Inspired by my favorite newspaper The Onion

Everyone has at least one.

Here's mine...

When I was in 4th grade this kid name Brant would started taking a liking to calling me a Spic even though i'm half german and black, i have often been mistaken as italian or puerto rican among other things. I had no idea what this slur meant so I investigated, though explained to me i still could not grasp it's meaning at my tender age, but one thing i knew for sure is that he was sincerely hateful when addressing me by this name. So one day after becoming tired of being referred to as a spic i decided to seek out Brant at recess one day on the playground. There he was on the basketball court with one of his buddies. "Aha" is said to myself as I leered at him from a distance, this is the day all this comes to an end. So I approached him and what do you know the first words out of his mouth were "What do you want spic" Right after he said that I charged towards him grabbed him by the collar and the next thing i know i'm lying flat on my belly with his knee in the middle of my back and him twisting my arm yelling at me ( i forget what) next thing i know his buddy is looking down at me telling me don't mess with Brant he'll kick your ass. After he released his kung fu grip from me I quietly got up and walked away with my tail tucked tightly between my legs.
Sometimes I wonder what happen to Brant, and I always come to the conclusion that he has joined some milita or seperatist group.

There's one of mine, now your turn

Have you got Brant's number?

You have just told the Org world that you are a lil pussy!

REDFEATHERS said:

Oh alot has changed since the 4th grade Red...don't act like you don't haven't had any weak moments in your existence.
BTW If I see Brant anywhere today I would definetly put a whupping on him!!! I got muscles and combat skillz now.

magnificentsynthesizer667 said:

Ok, I was j/k...gimme your number instead...

yay, geek stories! i have one:

ya'll know how it wuz in high school: popularity mattered. well, i wuz a bit of an outcast in my class: there i wuz, a sista who wuz into marilyn manson (switched over 2 prince by the time i graduated), carried a plastik red lunchbox with pix of prince n'stuff glued all over it, wore her hair in these two ponytails that stuck straight up, and hung out with the punx and anime geex of the school. hell, i even hung out in the bandroom most mornings (i had a lotta friends in the high school band).

nobody ever beat me up or anything--in fact, i wuz somewhat of a well-respected geek, believe it or don't. i had my own comic strip in the school newspaper, and my odd persona some folks couldn't help but love. but all the jocks and preps n'chit couldn't stand my ass. i'd get called "freeeak!" on an almost-daily basis by some ditzy football player or sum shit. i didn't give 3 shits and ½ of a fuck what they thought of me. still don't. i'm still the same geek i wuz when i graduated back in '99.






adjustin my glasses edit
[This message was edited Thu Jun 5 16:15:46 PDT 2003 by Handclapsfingasnapz]

now i know full-well that there's mo' geex in here than us!!! come over here 2 this campfire and share yo story!!!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

It looks like it's just me and you snaps that are brave enough to post some geeky points in our life...the rest are just so emotionally scarred that they don't want to replay those images in their minds let alone post 'em.

magnificentsynthesizer667 said:

yeah, i suppose...if there's one thing i hate in this world, it's a geek without balls.

I don't know where to even draw the lines. . .my entire life is one big geek story. It's just a matter of figuring out which moments were especially pathetic.

okay well a lil background first at the time we moved from cali to missouri and my mom worked graveyard so yeah and i was 9 and in school they had been talkin about "menstruation: like the whole week before and i was like "wha???" but so anyways one morning i wake up for school and go pee and theres blood and i of course forget all ive been told so i call for my older sister { who you would think would be cool about the whole thing beings she is four years older than me} NO. i said IM BLEEDING!!! and i showed her my undies and she started BUSTIN A GUT and teasing me so i locked myself in the bathroom for an hour till my mom got home and then she calmed me down "yelled" at my sister and told me i could stay home so i of course did and proceeded to change my pad every oh i dunno 15 mins i went through a whole thing of always in one day by myself...they still tease me and not only was that bad my mom called the entire family to let em know that not only had i started but i had used all the pads in a day...okay thats one of many. anyways thats my
~paz~

Any brave orgers today? I promise I won't laugh!!