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Reply #30 posted 06/09/03 5:04pm

Handclapsfinga
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CarrieMpls said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:


i'm sayin!!! omg, that reminds me of this one time last year: i wuz walkin up hennepin, and there wuz this guy standin over by the annex. he wuz either drunk or out of it, cuz all the sudden the guy went, "hi, beautiful!" didn't faze me, cuz guys say that 2 me all the time. then, as i keep walkin on, the guy kept yellin at me..."come home with me! i love u!!!"

i just wanted 2 stop right there and just fall 2 the ground and laugh my ass off so bad...evillol


evillol

The worst was one night I was meeting friends at the Ave so I was walking down Hennepin by myself and I was wearing this faux fur coat that's a black and white cow print. This guy was all "Damn, cowgirl, can I ride that ass? Shoot!" I tried to glare back and look all mean but I couldn't help but crack up laughing like crazy. lol

oh shit...evillol the guys here in mpls are frickin fierce, i swear...
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Reply #31 posted 06/09/03 9:04pm

Paisley

Come over to my place, I wanna show you something.
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Reply #32 posted 06/09/03 9:05pm

IceNine

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Paisley said:

Come over to my place, I wanna show you something.

You are lucky that you didn't fall for that one... they had a hammer and a hacksaw at their place.
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Reply #33 posted 06/09/03 9:07pm

Paisley

IceNine said:

Paisley said:

Come over to my place, I wanna show you something.

You are lucky that you didn't fall for that one... they had a hammer and a hacksaw at their place.

omg are you phuckin serious? rolleyes
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Reply #34 posted 06/09/03 9:08pm

IceNine

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Paisley said:

IceNine said:

Paisley said:

Come over to my place, I wanna show you something.

You are lucky that you didn't fall for that one... they had a hammer and a hacksaw at their place.

omg are you phuckin serious? rolleyes


I don't know what "phuckin" is, but I am serious.
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Reply #35 posted 06/09/03 9:10pm

Paisley

IceNine said:

Paisley said:

IceNine said:

Paisley said:

Come over to my place, I wanna show you something.

You are lucky that you didn't fall for that one... they had a hammer and a hacksaw at their place.

omg are you phuckin serious? rolleyes


I don't know what "phuckin" is, but I am serious.

It's a polite way of saying fuckin! rolleyes lawrd what's wrong with you?
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Reply #36 posted 06/09/03 9:11pm

IceNine

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Paisley said:

IceNine said:

Paisley said:

IceNine said:

Paisley said:

Come over to my place, I wanna show you something.

You are lucky that you didn't fall for that one... they had a hammer and a hacksaw at their place.

omg are you phuckin serious? rolleyes


I don't know what "phuckin" is, but I am serious.

It's a polite way of saying fuckin! rolleyes lawrd what's wrong with you?


What the fuck is "lawrd???"

That shit makes absolutely NO sense.

Edit: and what is "polite" about mis-spelling "fucking?"

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[This message was edited Mon Jun 9 21:11:45 PDT 2003 by IceNine]
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Reply #37 posted 06/09/03 9:12pm

Paisley

IceNine said:

Paisley said:

IceNine said:

Paisley said:

IceNine said:

Paisley said:

Come over to my place, I wanna show you something.

You are lucky that you didn't fall for that one... they had a hammer and a hacksaw at their place.

omg are you phuckin serious? rolleyes


I don't know what "phuckin" is, but I am serious.

It's a polite way of saying fuckin! rolleyes lawrd what's wrong with you?


What the fuck is "lawrd???"

That shit makes absolutely NO sense.

that's cause you aint got no SOUL, how many times do I have to tell you?
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Reply #38 posted 06/09/03 9:16pm

IceNine

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Paisley said:

IceNine said:

Paisley said:

IceNine said:

Paisley said:

IceNine said:

Paisley said:

Come over to my place, I wanna show you something.

You are lucky that you didn't fall for that one... they had a hammer and a hacksaw at their place.

omg are you phuckin serious? rolleyes


I don't know what "phuckin" is, but I am serious.

It's a polite way of saying fuckin! rolleyes lawrd what's wrong with you?


What the fuck is "lawrd???"

That shit makes absolutely NO sense.

that's cause you aint got no SOUL, how many times do I have to tell you?


Ahhh... I think I get it now...

Having "soul" means that you must be illiterate, right?

:LOL:
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Reply #39 posted 06/09/03 9:17pm

Paisley

IceNine said:

Paisley said:

IceNine said:

Paisley said:

IceNine said:

Paisley said:

IceNine said:

Paisley said:

Come over to my place, I wanna show you something.

You are lucky that you didn't fall for that one... they had a hammer and a hacksaw at their place.

omg are you phuckin serious? rolleyes


I don't know what "phuckin" is, but I am serious.

It's a polite way of saying fuckin! rolleyes lawrd what's wrong with you?


What the fuck is "lawrd???"

That shit makes absolutely NO sense.

that's cause you aint got no SOUL, how many times do I have to tell you?


Ahhh... I think I get it now...

Having "soul" means that you must be illiterate, right?

:LOL:

So you do have soul. clappingclapping
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Reply #40 posted 06/09/03 9:18pm

IceNine

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Paisley said:

IceNine said:

Paisley said:

IceNine said:

Paisley said:

IceNine said:

Paisley said:

IceNine said:

Paisley said:

Come over to my place, I wanna show you something.

You are lucky that you didn't fall for that one... they had a hammer and a hacksaw at their place.

omg are you phuckin serious? rolleyes


I don't know what "phuckin" is, but I am serious.

It's a polite way of saying fuckin! rolleyes lawrd what's wrong with you?


What the fuck is "lawrd???"

That shit makes absolutely NO sense.

that's cause you aint got no SOUL, how many times do I have to tell you?


Ahhh... I think I get it now...

Having "soul" means that you must be illiterate, right?

:LOL:

So you do have soul. clappingclapping

That would have been a decent shot if you knew what "illiterate" meant.

:LOL:
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Reply #41 posted 06/09/03 9:19pm

Paisley

IceNine said:

Paisley said:

IceNine said:

Paisley said:

IceNine said:

Paisley said:

IceNine said:

Paisley said:

IceNine said:

Paisley said:

Come over to my place, I wanna show you something.

You are lucky that you didn't fall for that one... they had a hammer and a hacksaw at their place.

omg are you phuckin serious? rolleyes


I don't know what "phuckin" is, but I am serious.

It's a polite way of saying fuckin! rolleyes lawrd what's wrong with you?


What the fuck is "lawrd???"

That shit makes absolutely NO sense.

that's cause you aint got no SOUL, how many times do I have to tell you?


Ahhh... I think I get it now...

Having "soul" means that you must be illiterate, right?

:LOL:

So you do have soul. clappingclapping

That would have been a decent shot if you knew what "illiterate" meant.

:LOL:

mad mad
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Reply #42 posted 06/09/03 9:20pm

IceNine

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Paisley said:

IceNine said:

Paisley said:

IceNine said:

Paisley said:

IceNine said:

Paisley said:

IceNine said:

Paisley said:

IceNine said:

Paisley said:

Come over to my place, I wanna show you something.

You are lucky that you didn't fall for that one... they had a hammer and a hacksaw at their place.

omg are you phuckin serious? rolleyes


I don't know what "phuckin" is, but I am serious.

It's a polite way of saying fuckin! rolleyes lawrd what's wrong with you?


What the fuck is "lawrd???"

That shit makes absolutely NO sense.

that's cause you aint got no SOUL, how many times do I have to tell you?


Ahhh... I think I get it now...

Having "soul" means that you must be illiterate, right?

:LOL:

So you do have soul. clappingclapping

That would have been a decent shot if you knew what "illiterate" meant.

:LOL:

mad mad


You know I'm just playing with you, damn it.

biggrin
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Reply #43 posted 06/09/03 11:37pm

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Start taking the 'playing' to orgnotes or something... because while I don't think this is out of hand from the standpoint of what you guys are saying, I (and probably most other folks) don't care to see a thread of just 1 on 1 'playing'. You can do that in email or orgnotes. Locked.
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