I don't know shit about computers but I'd like to make this my new hobbie! Any hackers out there want to teach me?

Ok it's 2:20 am and I'm bored some one talk 2 me.

sinner!

I don't know! I know it involves the computer somehow.

Just be a script kiddie...everybody LOVES them

althom said:

Duh!

Nikster said:

hey i'm bored! what do ya want!

and don't roll ur eyes at me...

here hold this

www
dot
hacker
dot
com
?

Sweeny79 said:

Nikster said:

it has something to do with your throat muscle, you have to make a kind of coughing sound like caaauuuwwwgh and push all the phlegm unto your tounge, do this on a regular basis and you'll be a hacker...next lesson how to do a farmer

gooeythehamster said:

Tried it this is what I got:

richb8 said:

Not that kind of hacker you

Sweeny79 said:

Don't make me moderate you

Sweeny79 said:

Sigh
maybe
yer
supposed
to
hack
it
baby

Nikster said:

gooeythehamster said:

Yeah I guess

One must know how to hack.
One must also have hacked before...
One must currently be referred to as a 'hackee'
One then becomes a 'hacker'.

Hope that clears it up for you.

June7 said:

Nope

Sweeny79 said:

What? I've already had to moderate your boyfriend

Nikster said:

Why what did he do?

Sweeny79 said:

Damn. That seemed pretty clear to me.

Sweeny79 said:

He was a BAD little

I used to date a hacker for a while. It was one of the most
interesting relationships I've ever had. Dude had knowledge
at his fingertips from all over the globe.

Fcuz, it was a bit alarming to realise that the squadteam
might lift you off your bed at night.

I should have payed more attention to exactly what it was
he was doing cuz I sure would like to gain access to some
of that data again. Just for fun, not to seriously fuck
with someone [evil cackle commences].

IstenSzek said:

I'm glad you understand me! I really do want 2 be a hacker. I need a teacher.

ATTENTION ANY HACKERS OUT THERE ORGNOTE ME IF YOU CAN GIVE ME ANY INFO!
[This message was edited Tue Jun 3 0:17:03 PDT 2003 by Sweeny79]

IstenSzek said:

That was number 342?

gooeythehamster said:

miaaauw


at least I don't go about snogging the face of straight
guys in straight bars.

IstenSzek said:

LoL
It's a hobby.

gooeythehamster said:

Well it sure beats the crap out of punniken !



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[This message was edited Tue Jun 3 0:34:01 PDT 2003 by IstenSzek]

IstenSzek said:

Or Lesbies Kantklossen

gooeythehamster said:

I think I would rather lick Mireille Bekooy's bottom all day long.