So since there are sexthreads abundant popping up like
wildgrowth over here I thought I might add my own.

It's a bit of a twist on the old "what's the most crazy
place you ever had sex"-topic.

See, I'd like to know what's the most freaky place you
ever put your hands in the place where your feet connect

And have you ever been busted, holding your own??

Ummm...what?

Oh, I do it on the bus all of the time.
And when I am walking.
Men just love touching themselves, don't they.

I have these pants, baggy pants, which give me lotsa space. Thing is, when it moves, it connects. When it connects, you get aware.
And when you are aware, you know what happens, esp just after I did the bikiniline, then everything gets so sensitive, you just have to touch yerself.

IstenSzek said:

Only when I wanted to be caught.
Et toi?

gooeythehamster said:

That better not involve another shoppingcart...

This one time at band camp...

I did it once on a plane, I thought nobody could tell, but the man sat next to me changed seats!

REDFEATHERS said:

:Lol:

Uhm, let me see. I've done it in public libraries, in a full
classroom. on a bus, on a train, at a garden party, whilst
sitting on the back of someone's bike, and yes, I even did
it in a hotel lobby once [but not with a magazine].

Nowadays I don't really do it anymore. It somehow lost it's
appeal. I think I stopped about 1997. I had this friend in
school back then and we would always joke about how damn
frigid we were. People dubbed us "the popsicle twins" cuz
we were so damn cold.

We were at this orgy once and all we did was scour the
place for food. We just went and sat in the garden and
once in a while we'd go back inside, jostle through the
naked crowd in search of booze and go back outside.

That's when we realised we probably lost our libido. I've
regained some of it since, but I just can't be bothered
with groping myself anymore. It's very mindnumbing.


[This message was edited Fri May 30 6:07:45 PDT 2003 by IstenSzek]

MissCute said:

LMAO! I just spat on my screen!

REDFEATHERS said:

I bet he still tells that story at dinnerparties

IstenSzek said:

I think I got into it a bit much!





Damn people who pretend they are sleeping!

REDFEATHERS said:

Can you remember what movie they were playing??

IstenSzek said:

No, it had nothing to do with a movie...maybe an Orger

Jeez. I am SO blankety blank today.

Thought you meant just touching yourself; like "adjusting yerself".

But you meant outright masturbation.

Then the list becomes longer. All the toilets at work. Parks, Trains. Busses.

And with me it comes and goes. Long boring periods, followed by intense periods of sex everywhere. It is one of the greatest things about being gay; having so many possibilities of having casual sex whenever you want it.

REDFEATHERS said:

I just knew people would abuse my selfpic avatar!!

Oh! I once got caught by a bouncer at the Roxy toilet. Forgotten to close the door.

But he joined me, so that was awright. Roxy was fun that way.

That one time behind the curtain prob does not count, as it involved other people, right?

gooeythehamster said:

Soon as it becomes a group kinda situation
it isn't really any longer masturbation...

Hey, I'm a poet and I don't know...it



Bless him.

IstenSzek said:

Who?

I am really slow today.

...
[This message was edited Fri May 30 7:14:40 PDT 2003 by IstenSzek]

gooeythehamster said:

Hey, I'm a poet and I don't know...it


That's a quote from the lovely Linda LaHughes.

As is "Bless Him", which is sort of a catchphrase of hers

Doing it in the same room as my mother in law, was rather freaky !

I've been busted once after a night out, having sex with one of my JP's in a doorway !! We were so drunk, we told the policemen we were just painting it... He was so stunned he didn't even arest us !!

Been busted for peeing in the canal once, that was fun to !!

gooeythehamster said:

My memory just goes...there are too many moments that I forget, and when I remember, I am thinking oooh hell, damn, I did really do that...sheeit!

Ever
Did
A
Circle
Jerk?

Uhm, let's see. There was rugby training. Did it once with seven other guys.

Another time during bootcamp. Them straight boys really know how to get what they want. Again the showers, like at rugby training. Showers are a big turn on for me.

One time in the park with three just barely legal guys. I was 27... Alcohol can make you do silly things.

Fhunkin said:

You masturbate infront of your Mother-in-law?


Great way to get on with the in laws I expect!

gooeythehamster said:

So uhm, like when will you be back in holland again?

I used to in class at school, I sat right at the back, so nobody saw, but I never got caught!

Fhunkin said:

Oh common. You got busted?

I always talk myself out of that one!

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[This message was edited Fri May 30 7:17:13 PDT 2003 by IstenSzek]

REDFEATHERS said:

You are a girl, right? It is WAY easier for girls not to get caught.