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Thread started 06/02/03 1:05pm

Haystack

The shortest thread ever.

How many of you enjoy receiving a really good fisting?

How many of you have murdered members of your own family?

Have you ever performed an operation on yourself? Tell us about it.

When was the last time that you pissed on someone's grave?

What's it like to be a racist? Explain what made you become one.

How long does it take for a kitten to drown? How did you find out?

How many dead bodies have you had sex with?

If anybody's got any more questions that they'd like to ask that are guaranteed not to get any serious answers, then post them here.
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Reply #1 posted 06/02/03 1:10pm

Cloudbuster

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Haystack said:

How many of you enjoy receiving a really good fisting? Love it!

How many of you have murdered members of your own family?Won't say.

Have you ever performed an operation on yourself? Tell us about it. I'm still working on it.

When was the last time that you pissed on someone's grave?Right now.

What's it like to be a racist? Explain what made you become one. It rocks! I just hate all non-whites.

How long does it take for a kitten to drown? How did you find out? It varies, depending on how much fun I'm having.

How many dead bodies have you had sex with? I've lost count.

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Reply #2 posted 06/02/03 1:11pm

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Haystack said:

How many of you enjoy receiving a really good fisting? 3

How many of you have murdered members of your own family? 12

Have you ever performed an operation on yourself? Tell us about it. I had a splinter once, took it out by myself

When was the last time that you pissed on someone's grave? last time I was drunk in a graveyard

What's it like to be a racist? Explain what made you become one. The only race that I hate is racists

How long does it take for a kitten to drown? How did you find out? depends on the size. but don't try it at home, they have sharp claws

How many dead bodies have you had sex with? same answer as for question no. 1

If anybody's got any more questions that they'd like to ask that are guaranteed not to get any serious answers, then post them here.

[This message was edited Mon Jun 2 13:11:36 PDT 2003 by MissCute]
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Reply #3 posted 06/02/03 1:11pm

CAMILLE4U

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How many of you enjoy receiving a really good fisting?
Not me, however I enjoy giving 1 stright in a tight virgins ass

How many of you have murdered members of your own family?
None yet. I'm aiming for 2 or 3

Have you ever performed an operation on yourself? Tell us about it.
I pierced my own ear with a spoon. Does that count?

When was the last time that you pissed on someone's grave?
I ain't never done that! But I will once I've killed a few members of my familly

What's it like to be a racist? Explain what made you become one.
N/A

How long does it take for a kitten to drown? How did you find out?
4 minutes. (3 if you drop them into the ocean tied to a brick, the preasure speeds up the process)

How many dead bodies have you had sex with?
1. Well my EX was alive but she was rigid and stank like a corps.

If anybody's got any more questions that they'd like to ask that are guaranteed not to get any serious answers, then post them here.
How many times have you jacked off in the last 2 hours? (I have 7 times, it would of been 2 but I watched Corination st)
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Reply #4 posted 06/02/03 1:39pm

msserendipity

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you guys are just...oh i don't know...just.,...wrong
headbang
How, i'm gonna make that booty boom...step back, give a girl some room....OH booty!
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Reply #5 posted 06/02/03 3:26pm

Therapy

How many of you have played with your own poo?

Has anyone eaten their own earwax?

Who in here is a curb crawler?

How many of us have shagged a prossie?
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Reply #6 posted 06/02/03 3:28pm

CAMILLE4U

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Therapy said:

How many of you have played with your own poo?
Me. I once filmed myself taking a shit

Has anyone eaten their own earwax?
Never, I eat other peoples.

Who in here is a curb crawler?
Only when pissed

How many of us have shagged a prossie?
Never, they shag me
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Reply #7 posted 06/02/03 3:46pm

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Haystack said:

How many of you enjoy receiving a really good fisting? I just like giving them but i'm pretty good at it ask boob

How many of you have murdered members of your own family?do pets count?

Have you ever performed an operation on yourself? Tell us about it. i'm constantly removing knives from my back

When was the last time that you pissed on someone's grave?
yesterday!!
What's it like to be a racist? It's a really stressful lifestyle,there's always people around me i don't like Explain what made you become one. Reading that Prince's lyrics about the moors

How long does it take for a kitten to drown? don't know the actual time length but about the same amount of time it takes to do a load of laundry. How did you find out? Put new born kittens in the washing machine

How many dead bodies have you had sex with?Being a necrophiliac many!! After the bars i head to the graveyard, it's so easy to get laid there.

If anybody's got any more questions that they'd like to ask that are guaranteed not to get any serious answers, then post them here.


So how long have you been addicted to meth?
[This message was edited Mon Jun 2 15:48:31 PDT 2003 by sinisterpentatonic]
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Reply #8 posted 06/02/03 6:43pm

CherrieMoonKis
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How long have you been a member of animal porn websites?
peace & wildsign
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