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RHYMIN' FOR POOK - SHOW YOUR LOVE FOR THE ONE AND ONLY SUPERMONKEY! Okay, here's the deal... write a dope rhyme for the simian mastermind known only as POOK.
Here is my first entry: POOK NOBODY BUT HAPPY MONKEY SOMETIMES HE RIDES A DONKEY NOT UNLIKE JUAN VALDEZ WHOSE COFFEE LEGEND SPREADS WITH EACH BEAN THAT HE PICKS SO FUCK ALL YOU PRICKS SQUEAK! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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What do you mean "one and only supermonkey"???
What am I? chopped liver? I am too a super monkey!  _______________________________
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Pook Pook he's a freak
he's friendly small and meek Pook Pook he's a freak I wonder if, in real life he squeaks Pook,Pook he's a freak His true identity orgers seek But one has to wonder how this began and how a monkey became a Prince fan! (Yeah I know it sucks but it's the best I can do right now!) [This message was edited Thu Jun 5 15:06:24 PDT 2003 by Sweeny79] In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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MissCute said: What do you mean "one and only supermonkey"???
What am I? chopped liver? I am too a super monkey! NO POOK SUPERMONKEY YOU GRAND HIGH QUEEN MONKEY! P o o |/, P o o |\ | |
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POOK said: MissCute said: What do you mean "one and only supermonkey"???
What am I? chopped liver? I am too a super monkey! NO POOK SUPERMONKEY YOU GRAND HIGH QUEEN MONKEY! ...and there is a difference.  SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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I'm not sure the title Grand High Queen Monkey will fit in my driver's liesence.  _______________________________
Miss Cute
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MissCute said: I'm not sure the title Grand High Queen Monkey will fit in my driver's liesence.
HEY THAT NOT RHYME YOU NOT READ TITLE OF THREAD? P o o |/, P o o |\ | |
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POOK KICKS ONLY THE DOPEST RHYMES
AND HE KICKS THOSE FUCKERS ON TIME DON'T GET ALL UP IN HIS FACE OR HE'LL BUST YOUR ASS ALL OVER THE PLACE HE'S THE MYSTERY MAN WITH THE MASTER PLAN DOPER THAN KYLE, KENNY, CARTMAN AND STAN SQUEAK! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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POOK said: MissCute said: I'm not sure the title Grand High Queen Monkey will fit in my driver's liesence.
HEY THAT NOT RHYME YOU NOT READ TITLE OF THREAD? ok, here's one: MISS CUTE NOT SUPERMONKEY BUT MISS CUTE STILL IS LUCKY POOK IS STILL MISS CUTE COUSIN WHEN VISIT DOOR BELL BUZZIN THIS RHYME SUCKS AND SO DO I NOW IT'S TIME TO EAT A PIE _______________________________
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I SHOULD HAVE BEEN A PAIR OF RAGGED CLAWS
SCUTTLING ACROSS THE FLOORS OF SILENT SEAS BUT POOK IS A MONKEY AND MONKEYS DON'T LIVE IN THE SEA SO MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST HAVE CAKES AND TEA AND LEAVE THE SCUTTLING TO VARIOUS CRUSTACEANS SQUEAK! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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POOK POOK IS THE BEST
HE AND I WILL MAKE A NEST BUILD A HOUSE THAT FITS A QUEEN THE BIGGEST HOUSE YOU'VE EVER SEEN [This message was edited Thu Jun 5 15:15:41 PDT 2003 by MissCute] _______________________________
Miss Cute
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MissCute said: POOK said: MissCute said: I'm not sure the title Grand High Queen Monkey will fit in my driver's liesence.
HEY THAT NOT RHYME YOU NOT READ TITLE OF THREAD? ok, here's one: MISS CUTE NOT SUPERMONKEY BUT MISS CUTE STILL IS LUCKY POOK IS STILL MISS CUTE COUSIN WHEN VISIT DOOR BELL BUZZIN THIS RHYME SUCKS AND SO DO I NOW IT'S TIME TO EAT A PIE THAT NOT SUCK! THAT FUNKY FRESH! P o o |/, P o o |\ | |
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POOK said: MissCute said: POOK said: MissCute said: I'm not sure the title Grand High Queen Monkey will fit in my driver's liesence.
HEY THAT NOT RHYME YOU NOT READ TITLE OF THREAD? ok, here's one: MISS CUTE NOT SUPERMONKEY BUT MISS CUTE STILL IS LUCKY POOK IS STILL MISS CUTE COUSIN WHEN VISIT DOOR BELL BUZZIN THIS RHYME SUCKS AND SO DO I NOW IT'S TIME TO EAT A PIE THAT NOT SUCK! THAT FUNKY FRESH! Werd! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: POOK said: MissCute said: POOK said: MissCute said: I'm not sure the title Grand High Queen Monkey will fit in my driver's liesence.
HEY THAT NOT RHYME YOU NOT READ TITLE OF THREAD? ok, here's one: MISS CUTE NOT SUPERMONKEY BUT MISS CUTE STILL IS LUCKY POOK IS STILL MISS CUTE COUSIN WHEN VISIT DOOR BELL BUZZIN THIS RHYME SUCKS AND SO DO I NOW IT'S TIME TO EAT A PIE THAT NOT SUCK! THAT FUNKY FRESH! Werd! no, the funky fresh is the smell of the pook I just did  _______________________________
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MISSCUTE COULD WEAR A ZOOT SUIT
AND BECOME THE MASTER OF THE PAN FLUTE AND SWING IN LOTS OF SMOKY JAZZ CLUBS LIKE SOME SORT OF HEP, DEMENTED ZAMFIR OR SHE COULD SPIT DOPE RHYMES IN TIME OVER THE BEAT OF THE STREET AND BUMP IN A JEEP AND SCRATCH THE RECORDS LIKE A DEF M.C. BASSIN' DOWN THE STREET IN A '76 PINTO WERD SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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POOK IS COOLER,
POOK IS CALMER. POOK IS ACTUALLY [SNIP.REMOVED] |
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There once was a monkey named POOK,
Whose human form he forsook, To play on this site, And despite lack of height, He makes us all take a look. Now into the Simian world he goes, Always quite brief is his prose, As sweet as a grape, That Damn Dirty Ape, I don't think he has any foes! OMJ "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." Ernest Hemingway | |
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POOK IS OUR LEADER
THERE'S NOBODY NEATER WITH FROGGY IN TOW HE GOES TO THE SHOW TO SEE THE LATEST MOVIES SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: MISSCUTE COULD WEAR A ZOOT SUIT
AND BECOME THE MASTER OF THE PAN FLUTE AND SWING IN LOTS OF SMOKY JAZZ CLUBS LIKE SOME SORT OF HEP, DEMENTED ZAMFIR OR SHE COULD SPIT DOPE RHYMES IN TIME OVER THE BEAT OF THE STREET AND BUMP IN A JEEP AND SCRATCH THE RECORDS LIKE A DEF M.C. BASSIN' DOWN THE STREET IN A '76 PINTO WERD where's POOK in there? _______________________________
Miss Cute
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MissCute said: IceNine said: MISSCUTE COULD WEAR A ZOOT SUIT
AND BECOME THE MASTER OF THE PAN FLUTE AND SWING IN LOTS OF SMOKY JAZZ CLUBS LIKE SOME SORT OF HEP, DEMENTED ZAMFIR OR SHE COULD SPIT DOPE RHYMES IN TIME OVER THE BEAT OF THE STREET AND BUMP IN A JEEP AND SCRATCH THE RECORDS LIKE A DEF M.C. BASSIN' DOWN THE STREET IN A '76 PINTO WERD where's POOK in there? WHO CARE? ICENINE SAY HEP DEMENTED ZAMFIR! THAT BEST LINE EVER! AND IT NOT EVEN RHYME! P o o |/, P o o |\ | |
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MissCute said: IceNine said: MISSCUTE COULD WEAR A ZOOT SUIT
AND BECOME THE MASTER OF THE PAN FLUTE AND SWING IN LOTS OF SMOKY JAZZ CLUBS LIKE SOME SORT OF HEP, DEMENTED ZAMFIR OR SHE COULD SPIT DOPE RHYMES IN TIME OVER THE BEAT OF THE STREET AND BUMP IN A JEEP AND SCRATCH THE RECORDS LIKE A DEF M.C. BASSIN' DOWN THE STREET IN A '76 PINTO WERD where's POOK in there? POOK is in your mind... all the time... He's the reason for your rhythm... the reason for your rhyme... SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: MissCute said: IceNine said: MISSCUTE COULD WEAR A ZOOT SUIT
AND BECOME THE MASTER OF THE PAN FLUTE AND SWING IN LOTS OF SMOKY JAZZ CLUBS LIKE SOME SORT OF HEP, DEMENTED ZAMFIR OR SHE COULD SPIT DOPE RHYMES IN TIME OVER THE BEAT OF THE STREET AND BUMP IN A JEEP AND SCRATCH THE RECORDS LIKE A DEF M.C. BASSIN' DOWN THE STREET IN A '76 PINTO WERD where's POOK in there? POOK is in your mind... all the time... He's the reason for your rhythm... the reason for your rhyme... WHEN POOK FLING POO IT SOMETIME LEAVE SLIME POOK LIKE TO SQUEAK CAUSE POOK NOT MIME P o o |/, P o o |\ | |
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PEOPLE DROP RHYMES FOR POOK
OR POOK'S TROOPS DROP A NUKE ON THE HOUSES OF ALL YOU DORKS OR MAYBE POKE YOUR EYE WITH FORKS AT ANY RATE, WRITE A DOPE RHYME IT'S FUN AND IT WON'T TAKE MUCH TIME SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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that darling Pook is sooo damn funkay...
using 3rd person persona ... just wanna jump on ya... whoever you are .. you are way cool by far... crazy spunky monkey this is for you... 
and I'm ouuuttt... life Sexy u all | |
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Pook is fun and great to tease
I would have him on his knees Gimme 5 and I will prove to you He will soon stop flinging poo If however I don't succeed Call RudeBoy and get some weed I will be mad I will be sad But then I will be very bad Chop him up and peel his skin Slice Pook's body up really thin When I'm hungry for my tea I will eat Monkey salami  | |
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POOK IS FRESH
HE'S MY FAVORITE MONKEY YOU BET YO SWEET AZZ THAT HE SHO IS FUNKY HE GOT SWEET LOVE FOR THE ORG THAT AIN'T NO JOKE SO ALL YOU POOK-HATERS HERE'S A :POKE: WORD! :LOL: I tried...  | |
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YAY! POOK LOVE FUNKY FRESH FLOW FROM EVERYONE! PLUS DONT MESS WITH APPLEKISSY SHE POKE YOU IN HEAD! P o o |/, P o o |\ | |
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IF YOU HAVEN'T WRITTEN A RHYME FOR POOK
IS IT BECAUSE YOU'RE AFRAID OF SPOOKS? NO GHOSTS WILL GET YOU BECAUSE YOU RHYME AS LONG AS YOU POST THEM HERE THIS TIME JUST MAKE IT RHYME AND MAKE IT FUNKY POST YOUR LOVE FOR YOUR FAVORITE MONKEY SQUEAK! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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POOK GOT PINK BUTT
POOK GOT PINK BUTT I WOULD TELL YA DIFFERENT BUT POOK GOT A PINK BUTT | |
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POOK POOK
MYSTERIOUS POOK OH HOW I WILL MISS YER GENTLE OOK BUT ONG BOTTY MUST GO AWAY CUZ DURING THE WEEKEND HE GOTTA PLAY WITH THE MONKEY THAT GIVES HIM LOVE ONE MONKEY AIN'T ENUF | |
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