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Mysteries O' The World Yeah, another cute and/or funny email sent to me... and I thought "Hey, my .org family will appreciate this!!!" Of course, I could be wrong. 
--- 1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" 2. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat? 3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? 4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? 5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? 6. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? 7. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? 8. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? 9. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! 10. Why are Trix only for kids? 11. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? 12. Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'? 13. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests...testicles? 14. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? 15. If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong? 16. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure? 17. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? 18. Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse? 19. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? 20. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? 21. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? 22. And... just an afterthought... when you read #19, why did you run through both songs real quick to make sure? |
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moderatorJune7 said: Yeah, another cute and/or funny email sent to me... and I thought "Hey, my .org family will appreciate this!!!" Of course, I could be wrong.
--- 1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" 2. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat? 3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? 4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? 5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? 6. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? 7. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? 8. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? 9. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! 10. Why are Trix only for kids? 11. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? 12. Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'? 13. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests...testicles? 14. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? 15. If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong? 16. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure? 17. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? 18. Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse? 19. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? 20. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? 21. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? 22. And... just an afterthought... when you read #19, why did you run through both songs real quick to make sure? YOU WRONG BUT ORG LOVE YOU JUST THE SAME! P o o |/, P o o |\ | |
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IF ELECTRICITY COME FROM ELECTRON DO ORGANS COME FROM ORG? AND WHOSE ORGAN ARE THEY? SOMEBODY EXPLAIN THIS TO POOK! P o o |/, P o o |\ | |
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June7 said: 1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" I ALWAYS wonder about that. I also always wonder how people figured sex out back in the "cave man" days. Just instinct I guess, but when did they realize that it was fun? "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: June7 said: 1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" I ALWAYS wonder about that. I also always wonder how people figured sex out back in the "cave man" days. Just instinct I guess, but when did they realize that it was fun? YEAH WHAT IF IT TOOK A FEW SABRE TOOTH TIGER TO GET IT RIGHT P o o |/, P o o |\ | |
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POOK said: minneapolisgenius said: June7 said: 1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" I ALWAYS wonder about that. I also always wonder how people figured sex out back in the "cave man" days. Just instinct I guess, but when did they realize that it was fun? YEAH WHAT IF IT TOOK A FEW SABRE TOOTH TIGER TO GET IT RIGHT  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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What is baby oil made from?  |
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Why are my threads without needles???
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June7 said: Why are my threads without needles???
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zero stars and zero :Evillol: 's !!! | |
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23. Why does June7 have so many threads but nothing to say?
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althom said: 23. Why does June7 have so many threads but nothing to say?
That is a good question!!!  |
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LOOOL. Cute thread.  ___________________________________________
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That was cute  | |
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