Some goddamn mosquitos had a phucken feast on my legs th eother day, I have three freakin bites on each leg and their itching like a bitch. HELP!!!

"mosquitos" eh?

Mosquitoes, crabs... what's the difference?

IceNine said:

heh heh heh

endorphin74 said:

and I'm about to itch myself raw.

Paisley said:

i suggest a full body shaving and a bottle of Rid

that should cure your ills...

endorphin74 said:

Oh gee thanks, I'll remember that.

IceNine said:

I dont know, explain it to me.

Paisley said:

Didn't your mommy and daddy ever have a talk with you about these things?

IceNine said:

yes they did but I would like to hear your explanation.

Paisley said:

well first of all crabs have wings and fly around campsites mainly and mosquitoes have pinchers and are served on a seafood platters.

pejman said:

BTW that's my explanation... sorry to interupt...

pejman said:

Oh thanks for clearing that up for me, I was soo confused.

Paisley said:

Mosquitoes have wings and they fly around, especially in moist areas where they breed and multiply... their bites have been known to cause itching.

Crabs, as in the crab louse, are parasites that infest the pubic region and cause itching.

Paisley said:

welcome

By the way, paiseroony... do you still live with your parents?

IceNine said:

She does. I've already asked.

IceNine said:

Why you asking such a question like that, you know damn well I live with you.

INSATIABLE said:

I thought so.

Try not 2 itch them, it'll only make things worse..in the mean time try and take Ur mind of things by thinking about something nice.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

You can not "itch" an itch.. Bad advice JD!

You can however "scratch" an itch...

JDINTERACTIVE said:

FYI from a nurse...I suggest you purchase some BENADRYL liquid or tablets at the pharmacy, one dose should relieve the itch, there are also creams available to help the itch at the sites of the bites. My son has severe allergies to bug bits as do I, AND the BENADRYL always works...oh yeah, it does make u a little drowsy. I hope this helps you.
and

this is the funniest thread ever! i think i'm having a laugh attack!
hahahahahahahahaha!!!

razzmatazz said:

ThankU Dr.matazz!

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Well my parents always used to correct me when I said that...

razzmatazz said:

me 2. And I bet U dont put toast in a toaster do U!?

you can scratch and sniff too!

Paisley said:

Try licking it!

razzmatazz said:

I used itch as a verb the other day and got yelled at by my housemates!

Touchy, I tell you

JD