I . THOU SHALL NOT FLAME
II . THOU SHALL NOT START THREADS TO SELL BOOTLEGS
III . THOU SHALL NOT DISPLAY PORNOGRAPHIC IMAGES
IV . THOU SHALL IGNOR ORGER THAT ONLY COME HERE TO STIR SHIT
V . THOU SHALL NOT POST LESS THAN 80 TIMES A DAY
VI . THOU SHALL NOT EVEN CONSIVE THE POSIBILITY OF WORK
VII . THOU SHALL OWN EVERY PRINCE CD U CAN FIND (PURPLE MEDLEY OPTIONAL)
VIII . THOU SHALL DRINK YOURSELF TO SLEEP EVERY OTHER DAY
IX . THOU SHALL KNOW ALL THE WORDS TO BABY GOT BACK
x . THOU SHALL E-MAIL PICTURES OF YOUR ASS TO ME (PROVIDING YOUR A FIT BIRD)

Popcorn, Popcorn. The 11th commandment

Amen my brother! Preach on!