Doctor's Funeral
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>One of the city's top cardiac specialists died. At his funeral, his
>coffin was placed in front of a huge replica of a heart made of red roses.
>When
>the pastor finished the sermon, and everyone said their good-byes, the
>large
>heart opened up, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed again.
>
>It was a majestic tribute to the much-loved cardiologist.
>
>Suddenly, one of the mourners burst into a fit of laughter. Irritated by
>his insensitivity, the man sitting next to him asked, "Why are you
>laughing,
>Mister?"
>
>"I was just thinking about my own funeral," the man replied. "I'm a
>gynecologist."
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>
>

when im dead...im dead.
people will hopefully celebrate my life, not mourn their loss of me...i dont think i want a funeral

mcyesse said:

Remember that part in Patch Adams when they have the gynecology convention? "It may be slippery, watch your step!"



Funerals are way expensive. My family went into so much debt when my grandmother died.

I'm never going to die.

VinaBlue said:

ya that shit was funny. im just saying for me that is how i would love to go, the same way i came in this world

I will be plastinated.

CarrieLee said:

(L) u thats the way to look at it

CarrieLee said:

Yes u will, Peter Pan.

There, there.

I want to be cryogenically (sp?) frozen and thawed out later for future generations to gawk at. I think it will be good for my ego.

sen2pen said:

No I'm not! I'm going to freeze myself if I get sick and wait for a cure.