this is 4 whomever likes to watch
u just hired a stipper to entertain u and some friends, or just you... if you'd rather be alone with him /her
so what particular songs would you want the stripper to shake it to 4 the ultimate hot and sexy strip tease.

Gett Off
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& a quick stripper story...

one time i was in teh city with a mate,his girlfriend & her friend...
& the girls decided 2 take us across the street 2 a strip club.
i bought a raffle ticket 4 a lapdance.
of course i ended up winning it...
so the only hott dancer in the joint come sout & does her thing...
the song she used was b2k "bump bump bump"...
so anytime that song comes on,my friends look at me & just laugh!
but i have fond memories

DEFFINATELY Darlin' Nikki!!

I don't like strippers, they make me feel very uncomfortable.
If someone would strip for me, I'd go limp in a heartbeat.

Celerbration by Kool and the Gang

Puff the Magic Dragon

IceNine said:

How about Smack my bitch up

CAMILLE4U said:

How about "Saturday Night" by the Dwarves?

I met a girl in Phoenix by the railroad tracks
and I left that girl in pieces in an Arizona shack
It's a shame the kind of pain you can inflict
It's sick...
But I know that deep down low you're loving it
That's why I say,
Every night is a Saturday night
Every day is a beautiful day
Every night is a Saturday night to me
To me...

Here are some lyrics to a sexy song. :toungincheek:

Let me tell you about a girl I know,
had a drink about an hour ago.
Sitting in a corner by herself, in a bar in downtown Hell.
She heard a noise and she looked through the door.
And saw a man she'd never seen before.
Light skin, light blue eyes, a double-chin and a plastic smile.
Well, her eyebrow raised as he walked through the door
And took an empty seat next to her at the bar.
"My brand new car is parked right outside. How'd ya like to go for a ride?"
And she said."Wait a minute I have to think."
He said, "That's fine. May I please buy you a drink"
One drink turned into 3 or 4 and they left and got into his car
and they drove away someplace real far.

Now babe the time has come.
How'd ya like to have a little fun?
And she said." If we could only please be on our way, I will not run."

That's when things got out of control.
She didn't want to, he had his way.
She said, "Let's Go"
He said, "No Way!"
Come on babe it's your lucky day.
Shut your mouth, were gonna do it my way.
Come on baby don't be afraid,
if it wasn't for date rape I'd never get laid.

He finished up and he started the car
He turned around and drove back to the bar.
He said."Now baby don't be sad, in my opinion you weren't half-bad."
She picked up a rock.,threw it at the car, hit him in the head, now his got a big scar.
Come on party people won't you listen to me.
Date Rape Stylie.

The next day she went to her drawer, looked up her local attorney at law,
went to the phone and filed the police report and then she took the guy's ass to court.
Well, the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed, " She lies that little slut!"
The judge knew that he was full of shit and he gave him 25 years
And now his heart is filled with tears.

That night in jail it was getting late.
He was butt-raped by a large inmate, and he screamed.
But the guards paid no attention to his cries.

That's when things got out of control.
The moral of the date rape story, it does not pay to be drunk and horny.
But that's the way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind,
even though he now takes it in the behind.

That's the way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind,
even though he now takes it in the behind.

DATE RAPE

She didn't want to TAKE IT!