Morning.

Isn't that something nice?

Crossing the street on a CROSSING, you know; the zebra striped thingie designed PEDESTRIANS to cross the sdtreet SAFELY, where, in whatever country I am, drivers of vehicles that are powered by mechanical devises are supposed to STOP.

Except in France, this morning...
I see a car, but he slows. I was already halfway the crossing and I thought; I run a little bit so he does not have to stop entirely.

I am that nice, yes.

Only to run into the SPEEDING motorcycle guy, overtaking the car on the blind side.

The fucker.

He ran straight into me, bumped me back into the car's way. The car had stopped, thankfully.
I was SO grateful to see the motorcycle fall over and just keep going for about ten metres. Dragging it's obviously blind and stupid driver with it.

Hehehe.

His motor was badly damaged and while he was crawling from underneath his motor I decided to get rid off my stress and yell at him. First in Dutch, then in Enlgish and finally I said; "Tu CON!"

I must have looked rather impressive, cuz he totally shrank into his big leathery outfit, mumblin "Pardon! Pardon!"

Well, Pardon my ASS, you MF!

I feel a bit sore, but that is all. Gooey came to no harm, except maybe alot of sweat cuz of the pumpin adrenaline. Anyone wanna sniff me? I smell kinda exciting now.


HA!

Snifff sniff, Hmmm !! Lekker !!

:EVILLOL:

Kun je je voorstellen hoe bang ie zou zijn geweest als je er een hanekam op had zitten ?? heheeeheee

Uhm.
Nobody loves Gooey anymore.

I could be hit and died and no one but Fhunkin would have cared.

WAAA

gooeythehamster said:



This emoticon is sooo goood, I just love it !!

Ahh Gooey, everyone love you here you know that !!

Fhunkin said:

I might suspect, but I am secure enough to say that my insecurity needs pampering.

I wanna hear it.

Gooey's fave emoticons;




[This message was edited Wed Jun 11 1:31:59 PDT 2003 by gooeythehamster]

I care... Are you okay?

June7 said:

PURRR
yeah, of course I am okay

This thread could have been called "Gooey Needs Some Cuddles" but this title was more fun, I thought.

It was more the shock of what could have happened.

Yeah, you were very lucky my Gooey friend...

those fucking french!!

time to come back.
click your heels three times and say: "there's no place like home"

noepie said:

Uhm.
I have this metal man staring at me right now...

Same thing happened to me in the summer of '92. I just picked myself up and put my walkman back on and strolled off. Cool as fuck!

Glad you're ok.

gooeythehamster said:

Okay, sorry, that was kinda funny.

My poor goo.



I'm glad you weren't hurt!

gooeythehamster said:

C-3PO??

Cloudbuster said:

I now feel very aggressive towards all Easy Riders.
And thanks.

You OK luv

Much love Pochacco

noepie said:

He is SO gay, isn't he?

I wonder what devices R2D2 uses on him all the time to get him so cranky.

And we all thought that you liked guys on bikes Gooey.
I have to say though that those French crossings are a fucking death trap.

mdiver said:

Heehee.
What a timing you have.

It was not the kind of guy that you saw in that other thread.

I would have taken him home and reported in sick.

For sure.

How you doing anyway? Long time no hear! Trapped in perpetual meetings?

gooeythehamster said:

Yeah I am good mate. Loads going on and shit loads of meetings but I did manage to get out for a blast on the bike yesterday...that should cheer you up.
Hope you are well.

Pochacco said:

No scars, damnit!

gooeythehamster said:

Just to be on the safe side should I give you a quick examination

Much love Pochacco

mdiver said:

Sounds INTERESTING...

Who did you blast?

gooeythehamster said:

Only passers by and any other car drivers in my way

gooeythehamster said:

R2D2 has that thing he sticks into computers and such.
It's the robot version of smell my finger.

mdiver said:

Where do you live anyway?
And when you go out for a ride, where do you go?

And does the mrs ride her own bike or does she tag along or none of those two options?

noepie said:

You have always dreamt of playing that game, right?

JESSICAAA!

Pochacco said:

Is it really necesary that I lie on my tummy?

gooeythehamster said:

show me that chest

Much love Pochacco

gooeythehamster said:

I live about 30 miles outside London and I am far enough out to get some great country roads. Loads of twisty lanes to have fun on. Some good fun to be had out towards the coast as well, and as for the missus she does come pillion sometimes but says that i scare her so she is learning to ride at the moment