...quit your fucking moaning and liven it up yourself!
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[This message was lovingly crafted on Wed Jun 4 4:46:07 PDT 2003 by Cloudbuster]

Cloudbuster said:

Good idea! Cloudbuster, stick a firework up your ass and light the fucker.

That November night, looking up into the sky,
You said,

'Hey, wish that was me up there--
It's the biggest rocket I could find,
And it's holding the night in its arms
If only for a moment.
I can't see the look in its eyes,
But I'm sure it must be laughing.'

But it seemed to me the saddest thing I'd ever seen,
And I thought you were crazy, wishing such a thing.

I saw only a stick on fire,
Alone on its journey
Home to the quickening ground,
With no one there to catch it.

I put on my pointed hat
And my black and silver suit,
And I check my gunpowder pack
And I strap the stick on my back.
And, dressed as a rocket on Waterloo Bridge--
Nobody seems to see me.
Then, with the fuse in my hand,
And now shooting into the night
And still as a rocket,
I land in the river.

Was it me said you were crazy?
I put on my cloudiest suit,
Size 5 lightning boots, too.

'Cause I am a rocket
On fire.
Look at me go, with my tail on fire,
With my tail on fire,
On fire.
Hey, look at me go, look at me...

This is me slapping Haystack's ass

Cloudbuster said:

fucking whiners!

...and since I've had the new penis grafted onto my forehead, I've never looked back.

ian said:

HEY! WHO YOU TALKING TO?"

Specify.

My sentiments exactly!

If you want the Org to be more interesting, make it more interesting you fucking whiners!

That's them alright! I'd recognise them anywhere officer.

I'd know Haystack's rear orifice at a glance. It never properly shuts.

Dear Orgers,
By the time you read this post I'll be dead. It's nobody's fault, but I just can't go on like this any longer, with a face that constantly looks like a bulldog sucking a wasp

Cloudbuster said:

Hanging yourself is supposed to be quite effective. Don't do anything that might not work.

You wanna blow me first?

Cloudbuster said:

Yeah, and just as you cum, I'll bite.

Haystack said:

Cock

Cloudbuster said:

mcmeekle said:

Arse

I have a sore behind my foreskin and it smells putrid. But if I touch it I actually get quite a pleasant sensation from it! Do you think this is odd?

ian said:

Some fucking whiners, recently