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What Your Drink Says About You Someone sent me this... I thought it was cute... so here it is:
--- Bartenders Psychology: Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: Drink: Beer Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy. Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her.. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.. Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel) Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends. Drink: White Zinfandel Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue. Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target. Drink: Shots Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked. Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad! Drink: Tequila No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there. THEN, there is the MALE addendum --- The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut: Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid. Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid. Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid. Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid. Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress. White Zinfandel: He's gay --- |
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Where would margaritas fall in that.. Mixed drinks or just tequila?? | |
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silkyspread said: Where would margaritas fall in that.. Mixed drinks or just tequila??
Blended |
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I used to be a wine type, now I am mixed drink type.
I drink wine mostly at home though. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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June7 said: silkyspread said: Where would margaritas fall in that.. Mixed drinks or just tequila??
Blended No i like mine on the rocks with salt.. Not frozen.. then yes those i can see as blended drinks | |
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silkyspread said: June7 said: silkyspread said: Where would margaritas fall in that.. Mixed drinks or just tequila??
Blended No i like mine on the rocks with salt.. Not frozen.. then yes those i can see as blended drinks Hmmm, then I guess it'd be mixed. |
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A wine cooler girl right here and what it says about my personality is pretty true, I like to giggle alot. :LOL: | |
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I rock out with a Diet Pepsi. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
A Lethal Dose of American Hatred | |
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IceNine said: I rock out with a Diet Pepsi.
Do you like it on the rocks? :LOL: | |
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Diet Pepsi too!
What does that say about my personality? So...how's everybody doing? | |
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only on new years eve. what does hennesey fall under? | |
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Sprite? | |
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I don't see methylated spirit anywhere on your list.
. [This message was edited Tue May 20 12:19:34 PDT 2003 by xenon] Some people are like Slinkies...
They're good for nothing but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs. | |
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Then I'm done!
I always drink tequila with lemmon. Peace. J.- Love can save us all...... | |
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June7 said: Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
Hey, I like the taste. White Zinfandel: He's gay Only had it once. Please note: effective March 21, 2010, I've stepped down from my prince.org Moderator position. |
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I ilke beer and wine mixed in a blender.
What's so wrong with that? When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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juliana319 said: Then I'm done!
I always drink tequila with lemmon. Peace. J.- easy huh? | |
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Moderator | Rum and coke! In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Well since I drink the following
Beer Jagger shots and absolute with cranberry juice I guess that would make me the girl who is down to earth yes more refined and high maintenance who likes to hang with boy pals and be naked. Yet I know exactly what I want...I may be an easy hit in the joint, but you will not have to approach me, I will beat your ass in a game of pool or darts anyday, and if I am interested I will send a drink your way ( ). However do not make me mad. Yup that about sums it up | |
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MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: Well since I drink the following
Beer Jagger shots and absolute with cranberry juice I guess that would make me the girl who is down to earth yes more refined and high maintenance who likes to hang with boy pals and be naked. Yet I know exactly what I want...I may be an easy hit in the joint, but you will not have to approach me, I will beat your ass in a game of pool or darts anyday, and if I am interested I will send a drink your way ( ). However do not make me mad. Yup that about sums it up | |
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matt said: June7 said: Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
Hey, I like the taste. White Zinfandel: He's gay Only had it once. HAD WHICH ONCE? P o o |/, P o o |\ | |
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POOK said: matt said: June7 said:
White Zinfandel: He's gay Only had it once. HAD WHICH ONCE? White Zinfandel. Please note: effective March 21, 2010, I've stepped down from my prince.org Moderator position. |
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matt said: POOK said: matt said: June7 said:
White Zinfandel: He's gay Only had it once. HAD WHICH ONCE? White Zinfandel. OH! P o o |/, P o o |\ | |
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