Here is one for starters!:


The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round.

The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round all day long.

The bell on the bus goes ding, ding, ding.

The bell on the bus goes ding, ding, ding all day long.

The doors on the bus opens and shuts,

The doors on the bus opens and shuts, all day long.

The wipers on the bus go swish, swish, swish,

The wipers on the bus go swish, swish, swish all day long.

The horn on the bus goes beep, beep, beep.

The horn on the bus goes beep, beep, beep all day long.

The babies on the bus go fast asleep.

The babies on the bus go fast asleep all day long.

The people on the bus go up and down,

The people on the bus go up and down all day long.


Drugs...

Hello mother
Hello father
I've been smoking marijuana
Coke is good here
Crack is better
I'm so fucked up I can't even write this letter!



Not really a nursery rhyme, but cute

CarrieLee said:

very good

Are you guys making fun of my thread

CarrieLee said:

This one here is about a pusher! I swear!


Cobbler Mend My Shoe

Cobbler, cobbler, mend my shoe,

Get it done by half-past two.

Do it neat, and do it strong,

And I will pay you when it’s done.

applekisses said:

No sweety! I got the idea from your thread tho..

Lleena said:

OH...imitation is the biggest form of flattery

Let me see if I can think of a tripped-out nursery rhyme...

Humpty Dumpty

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

All the King’s horses

And all the King’s men

Couldn’t put Humpty together again.


You know why don't you? Humpty's crack pipe broke and he fell off the wall and refused to get up..

applekisses said:

Apples!!!

Here is one:

Miss Polly Had A Dolly

Miss Polly had a dolly who was sick, sick, sick.

So she phoned for the doctor to be quick, quick, quick.

The doctor came with his bag and hat,

And knocked at the door with a rat tat tat.

He looked at the dolly and shook his head,

And said "Miss Polly put her straight to bed."

He wrote a pad for a pill, pill, pill.

I’ll be back in the morning with my bill, bill, bill.

Okay..I was bored..let this thread die... at least it will go out high...

not a nursery rhyme, but:

row row row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily merrily merrily merrily
life is but a dream

and, how many people know that lewis carroll was whacked out of his gourd on opium when he wrote 'alice in wonderland'??

i love it when drug inspired work becomes a 'classic' for future generations. . .

XxAxX said:

I knew that's be cuz I'm smart.


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[This message was edited Wed Jun 11 21:27:04 PDT 2003 by Sweeny79]