I thought this list of requirements by her for speaking engagements was a hoot. Sorta sounds like she's still consumed by Vanity eh?

"Pure Heart Ministries
The following is a list of helps to accommodate Evangelist Denise Matthews while ministering in your city.

Transportation
Please, if there is an E-ticket booked, I must have the schedule sent to my home from the airline. I will be departing from San Francisco or San Jose Airport depending upon the flight. All flights prior to booking should be first discussed with me before actual payment of the ticket. I would prefer to book my own tickets and seats and then you can pay it with a credit card over the phone.

Hotel Accommodations
If Possible, please put me on the top floor, not close to the elevator. People tend to make a lot of noise above me and I need my rest. Could you please have a female and a male elder or representative, or two females to accompany me at the airport to take care of the luggage, (please do not send only one man alone). Please do not ring my hotel phone in the morning as I am in prayer. I will take your numbers and call you when I am finished. Thank you so very much in Jesus' name.

A non-smoking room is mandatory
Please speak to me about the Hotel reservations. A gym with a treadmill would also help assist in my health due to my kidney transplant. In addition, one gallon of (bottled water, room temperature only please). It is most importance concerning my health requirements. Please if possible, could you have it sent to the room. No tap water please.

While Ministering
If you could inform the staff and elders of the church not to have me guarded or kept back from speaking with the people inside or outside the church it would be greatly appreciated. I do not need any bodyguards thank you. I will tell you when I am tired and must leave. I do not know if I will be eating after I preach until I am done. Restaurants are sometimes too cold for me because I take blood thinners.

Tables
If you could please assist me with two long tables with cloth, preferably white cloth if possible to show some of my Christian paintings (Christian paintings?!) and poetry.

Media, Radio, TV
All requests for radio and television should be discussed prior to arrival into the city. Radio for the most part can be done by phone before coming unless discussed otherwise. (A recorder is mandatory when speaking to radio or newspaper personnel.) Please speak to me about tapes being sold.

Food during stay
Please if you can have a few pieces of fruit in the room, possibly two oranges, plums, one apple, a few crackers, a little honey and equal for tea (Earl Gray) and maybe a little cheese. I never know where and when I am going to eat or whether or not I will even be hungry until I get there. We will talk about it then. Thank you so much for all of your help in these matters, I do greatly appreciate you in Jesus' name.


Evangelist Denise Matthews
39270 Paseo Padre Parkway #214
Fremont, CA 94538
(510) 797-7779

The best time to call me home is on
Wednesday, or Thursday my time
between 10am to 9pm.

Praying you Jesus! Praying you Heaven!"

She even put her phone number up on the site! LOL Wouldn't it be cool if all Prince protege's did this? Imagine being able to call them up and chit chat with them, LOL

wow, an...uh, appearance rider...

I'm wondering how many of the men here on the org are going to call the listed phone number to see if they can talk to Denise in person. Anybody willing to 'fess up?

psychodelicide said:

omg, if anybody actually does that'd be the absolute end, man...

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

For sure!

is this for real?.
how old is she now?

I think Vanity is close to Prince's age, isn't she (around 44 or something like that)?

i had no idea there were so many, um...requests...necessary in order to preach and spread the Word. i am wary of anyone claiming to be christian yet requiring these things. i wonder (and this is sarcasm, y'all) if Jesus had a list...

i spose she knows what she wants and how to be treated cos there are some mothers out there who know nothing about organisation. if you don't ask you don't get. she ain't asking for walls to be painted or anything so she ain't that diva like really.
although the "do not let one man come alone" is a little strange. what she scared of?
temptation?

Good point, imnotsayingthisjusttobenasty. I don't think Jesus would even think about making demands on anyone for spreading the Word.

tom - in jesus' muthafuckin' name, i love you. (also dig the new avatar!)

"If Possible, please put me on the top floor, not close to the elevator. People tend to make a lot of noise above me and I need my rest."

that is fucking PRICELESS.

i wanna see her 'christian paintings.' i bet they're REAL GOOD.

Since I'm in the same area code as her, I just might call her and see what's up. Dammit why not.

i don't remeber her asking for all that when she spoke at my church but that was maybe 5 years ago. i guess she's a diva evangelist now.

illimack said:

ILLI,ILLI,ILLI,ILLI... DO it & post afterwards!!!

Man, that's a damn fax machine number. I thought that she would have been pretty crazy to give her number out like that.

illimack said:

well @ least u tried

ThaHumanBody said:

he went and did it...

illimack said:

try one number less and one number more... you'll be surprised how that works sometimes

She lives in my hometown. Maybe I should go visit her.

Natsume said:

don't forget to bring your 12" of "drive me wild" for her to sign... or the issue of that she was in

suomynona said:

I kind of wonder what she would do if I asked her about her Prince days. She's all religious now, so I don't know if she would be helluve rude - it seems un-Jesus-like.

Natsume said:

yeah, you should ask her instead about how she felt seeing the part she gave up played by apollonia 6...

ask her if there's gonna be a "last dragon 2"

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Somebody should fax her something

Nikster said:

i already did... ...i'm waiting to hear back.

suomynona said:

i wuz gonna say...if any guy in here goes 2 the copier and xeroxes their johnson and writes some love note on the copy and faxes it 2 her...then that, my friends, is the absolute end.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

well... there isn't an emoticon for johnson, so i had to fib and say

also, you have NO idea how much it hurt as it just kept being fed through the fax machine.

remind me next time to just make a photocopy of it and fax that instead... kthx!

suomynona said:

owww!!!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

exactly! she's probably standing there right now, wondering why someone faxed her a copy of their slinky (use your imagination...)