Meat Pipe

ding-a-ling...cues up chuck berry song:

When I was a little bitty boy
My grandmother bought me a cute little toy.
Silver bells hanging on a string,
She told me it was my ding a ling a ling.

Oh, my ding a ling, my ding a ling,
I want you to play with my ding a ling.
My ding a ling, my ding a ling,
I want you to play with my ding a ling.

And then mama took me took me to grammar school,
But I stopped off in the vestibue.
Every time that bell would ring,
Catch me playing with my ding a ling a ling.

Oh, my ding a ling, my ding a ling,
I want you to play with my ding a ling.
My ding a ling, my ding a ling,
I want you to play with my ding a ling.

Once I was climbing the garden wall.
I slipped and had a terrible fall.
I fell so hard I heard bells ring,
But held on to my ding a ling.

Oh, my ding a ling, my ding a ling,
I want you to play with my ding a ling.
My ding a ling, my ding a ling,
I want you to play with my ding a ling.

Once I was swimming across turtle creek,
Man, them snappers all around my feet.
Sure was hard swimming across that thing
With both hands holding my ding a ling.

Oh, my ding a ling, my ding a ling,
I want you to play with my ding a ling.
My ding a ling, my ding a ling,
I want you to play with my ding a ling.

This here so song, it ain't so sad.
The cutest little song you ever had.
Those of you who will not sing,
You must be playing with your own ding a ling.

Oh, my ding a ling, my ding a ling,
I want you to play with my ding a ling.
My ding a ling, my ding a ling,
I want you to play with my ding a ling.

Your ding a ling, your ding a ling,
We saw you playing with your ding a ling.
My ding a ling, everybody sing,
I want to play with my ding,
Everybody, my ding a ling,
Oh my ding a ling,
I want to play with my ding a ling.


"sing it....i know you're nasty" edit
[This message was edited Thu Jun 5 18:12:33 PDT 2003 by Handclapsfingasnapz]

a 'hoo-hoo'

Remember this from Four Rooms?

ANGELA

It's hard to stop talking about something so huge. I could

go on and on about his cock, bone, nob, bishop, wang,

thang, hotrod. Hump mobile, Oscar, dong, dagger, banana,

cucumber, salami. Sausage, kielbasa, schlong, dink, tool,

Big Ben, Mister Happy, prick, disk, pecker, peter, pee-pee,

wee-wee, weiner, pisser, pistol, joint, hose, horn, middle-

leg, third-leg, meat, stick, joystick, dipstick.



Angela is on a roll. She fires the words at Sigfried, hitting him pointblank. He staggers. He pleads with her to stop, covering his ears. Ted watches the man crumble.




ANGELA

(continuing)

Junior, the little head, little guy, Rumple Foreskin, Tootsie

Roll. Snake, one-eyed monster, one-eyed wonder, shaft,

sword, meat whistle, skin flute, love muscle, Roto-Rooter,

instrument, banger, rammer, ramrod, cherrypicker, log,

pole.

Pepperoni Stick

Soldier.

teelee

Soul pole

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