the thread title and thought it was about beer. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Well, after 9 years, it's fairly safe to presume HIT dead, but some of us do believe in miracles!
Last time I saw HIT, it wandered around the bottom of the R & B chart several years back. Is that a good enough tip? "Where M'Cash?" Good night, sweet Prince | 7 June 1958 - 21 April 2016
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posted twice but still funny edit [This message was edited Thu Jun 12 10:29:59 PDT 2003 by Phoenixxx] | |
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bkw said: Damn, I saw the thread title and thought it was about beer.
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