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Thread started 05/31/03 12:51pm

Slippers	Who is Ben? Who is who here?
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Reply #1 posted 05/31/03 1:03pm

mcmeekle	I'm Ben, and so is my Wife!
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HerRoyalBadnes s	Slippers said: Who is who here? I keep asking the same thing... Keep asking, maybe someone will be nice enough to answer!
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Reply #3 posted 05/31/03 1:06pm

Slippers	What is a Pook?
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Reply #4 posted 05/31/03 1:23pm

lillith

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Slippers said:

What is a Pook?

a Pook is an odd little monkey. he's harmless. you'll get used to him and soon will wonder...
'what ever was my life like before Pook. lonely. empty. now i am fulfilled.'

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you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel horny

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

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Reply #5 posted 05/31/03 1:35pm

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Ben is all of us. He doesn't exist, per se, but is, rather, a sentient amalgamation of all of our subconsciousnesses. Below the surface, all of our thoughts and ideas comingle with one another, to create a "being" that leads us, takes care of us, reprimands us, etc.

It's really kind of ironic when you think about it. We, collectively, look for the One Who Will Guide Us, but he really only comes from within us all.

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Reply #6 posted 05/31/03 1:37pm

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I'm Ben, Matt, Ian and LaVisHh all in one biggrin

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Reply #7 posted 05/31/03 1:41pm

REDFEATHERS	ben is like god, he is all around us and we all love him here
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REDFEATHERS	MissCute said: I'm Ben, Matt, Ian and LaVisHh all in one You wish!
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Reply #9 posted 05/31/03 1:42pm

minneapolisgen
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AaronSuperior said:

Like Big Brother?

"I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven

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Reply #10 posted 05/31/03 1:44pm

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minneapolisgenius said:

AaronSuperior said:

Like Big Brother?

if that's how your subconscious chooses to manifest itself, well okay... rolleyes

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Reply #11 posted 05/31/03 1:57pm

Slippers

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The Wizard of Org?

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Reply #12 posted 05/31/03 2:00pm

Slippers	REDFEATHERS said: ben is like god, he is all around us and we all love him here You are Dorothy?
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Reply #13 posted 05/31/03 2:00pm

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Slippers said:

AaronSuperior said:

The Wizard of Org?

Nope kinda more like the "WIZ" of org... but u were close lol

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Reply #14 posted 05/31/03 3:09pm

chickengrease	Since no one will be kind enough to tell you I will. Ben is this rat that used to live in Michael Jackson's house as a kid. According to a reliable source, he was Jackson's only childhood friend until Joseph got some D-Con.
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Reply #15 posted 05/31/03 3:10pm

REDFEATHERS	Slippers said: REDFEATHERS said: ben is like god, he is all around us and we all love him here You are Dorothy? I have her shoes
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Reply #16 posted 05/31/03 3:12pm

Handclapsfinga snapz	chickengrease said: Since no one will be kind enough to tell you I will. Ben is this rat that used to live in Michael Jackson's house as a kid. According to a reliable source, he was Jackson's only childhood friend until Joseph got some D-Con.
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Reply #17 posted 05/31/03 3:31pm

bananacologne	your new Avatar is SOOO cool Aaron!
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Reply #18 posted 05/31/03 5:44pm

Aerogram

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Ben is the enigmatic owner of the Org.

At the beginning, the Org was like a beautiful baby, but web sites grow fast and the baby turned into a moody teenager. That is when Ben started exhibiting symptoms of HowardHughesitis, becoming ever more withdrawn and reclusive as his Org empire grew by leaps and bounds. Secretly, he had begun to resent what the Org, which he called "the enslaving machine". He began designing a plan that would free him from the monster.

Ben knew he had to keep the machine running if he wanted to escape. His first step was to lure naive individuals into taking the controls of the Bbeast by offering them a moderator job. His task accomplished, he quickly announced that he was moving to Spain for a new job. This was the pretext he needed to leave almost all responsibilities to the moderators, thereby escaping the monster he had created.

Ben was last seen carrying groceries in a L.A. suburb.*

* From the same intelligence sources that gathered "irrefutable" proof of Iraqi WMDs.
[This message was edited Sat May 31 17:45:48 PDT 2003 by Aerogram]

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Reply #19 posted 05/31/03 5:44pm

Tom

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