I started a few posts on here about Aliens and they're following me already. I can tell. If I don't post back here by 12:00 midnight please call the cops and tell them what I said. We are all in danger!

Nevermind, I'm ok. It was quite a fight but I just knocked an alien unconscious, (s)he's lying on the dining room floor. It was pretending to be a UPS delivery person. It's a clear cut case of breaking and entering so the police will never arrest me. Be warned: The aliens have infiltrated UPS. Do not trust anyone in a UPS uniform!