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Muse2noPharaoh

The battle of M&Ms

Thought this was funny



"The Battle of M&Ms"

Whenever I get a packet of M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue
the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this
end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply
pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks
and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one
immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are
tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I
have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive
long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern
candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen,
or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this
proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives
the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to
adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the
strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this
one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M
Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., along with a 3x5 card reading,
"Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon
for a free 1/2 pound bag of M&Ms. I consider this "grant money."
I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field
of hundreds, we will discover the true champion.

There can be only one!
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Reply #1 posted 06/06/03 12:30pm

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Reply #2 posted 06/06/03 12:33pm

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Muse2noPharaoh said:

Thought this was funny



"The Battle of M&Ms"

Whenever I get a packet of M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue
the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this
end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply
pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks
and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one
immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are
tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I
have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive
long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern
candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen,
or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this
proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives
the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to
adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the
strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this
one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M
Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., along with a 3x5 card reading,
"Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon
for a free 1/2 pound bag of M&Ms. I consider this "grant money."
I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field
of hundreds, we will discover the true champion.

There can be only one!





U r quite a"MUSE"ing but the Clan MacLeod would be very honored 2 be survived by M&M's falloff
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Reply #3 posted 06/06/03 12:56pm

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Muse2noPharaoh said:

Thought this was funny



"The Battle of M&Ms"

Whenever I get a packet of M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue
the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this
end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply
pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks
and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one
immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are
tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I
have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive
long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern
candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen,
or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this
proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives
the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to
adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the
strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this
one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M
Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., along with a 3x5 card reading,
"Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon
for a free 1/2 pound bag of M&Ms. I consider this "grant money."
I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field
of hundreds, we will discover the true champion.

There can be only one!


Big fan of this! I would like to know whoever wrote this.
"Knowledge is preferable to ignorance. Better by far to embrace the hard truth than a reassuring faith. If we crave some cosmic purpose, then let us find ourselves a worthy goal" - Carl Sagan
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Reply #4 posted 06/06/03 12:58pm

Paisley

You've been smoking that shit again haven't ya? wink
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Reply #5 posted 06/06/03 1:22pm

Muse2noPharaoh

savoirfaire said:

Muse2noPharaoh said:

Thought this was funny



"The Battle of M&Ms"

Whenever I get a packet of M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue
the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this
end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply
pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks
and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one
immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are
tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I
have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive
long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern
candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen,
or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this
proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives
the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to
adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the
strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this
one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M
Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., along with a 3x5 card reading,
"Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon
for a free 1/2 pound bag of M&Ms. I consider this "grant money."
I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field
of hundreds, we will discover the true champion.

There can be only one!


Big fan of this! I would like to know whoever wrote this.


Me too! I like the way their brain works! Hysterical! lol
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Reply #6 posted 06/06/03 1:25pm

CRYSTALBALL

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Have you tried this with Peanut Butter M&M's?
"What if I called you silly names, just like the ones that you call me"
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Reply #7 posted 06/06/03 1:30pm

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Reply #8 posted 06/06/03 1:37pm

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I want one of these at home:

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Reply #9 posted 06/06/03 1:38pm

Muse2noPharaoh

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lol
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Reply #10 posted 06/06/03 1:38pm

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I'm kinda liking those psychodelic M&M's. smile
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Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect, it means you've decided to look beyond the imperfections... unknown
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Reply #11 posted 06/06/03 1:50pm

namasteluv

Muse2noPharaoh said:

Thought this was funny



"The Battle of M&Ms"

Whenever I get a packet of M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue
the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this
end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply
pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks
and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one
immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are
tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I
have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive
long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern
candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen,
or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this
proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives
the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to
adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the
strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this
one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M
Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., along with a 3x5 card reading,
"Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon
for a free 1/2 pound bag of M&Ms. I consider this "grant money."
I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field
of hundreds, we will discover the true champion.

There can be only one!

blunt only a pot head could come up with that!!! It was funny. Thanx for the laugh!!!
lick
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Reply #12 posted 06/06/03 1:54pm

Muse2noPharaoh

lol So you only eat M&M's when you are all high? omfg I never heard of that! lol
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Reply #13 posted 06/06/03 3:18pm

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i wonder how the purple ones do in battle...evillol
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Reply #14 posted 06/06/03 3:32pm

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Muse2noPharaoh said:

Thought this was funny



"The Battle of M&Ms"

. . .
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon
for a free 1/2 pound bag of M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the true champion.

There can be only one!



RFLMAO!!! lol
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Reply #15 posted 06/06/03 4:11pm

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MissCute said:

I want one of these at home:


omg so do i. drooling
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Reply #16 posted 06/06/03 4:13pm

althom

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nutty <-- Muse and her M&Ms
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Reply #17 posted 06/06/03 5:47pm

Muse2noPharaoh

althom said:

nutty <-- Muse and her M&Ms



They weren't my M&Ms! It is a story I found funny! I'm not as creative as that writer was!
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Reply #18 posted 06/06/03 8:14pm

althom

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Muse2noPharaoh said:

althom said:

nutty <-- Muse and her M&Ms



They weren't my M&Ms! It is a story I found funny! I'm not as creative as that writer was!

confuse <--- Muse trying to think up another good story for her thread.
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