What was it and how old were you? Do you still steal now?

Never have, never will. I'm clean.

The first day I went on a stealing spree I was caught. I was 13.

I stole chocolate, marker pens, lipsticks. I then spent a good few hours at a Police station. And was collected by a Mother who shamed me for hours.

The whole event was not worth the initial buzz. And I've only stolen a Mars Bar since, that was when I was 18. I'm now 30 and I still live with the shame.

Only hearts...

Never

I remember when I was 7 and I was out shopping with my mum when she stoped to look at a necklace. She didn't buy it..but I thought mum wanted it, so I put it in my pocket and kept it there until we went out to the car. I then said "Here you go mum...surprise!".
Boy was she in a state.
She marched me back to the store and made me hand it back with an apoligy.

Hmmm ...interesting topic!!

We were in the states a couple of weeks ago!!

Somehow these lights for the car (they were like $2.99us) ended up in our bag!!

Have no idea how it happened ?? How about you DJEmale ?? Do you have any clue ??


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I usually steal the charity collection tins from the counter-tops.

i think stealing is listed as one of the 64 arts in the kamasutra

mcmeekle said:

XxAxX said:

Shagging and shoplifting at the same time? That's what I call thrill-seeking.

REDFEATHERS said:

Is a thief also considered a liar? By the way I've never stolen anything..

pejman said:

mcmeekle said:

i think the 64 arts are a prescription for a rell-wounded person, to make them more capable of learning the ultimate art of sex ?

I stole a gluestick once, because it was way too expensive and I was pissed off that a damn stick of glue should cost three dollars. So I just stole the damn thing. That's the only time I've ever stolen from the store.

Whenever i go to the grocery store i put two gallons of water underneath my cart and after ringing up my groceries place my bags in the same cart push the cart out to my car and i have two free gallons of water...noone should have to pay for water Haven't been caught yet and if i do this is me oh i forgot about that...silly me

I steal belts from the store all the time. I started doing it back when I was 17. I was trying on belts at JC Penney's and thought to myself that I could easily walk out of here wearing this and noone would notice. So, feeling youthfull and oblivious to punishment, I did it. Periodically since then I do it from time to time just to amuse myself.

When I was younger, I didn't understand the concept of paying for things, and I used to just carry small things out of the store with me when I went shopping with my mom. One time she saw me holding a bar of Coast soap that I picked up (because I LOVE the smell of it) and she made me walk back into the store and return it. I was crying my eyes out because I didn't realize what I did was wrong.

I do believe a little bit of deviance is good for the soul tho.

just some baseball and basketball cards from target when i was little...eheh and target never found out ...stupid target!

When I was little I thought the candy by the cash register at the grocery store was free...my poor mom

A chicken nugget from a cafeteria becuz I was hungry and I was caught!

JDINTERACTIVE said:

they busted you for that!? thats kinda cruel lol

Christopher said:

It wasnt 2 harsh, I just got a slap on the wrist and a , I was embarrased though

I've been known to steal small portions of Europe.

Not a lot of people have noticed it yet.

But there is a cartographer somewhere going:

IstenSzek said:

You should SO be a writer of children books.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

i can imagine !

:chickennugget:

REDFEATHERS said:

Kerrr chinggg!!

Christopher said:

gooeythehamster said:

Ok, I tried, but I don't think the parents would like it:


"The Boy Who Did Not Wash His Penis" by Istenszek


He stood calm and collected
As the coach inspected
His jockstrap and detected
...:O...
his hygiene, he had neglected
-As the coach had expected

So he called the storch, who pecked it
From his tummy, where he’d jacked it
all those nights in bed, and smacked it.

Now he stood there, with no pecker
"Always wash it afterwards, you jacker!"
said the coach and laughed
As he asked Gooey for an autograph
Cause Gooey was just passing by
In his limousine
And ho now, what had caught his eye
But this 'after school special' scene

That man doth hath no peckerwoo
So how’s he gonna use the loo?
Asked Gooey as he threw his head back
And a very eerie laughter rose
from his stomach to this neck

The little boy thus stood and froze
-A statue with no glockenspiel
So what now, children have you learned?
Always wash your pricks! For real!

IstenSzek said: