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Married in less than two months... It's only the actual ceremony, the "public speaking" part of it, that gets me nervous right now... "Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
-Eugene Tackleberry | |
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It's down to the wire... there is still time to flee...
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IceNine said: It's down to the wire... there is still time to flee...
:O No fleeing, but I may piss my trousers... "Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
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KingSausage said: IceNine said: It's down to the wire... there is still time to flee...
:O No fleeing, but I may piss my trousers... There is still time to buy Depends® brand undergarments then.  SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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geez, this year's goin by fast!!! almost forgot u were gonna get married right around now, ks...  and if you're gonna piss your trousers, have a pair of depends® undergarments handy...
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Are you still fucking each other? (assuming that you two have in fact fucked each other)
My friends got married and stopped having sex during the engagement. I thought it quite strange. ==========================
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IceNine said: There is still time to buy Depends® brand undergarments then.
jinx!!!  | |
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Just have a few drinks before the ceremony then drink a bunch of water for an hour or so so that you can start back in again at the reception!!! It will be over in a flash and it will all be worth it to be with your sweetie forever!
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Get a prenup or you sign your own letter of DOOM!
Good Luck! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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KingSausage said: It's only the actual ceremony, the "public speaking" part of it, that gets me nervous right now...
Congrats KS! I think I said this b4. I thought U already had the "big" day though. My wrong. I will, myself, b celebrating a "divorce" in 2 weeks! Good Luck 2 U again! Maybe b4 u get married, U can give us a "few" fake track threads 2 liven things up around here? ( with 2 the 9's etc. I guess khlk is back too. ) After the "ceremony, the Mrs. may not allow U on the org. May the BELLS ring 4 U even when ur not in love.   | |
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Congrats KS. I cannot wait to get married. How long did your engagement last in total? It seems like ours will be a year off.  ___________________________________________
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KingSausage said: It's only the actual ceremony, the "public speaking" part of it, that gets me nervous right now...
Is Prince.org invited to the party afterwards? We won't cause any trouble, we promise (right guys?) 
Congrats KS... I've been to dozens of weddings in the past 2 years, basically all of my friends are now married off, quite mad! Big weddings are really hard work, especially for the couple and the best man... endless photos, speeches, talking to people etc. But, it's only one day, you'll get through it | |
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Hang in there KingSauage. Things will be fine. As long as you know you're marrying for the right reasons and you are in love, then things should be good. Marriage can be a great thing. Someone above asked if you were still fucking. That is such a terrible stereotype. I've been married for 15 years and it's still great and we're still in love, but I knew when I married him that he was the right person for me and he was the one I wanted. If this is how you feel, then go for it and be happy. | |
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congrats!  | |
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How are things going with your mom? | |
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Congrats KS, still doing it in New Orleans? | |
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KingSausage said: It's only the actual ceremony, the "public speaking" part of it, that gets me nervous right now...
Congrats anyway and i pray you'll live happy with your family!!! "Goodness will guide us when love is inside of us... The Force will be with you, always" | |
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Awww don't be nervous! You picked the perfect girl next to me...you'll be fine!
I loved your invitations by the way | |
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Boob said: Are you still fucking each other? (assuming that you two have in fact fucked each other)
My friends got married and stopped having sex during the engagement. I thought it quite strange. Of course. Stopping would be insane! "Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
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CarrieLee said: Awww don't be nervous! You picked the perfect girl next to me...you'll be fine!
I loved your invitations by the way Thanks! We worked hard on the design...her dad helped us out a lot... "Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
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Boob said: Are you still fucking each other? (assuming that you two have in fact fucked each other)
My friends got married and stopped having sex during the engagement. I thought it quite strange. IT PROBABLY TO SAVE UP FOR HONEYMOON THEN BOOM! P o o |/, P o o |\ | |
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IceNine said: It's down to the wire... there is still time to flee...
:O It is...too late...for me... Congrats, KS...relax. It's not like they're gonna stand you up against a wall and shoot you. Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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teller said: IceNine said: It's down to the wire... there is still time to flee...
:O It is...too late...for me... Congrats, KS...relax. It's not like they're gonna stand you up against a wall and shoot you. IT TRUE THEY HANG YOU INSTEAD P o o |/, P o o |\ | |
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teller said: IceNine said: It's down to the wire... there is still time to flee...
:O It is...too late...for me... Congrats, KS...relax. It's not like they're gonna stand you up against a wall and shoot you. Nothing's a given... "Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
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sen2pen said: Congrats KS.
I cannot wait to get married. How long did your engagement last in total? It seems like ours will be a year off. It was 13 months. "Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
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applekisses said: How are things going with your mom?
They're more or less the same. Things are excellent with 2the9s's mom, however. Damn she's good! "Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
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POOK said: teller said: IceNine said: It's down to the wire... there is still time to flee...
:O It is...too late...for me... Congrats, KS...relax. It's not like they're gonna stand you up against a wall and shoot you. IT TRUE THEY HANG YOU INSTEAD  RIP Prince: thank U 4 a funky Time... |
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Slave2daGroove said: Congrats KS, still doing it in New Orleans?
Not yet...but I'm sure we'll be doing it there come July...  "Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
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ian said: Is Prince.org invited to the party afterwards? We won't cause any trouble, we promise (right guys?)
Speak for yourself!      | |
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Definately the best way to calm your nerves is to have a few quite drinks with your mates before hand.
Believe me, with the adrenilin flowing through your veins you will not feel the slightest bit drunk. Just try to relax and enjoy yourself. The pain actually comes later in marriage. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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