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Thread started 06/05/03 2:48pm

IceNine

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RHYMIN' FOR POOK - SHOW YOUR LOVE FOR THE ONE AND ONLY SUPERMONKEY!

Okay, here's the deal... write a dope rhyme for the simian mastermind known only as POOK.

Here is my first entry:

POOK NOBODY BUT HAPPY MONKEY
SOMETIMES HE RIDES A DONKEY
NOT UNLIKE JUAN VALDEZ
WHOSE COFFEE LEGEND SPREADS
WITH EACH BEAN THAT HE PICKS
SO FUCK ALL YOU PRICKS

SQUEAK!
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Reply #1 posted 06/05/03 2:57pm

MissCute

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What do you mean "one and only supermonkey"???

What am I? chopped liver?


I am too a super monkey!
superman
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Reply #2 posted 06/05/03 2:57pm

Sweeny79

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Pook Pook he's a freak
he's friendly small and meek


Pook Pook he's a freak
I wonder if, in real life he squeaks


Pook,Pook he's a freak
His true identity orgers seek

But one has to wonder how this began
and how a monkey became a Prince fan!





(Yeah I know it sucks but it's the best I can do right now!)
[This message was edited Thu Jun 5 15:06:24 PDT 2003 by Sweeny79]
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Reply #3 posted 06/05/03 2:58pm

POOK

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MissCute said:

What do you mean "one and only supermonkey"???

What am I? chopped liver?


I am too a super monkey!
superman


NO POOK SUPERMONKEY

YOU GRAND HIGH QUEEN MONKEY!

P o o |/,
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Reply #4 posted 06/05/03 2:59pm

IceNine

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POOK said:

MissCute said:

What do you mean "one and only supermonkey"???

What am I? chopped liver?


I am too a super monkey!
superman


NO POOK SUPERMONKEY

YOU GRAND HIGH QUEEN MONKEY!


...and there is a difference.

smile
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Reply #5 posted 06/05/03 3:00pm

MissCute

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I'm not sure the title Grand High Queen Monkey will fit in my driver's liesence. rolleyes
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Reply #6 posted 06/05/03 3:02pm

POOK

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MissCute said:

I'm not sure the title Grand High Queen Monkey will fit in my driver's liesence. rolleyes


HEY THAT NOT RHYME

YOU NOT READ TITLE OF THREAD?

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Reply #7 posted 06/05/03 3:06pm

IceNine

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POOK KICKS ONLY THE DOPEST RHYMES
AND HE KICKS THOSE FUCKERS ON TIME
DON'T GET ALL UP IN HIS FACE
OR HE'LL BUST YOUR ASS ALL OVER THE PLACE
HE'S THE MYSTERY MAN WITH THE MASTER PLAN
DOPER THAN KYLE, KENNY, CARTMAN AND STAN

SQUEAK!
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Reply #8 posted 06/05/03 3:08pm

MissCute

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POOK said:

MissCute said:

I'm not sure the title Grand High Queen Monkey will fit in my driver's liesence. rolleyes


HEY THAT NOT RHYME

YOU NOT READ TITLE OF THREAD?



ok, here's one:

MISS CUTE NOT SUPERMONKEY
BUT MISS CUTE STILL IS LUCKY

POOK IS STILL MISS CUTE COUSIN
WHEN VISIT DOOR BELL BUZZIN

THIS RHYME SUCKS AND SO DO I
NOW IT'S TIME TO EAT A PIE
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Reply #9 posted 06/05/03 3:12pm

IceNine

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I SHOULD HAVE BEEN A PAIR OF RAGGED CLAWS
SCUTTLING ACROSS THE FLOORS OF SILENT SEAS
BUT POOK IS A MONKEY AND MONKEYS DON'T LIVE IN THE SEA
SO MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST HAVE CAKES AND TEA
AND LEAVE THE SCUTTLING TO VARIOUS CRUSTACEANS

SQUEAK!
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Reply #10 posted 06/05/03 3:15pm

MissCute

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POOK POOK IS THE BEST
HE AND I WILL MAKE A NEST
BUILD A HOUSE THAT FITS A QUEEN
THE BIGGEST HOUSE YOU'VE EVER SEEN

[This message was edited Thu Jun 5 15:15:41 PDT 2003 by MissCute]
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Reply #11 posted 06/05/03 3:16pm

POOK

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MissCute said:

POOK said:

MissCute said:

I'm not sure the title Grand High Queen Monkey will fit in my driver's liesence. rolleyes


HEY THAT NOT RHYME

YOU NOT READ TITLE OF THREAD?



ok, here's one:

MISS CUTE NOT SUPERMONKEY
BUT MISS CUTE STILL IS LUCKY

POOK IS STILL MISS CUTE COUSIN
WHEN VISIT DOOR BELL BUZZIN

THIS RHYME SUCKS AND SO DO I
NOW IT'S TIME TO EAT A PIE


THAT NOT SUCK!

THAT FUNKY FRESH!

P o o |/,
P o o |\
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Reply #12 posted 06/05/03 3:17pm

IceNine

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POOK said:

MissCute said:

POOK said:

MissCute said:

I'm not sure the title Grand High Queen Monkey will fit in my driver's liesence. rolleyes


HEY THAT NOT RHYME

YOU NOT READ TITLE OF THREAD?



ok, here's one:

MISS CUTE NOT SUPERMONKEY
BUT MISS CUTE STILL IS LUCKY

POOK IS STILL MISS CUTE COUSIN
WHEN VISIT DOOR BELL BUZZIN

THIS RHYME SUCKS AND SO DO I
NOW IT'S TIME TO EAT A PIE


THAT NOT SUCK!

THAT FUNKY FRESH!


Werd!
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Reply #13 posted 06/05/03 3:18pm

MissCute

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IceNine said:

POOK said:

MissCute said:

POOK said:

MissCute said:

I'm not sure the title Grand High Queen Monkey will fit in my driver's liesence. rolleyes


HEY THAT NOT RHYME

YOU NOT READ TITLE OF THREAD?



ok, here's one:

MISS CUTE NOT SUPERMONKEY
BUT MISS CUTE STILL IS LUCKY

POOK IS STILL MISS CUTE COUSIN
WHEN VISIT DOOR BELL BUZZIN

THIS RHYME SUCKS AND SO DO I
NOW IT'S TIME TO EAT A PIE


THAT NOT SUCK!

THAT FUNKY FRESH!


Werd!


no, the funky fresh is the smell of the pook I just did redface
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Reply #14 posted 06/05/03 3:24pm

IceNine

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MISSCUTE COULD WEAR A ZOOT SUIT
AND BECOME THE MASTER OF THE PAN FLUTE
AND SWING IN LOTS OF SMOKY JAZZ CLUBS
LIKE SOME SORT OF HEP, DEMENTED ZAMFIR
OR SHE COULD SPIT DOPE RHYMES IN TIME
OVER THE BEAT OF THE STREET AND BUMP IN A JEEP
AND SCRATCH THE RECORDS LIKE A DEF M.C.
BASSIN' DOWN THE STREET IN A '76 PINTO

WERD
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Reply #15 posted 06/05/03 3:24pm

mcmeekle

POOK IS COOLER,
POOK IS CALMER.
POOK IS ACTUALLY
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Reply #16 posted 06/05/03 3:25pm

oldmanjohnson

There once was a monkey named POOK,
Whose human form he forsook,
To play on this site,
And despite lack of height,
He makes us all take a look.

Now into the Simian world he goes,
Always quite brief is his prose,
As sweet as a grape,
That Damn Dirty Ape,
I don't think he has any foes!

OMJ
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Reply #17 posted 06/05/03 3:26pm

IceNine

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POOK IS OUR LEADER
THERE'S NOBODY NEATER
WITH FROGGY IN TOW
HE GOES TO THE SHOW
TO SEE THE LATEST MOVIES
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Reply #18 posted 06/05/03 3:32pm

MissCute

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IceNine said:

MISSCUTE COULD WEAR A ZOOT SUIT
AND BECOME THE MASTER OF THE PAN FLUTE
AND SWING IN LOTS OF SMOKY JAZZ CLUBS
LIKE SOME SORT OF HEP, DEMENTED ZAMFIR
OR SHE COULD SPIT DOPE RHYMES IN TIME
OVER THE BEAT OF THE STREET AND BUMP IN A JEEP
AND SCRATCH THE RECORDS LIKE A DEF M.C.
BASSIN' DOWN THE STREET IN A '76 PINTO

WERD


where's POOK in there?
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Reply #19 posted 06/05/03 3:34pm

POOK

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MissCute said:

IceNine said:

MISSCUTE COULD WEAR A ZOOT SUIT
AND BECOME THE MASTER OF THE PAN FLUTE
AND SWING IN LOTS OF SMOKY JAZZ CLUBS
LIKE SOME SORT OF HEP, DEMENTED ZAMFIR
OR SHE COULD SPIT DOPE RHYMES IN TIME
OVER THE BEAT OF THE STREET AND BUMP IN A JEEP
AND SCRATCH THE RECORDS LIKE A DEF M.C.
BASSIN' DOWN THE STREET IN A '76 PINTO

WERD


where's POOK in there?


WHO CARE?

ICENINE SAY HEP DEMENTED ZAMFIR!

THAT BEST LINE EVER!

AND IT NOT EVEN RHYME!

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Reply #20 posted 06/05/03 3:35pm

IceNine

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MissCute said:

IceNine said:

MISSCUTE COULD WEAR A ZOOT SUIT
AND BECOME THE MASTER OF THE PAN FLUTE
AND SWING IN LOTS OF SMOKY JAZZ CLUBS
LIKE SOME SORT OF HEP, DEMENTED ZAMFIR
OR SHE COULD SPIT DOPE RHYMES IN TIME
OVER THE BEAT OF THE STREET AND BUMP IN A JEEP
AND SCRATCH THE RECORDS LIKE A DEF M.C.
BASSIN' DOWN THE STREET IN A '76 PINTO

WERD


where's POOK in there?


POOK is in your mind... all the time...
He's the reason for your rhythm... the reason for your rhyme...
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Reply #21 posted 06/05/03 3:36pm

POOK

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IceNine said:

MissCute said:

IceNine said:

MISSCUTE COULD WEAR A ZOOT SUIT
AND BECOME THE MASTER OF THE PAN FLUTE
AND SWING IN LOTS OF SMOKY JAZZ CLUBS
LIKE SOME SORT OF HEP, DEMENTED ZAMFIR
OR SHE COULD SPIT DOPE RHYMES IN TIME
OVER THE BEAT OF THE STREET AND BUMP IN A JEEP
AND SCRATCH THE RECORDS LIKE A DEF M.C.
BASSIN' DOWN THE STREET IN A '76 PINTO

WERD


where's POOK in there?


POOK is in your mind... all the time...
He's the reason for your rhythm... the reason for your rhyme...


WHEN POOK FLING POO

IT SOMETIME LEAVE SLIME

POOK LIKE TO SQUEAK

CAUSE POOK NOT MIME

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Reply #22 posted 06/05/03 4:07pm

IceNine

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PEOPLE DROP RHYMES FOR POOK
OR POOK'S TROOPS DROP A NUKE
ON THE HOUSES OF ALL YOU DORKS
OR MAYBE POKE YOUR EYE WITH FORKS
AT ANY RATE, WRITE A DOPE RHYME
IT'S FUN AND IT WON'T TAKE MUCH TIME
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Reply #23 posted 06/05/03 4:22pm

Aannastesia

that darling Pook is sooo damn funkay...

using 3rd person persona ...

just wanna jump on ya...

whoever you are ..

you are way cool by far...

crazy spunky monkey

this is for you... hug

and I'm ouuuttt...
heart life heart Sexy heart u all
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Reply #24 posted 06/05/03 4:30pm

REDFEATHERS

Pook is fun and great to tease
I would have him on his knees

Gimme 5 and I will prove to you
He will soon stop flinging poo

If however I don't succeed
Call RudeBoy and get some weed

I will be mad
I will be sad
But then I will be very bad

Chop him up and peel his skin
Slice Pook's body up really thin

When I'm hungry for my tea
I will eat Monkey salami

evillol
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Reply #25 posted 06/05/03 5:13pm

applekisses

POOK IS FRESH
HE'S MY FAVORITE MONKEY
YOU BET YO SWEET AZZ THAT
HE SHO IS FUNKY
HE GOT SWEET LOVE FOR THE ORG
THAT AIN'T NO JOKE
SO ALL YOU POOK-HATERS
HERE'S A :POKE:

WORD!


:LOL:

I tried...shrug
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Reply #26 posted 06/05/03 10:59pm

POOK

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YAY!

POOK LOVE FUNKY FRESH FLOW FROM EVERYONE!

PLUS DONT MESS WITH APPLEKISSY

SHE POKE YOU IN HEAD!

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Reply #27 posted 06/06/03 6:35am

IceNine

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IF YOU HAVEN'T WRITTEN A RHYME FOR POOK
IS IT BECAUSE YOU'RE AFRAID OF SPOOKS?
NO GHOSTS WILL GET YOU BECAUSE YOU RHYME
AS LONG AS YOU POST THEM HERE THIS TIME
JUST MAKE IT RHYME AND MAKE IT FUNKY
POST YOUR LOVE FOR YOUR FAVORITE MONKEY

SQUEAK!
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Reply #28 posted 06/06/03 7:19am

OngBotty

POOK GOT PINK BUTT
POOK GOT PINK BUTT
I WOULD TELL YA DIFFERENT BUT
POOK GOT A PINK BUTT
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Reply #29 posted 06/06/03 7:22am

OngBotty

POOK POOK

MYSTERIOUS POOK

OH HOW I WILL MISS

YER GENTLE OOK

BUT ONG BOTTY MUST GO AWAY

CUZ DURING THE WEEKEND HE GOTTA PLAY

WITH THE MONKEY THAT GIVES HIM LOVE

ONE MONKEY AIN'T ENUF
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