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Risky jokes (but they're funny anyway) My Palestinian friend told me the following jokes. One is a Jewish joke but he balanced it out by cracking an Arab joke, so hopefully we can all take these in good humor:
How was the copper wire invented? Two Jews fighting over a penny. Why do Arabs have such big noses? Because air is free. Why did the ant fall off the toilet? He was pissed off. ___________________________________________
"She wants a place in heaven, rooms of that level r few. Let's not b lazy, there's no room service- it's all up 2 me & u." | |
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In Spain we substitute Jews with Catalonians (people from Barcelona and its region) You know: Why Catalans sleep on their sides? Not to wear away their sheets An old catalan man is about to die.His family is around his bed. Wife, are you here? Yes, darling. Son, are you here? Yes daddy. Daughter, are you here? Yes daddy. Don't worry. We are all here. In that case, Why the fuck are the kitchen lights on? Guess it happens all around. | |
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