In our search for the Truth, we are often hindered by people who are oblivious to their own flaws and even more by our own capacity for self-delusion. That's why it's so important to continually reassess oneself in order to grow and to prosper.

To achieve this worthy goal, I have prepared a questionnaire that I hope will reveal things you didn't think you knew about yourself.

1. When you walk down the street, do you feel tall, medium-sized or small?

2. Do you notice people looking at you, and if so, what kind of looks do you think you're getting?

3. Have you ever made a mistake you have never admitted to out of pride or practicality?

4. Have you ever tried too hard to look sexy and how would you describe this attack on good taste?

5. Have you ever had a mental image of your mom while saying the mf words?

6. Have you ever had impure thoughts in church or at the temple?

7. Do you talk to yourself silently after relevant incidents and events, like a post-game critique?

8. Do people ever tell you you are too hard on yourself?

0. Do you think you are empathic, i.e. able to put yourself someone else's shoes.

10. If you were in someone else's shoes, what opinion would you have of yourself?

1. When you walk down the street, do you feel tall, medium-sized or small?

Tall

2. Do you notice people looking at you, and if so, what kind of looks do you think you're getting?

Yep, not nice ones

3. Have you ever made a mistake you have never admitted to out of pride or practicality?

Probably

4. Have you ever tried too hard to look sexy and how would you describe this attack on good taste?

Yes, it was awful, I made a complete tit of myself

5. Have you ever had a mental image of your mom while saying the mf words?

No

6. Have you ever had impure thoughts in church or at the temple?

Yes, I can't help it. I have them all the time. I try not to

7. Do you talk to yourself silently after relevant incidents and events, like a post-game critique?

No

8. Do people ever tell you you are too hard on yourself?

Sometimes, although I think it's out of kindness

0. Do you think you are empathic, i.e. able to put yourself someone else's shoes.

Yeah

10. If you were in someone else's shoes, what opinion would you have of yourself?

He's okay. Not too good, not too bad

1. When you walk down the street, do you feel tall, medium-sized or small?I am small but I walk tall, with my head up high, but I am not dillusioned, I know I am not taller than others

2. Do you notice people looking at you, and if so, what kind of looks do you think you're getting?Sexy looks or jealous looks, I do notice them cos I am always aware of people around me

3. Have you ever made a mistake you have never admitted to out of pride or practicality? Never, I always admit to most things

4. Have you ever tried too hard to look sexy and how would you describe this attack on good taste?Just being myself

5. Have you ever had a mental image of your mom while saying the mf words?No but my bother brought it up when I called him a son of a bitch I was only young and really didnt mean it

6. Have you ever had impure thoughts in church or at the temple?Most probably, although I cant remember

7. Do you talk to yourself silently after relevant incidents and events, like a post-game critique? I am my best friend and worst enemy

8. Do people ever tell you you are too hard on yourself? All the time

0. Do you think you are empathic, i.e. able to put yourself someone else's shoes. Totally cos they are dumb fuckers and non-complicated like me

10. If you were in someone else's shoes, what opinion would you have of yourself?[/quote]I would rather die!!!

Aerogram said:

Maybe too cold a mf, closed personality.


So, what does this say about me?

Aerogram said:

1. When you walk down the street, do you feel tall, medium-sized or small?

I am very short (4'11"), but I honestly do not notice my height unless I am standing next to someone who is very tall or very short. So I guess I feel medium.


2. Do you notice people looking at you, and if so, what kind of looks do you think you're getting?

People look at me all of the time and I definitely notice it. I get ogled constantly by boys - on the street, in class, at parties. It's kind of sick. Girls, if they are with these boys, give me the stinkeye, like they're afraid I will steal their loser boyfriends away.




3. Have you ever made a mistake you have never admitted to out of pride or practicality?

I can't remember a time when I did this, so no. I am generally the first one to admit I was wrong. Sometimes I admit I was wrong when I wasn't just to make things okay again. A friend once told me I don't have enough self-respect to hold grudges. I'm beginning to think he was right.


4. Have you ever tried too hard to look sexy and how would you describe this attack on good taste?

I don't ever try too hard to look sexy. I don't wear flashy or ultra-revealing clothes, for the most part. I think it's because I'm kind of conservative and wear clothing that doesn't have my boobs or ass hanging out that intrigues people. Sometimes it's best to leave something up to the imagination. It also adds to the Ice Queen persona I seem to have going on.


5. Have you ever had a mental image of your mom while saying the mf words?

No, can't say that I have.


6. Have you ever had impure thoughts in church or at the temple?

Yes, church service gets boring sometimes! When I used to go, I would fantasize about stuff to keep me awake and entertained.


7. Do you talk to yourself silently after relevant incidents and events, like a post-game critique?

Yes, all of the time. It helps me figure out what the hell just happened and what to do in the future.


8. Do people ever tell you you are too hard on yourself?

All of the time. I tend to kick my ass over every little thing. I'm masochistic like that.


9. Do you think you are empathic, i.e. able to put yourself someone else's shoes.

Sometimes, but not really. I am mostly just focused on myself, and when shit happens, I just think THANK GOD THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN TO ME. That's a really horrible thing to say but it's true, unfortunately.


10. If you were in someone else's shoes, what opinion would you have of yourself?

My current housemate told me last year she thought I hated her. It's because I don't bullshit - if I don't like somebody, I won't be nice to them.

I have been told I am the aura of an Ice Queen, and I think it's correct in many ways.

My students that I tutor also seem to be scared by me. I am small but I am noisy and can be rude and really harsh. I have tact but do not choose to use it. If something in their paper sucks, I will not bullshit them - I will tell them, straight out.

I am critical, too.

I can't believe I have friends sometimes...

1. When you walk down the street, do you feel tall, medium-sized or small? i'm only 5'5", i can't feel any taller or smaller

2. Do you notice people looking at you, and if so, what kind of looks do you think you're getting? i look more at other folks than they look at me, so i dunno

3. Have you ever made a mistake you have never admitted to out of pride or practicality?

4. Have you ever tried too hard to look sexy and how would you describe this attack on good taste? nope, i don't believe in the "lookin sexy" approach

5. Have you ever had a mental image of your mom while saying the mf words?

6. Have you ever had impure thoughts in church or at the temple? i haven't been 2 church since i wuz 10

7. Do you talk to yourself silently after relevant incidents and events, like a post-game critique?

8. Do people ever tell you you are too hard on yourself? i'm never 2 hard on myself, let alone anyone else

0. Do you think you are empathic, i.e. able to put yourself someone else's shoes. kinna-sorta

10. If you were in someone else's shoes, what opinion would you have of yourself? depends on whoever else i'd be, really...

1. When you walk down the street, do you feel tall, medium-sized or small?
average

2. Do you notice people looking at you, and if so, what kind of looks do you think you're getting?
sometimes... I think they either admire what I'm wearing/the way I look or possibly think I'm a weirdo. Tough to tell what people you don't know are thinking.

3. Have you ever made a mistake you have never admitted to out of pride or practicality?
yes...

4. Have you ever tried too hard to look sexy and how would you describe this attack on good taste?
probably many times... when I've had a few drinks and think I'm the best damn dancer on the floor. As for clothing? I tend to get it right. I adore fashion.

5. Have you ever had a mental image of your mom while saying the mf words?
no... but I don't know I've ever used the word. it's not really in my vocabulary.

6. Have you ever had impure thoughts in church or at the temple?
Probably, but I'n not inside churches very often. The last time I was in church was a year ago for a friend's wedding. Previous to that would've been all the churches I visited while traveling in Europe 3 years ago. In the duomo (sp?) in Florence I felt silly as I was looking for the rest of my group of friends and I asked the friend with me where the hell they were. When I realized my faux pas, I exclaimed Oh my GOD! I can't believe I just said that. This, from an atheist...

7. Do you talk to yourself silently after relevant incidents and events, like a post-game critique?
Silently, and sometimes not so silently... I tend to over critique myself alll the time.

8. Do people ever tell you you are too hard on yourself?
yes. I tell myself, I'm too hard on myself too.

0. Do you think you are empathic, i.e. able to put yourself someone else's shoes.
Sometimes.

10. If you were in someone else's shoes, what opinion would you have of yourself?
Depends on who that someone else is. And how well they know me...

1. When you walk down the street, do you feel tall, medium-sized or small? Tall

2. Do you notice people looking at you, and if so, what kind of looks do you think you're getting? I don't think anyone looks at me, and I try to avoid being looked noticed at all.

3. Have you ever made a mistake you have never admitted to out of pride or practicality? Yes.

4. Have you ever tried too hard to look sexy and how would you describe this attack on good taste? No. I try not to look anything really.

5. Have you ever had a mental image of your mom while saying the mf words? Uhh... No.

6. Have you ever had impure thoughts in church or at the temple? Yes. And about churches. Why, my Canadian and I were just talking about a confession box the other day...

7. Do you talk to yourself silently after relevant incidents and events, like a post-game critique? Sometimes. Mostly I don't find myself having these conversations out loud, I just do it in my own head. Like, I talk to myself and I answer back.

8. Do people ever tell you you are too hard on yourself? Sometimes.

0. Do you think you are empathic, i.e. able to put yourself someone else's shoes. Depends...

10. If you were in someone else's shoes, what opinion would you have of yourself? I think this means, if I were in someone else's shoes and viewed myself as umm, myself but not in myself?! I don't know what I'd think. I'm terribly fucking confused at this point. I give up!

1. When you walk down the street, do you feel tall, medium-sized or small? Tall


2. Do you notice people looking at you, and if so, what kind of looks do you think you're getting? No, people avoid looking at me, 'cause I'm ugly.

3. Have you ever made a mistake you have never admitted to out of pride or practicality? Yep. . .I spent a year studying multimedia design (on my parents' penny, at the time) when I don't think I ever intended to be a professional artist. It was fun, but it added a year onto my schooling, and nobody yet has said to me, "Oh, you have a certificate in multimedia design? Well, then, let me give you ___(something I want)___."

4. Have you ever tried too hard to look sexy and how would you describe this attack on good taste? Yes: I've worn shoes that were way too tall and pointy for me to walk gracefully in. Comical.

5. Have you ever had a mental image of your mom while saying the mf words? No

6. Have you ever had impure thoughts in church or at the temple? Probably. It's been so long since I've been to a church that I don't remember, but I was a pretty naughty kid.

7. Do you talk to yourself silently after relevant incidents and events, like a post-game critique? All the time. I talk to myself more than other people talk to me.

8. Do people ever tell you you are too hard on yourself? Yes

0. Do you think you are empathic, i.e. able to put yourself someone else's shoes. Quite

10. If you were in someone else's shoes, what opinion would you have of yourself? Ugly girl who gives too much free advice, but otherwise pretty damn cool. Smart. Great taste in music. And man, those silver Airwalks she's rockin' are SLICK.

CAMILLE4U said:

According to the results :

"You are comfortable with yourself and others and accepting of differences. Transvestites are usually fierce but flexible, especially those with an heart of gold such as yours."

Transvestites? There must be a bug in the program.

Aerogram said:

1. When you walk down the street, do you feel tall, medium-sized or small? medium sized

2. Do you notice people looking at you, and if so, what kind of looks do you think you're getting?Yes. Mostly positive ones.

3. Have you ever made a mistake you have never admitted to out of pride or practicality? yes

4. Have you ever tried too hard to look sexy and how would you describe this attack on good taste? it was a looonnng time ago, but I remember something having to do with hot pants, fishnets, and boots. I cringe.

5. Have you ever had a mental image of your mom while saying the mf words? yes

6. Have you ever had impure thoughts in church or at the temple? yes

7. Do you talk to yourself silently after relevant incidents and events, like a post-game critique? yes

8. Do people ever tell you you are too hard on yourself? yes. ALL the time

0. Do you think you are empathic, i.e. able to put yourself someone else's shoes. not really

10. If you were in someone else's shoes, what opinion would you have of yourself? I would want to switch back into my own shoes

1. When you walk down the street, do you feel tall, medium-sized or small? Tall...I'm usually taller than most people.

2. Do you notice people looking at you, and if so, what kind of looks do you think you're getting? Nice ones...I hope?

3. Have you ever made a mistake you have never admitted to out of pride or practicality? Probably

4. Have you ever tried too hard to look sexy and how would you describe this attack on good taste? Errr...no I've never tried to look too sexy.

5. Have you ever had a mental image of your mom while saying the mf words? Not until now!

6. Have you ever had impure thoughts in church or at the temple? No.

7. Do you talk to yourself silently after relevant incidents and events, like a post-game critique? Oh yeah! I talk to myself...just trying to work out ideas.

8. Do people ever tell you you are too hard on yourself? No.

0. Do you think you are empathic, i.e. able to put yourself someone else's shoes. Yes.

10. If you were in someone else's shoes, what opinion would you have of yourself? A good one...I think I'm a likable person.