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I've just stolen JaneyPoos' diary. ___
Here are some of the best entries... Tuesday 13th May Still have crush on Jason from Friday the 13th films. Phwoar, he could murder me anyday. Went into Oxfam to buy a new bra and luckily I found one that fit. A slight stain on the left cup, but that shouldn't matter. Thursday 22nd May Decided once and for all to get rid of my collection of celebrity toenails. Although I might keep Prince William's as they taste great when I suck them. Decided to eat out for dinner and went through the bins outside McDonalds for some tasty morsels. I wasn't disappointed. Sunday 25th May Faked it again. Wednesday 28th May Finished with my boyfriend. I've just been getting fed up with his guide dog sharing our bed all the time. Thursday 29th May Just poured Domestos into the fish-tank. I wonder how long it will be before they perish? Must go on Org later under my pseudonym and annoy people. ___ Has anybody else got any other Orgers' diaries? Perhaps you'd care to share some of the entries with us. | |
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Haystack said: Wednesday 28th May Finished with my boyfriend. I've just been getting fed up with his guide dog sharing our bed all the time. ![]() ![]() ![]() and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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Haystack said: ___
Here are some of the best entries... Tuesday 13th May Still have crush on Jason from Friday the 13th films. Phwoar, he could murder me anyday. Went into Oxfam to buy a new bra and luckily I found one that fit. A slight stain on the left cup, but that shouldn't matter. Thursday 22nd May Decided once and for all to get rid of my collection of celebrity toenails. Although I might keep Prince William's as they taste great when I suck them. Decided to eat out for dinner and went through the bins outside McDonalds for some tasty morsels. I wasn't disappointed. Sunday 25th May Faked it again. Wednesday 28th May Finished with my boyfriend. I've just been getting fed up with his guide dog sharing our bed all the time. Thursday 29th May Just poured Domestos into the fish-tank. I wonder how long it will be before they perish? Must go on Org later under my pseudonym and annoy people. ___ Has anybody else got any other Orgers' diaries? Perhaps you'd care to share some of the entries with us. Haystack u arsehole, how did u find my diary!!! ![]() I sold it to that tramp that steals my thoughts... basta'd u put him up to it didnt u! ![]() JaneyPoos used to be it... then they changed what it was. Now what I am isn't it and what is it is strange and frightening to me...
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JaneyPoos said: Haystack said: ___
Here are some of the best entries... Tuesday 13th May Still have crush on Jason from Friday the 13th films. Phwoar, he could murder me anyday. Went into Oxfam to buy a new bra and luckily I found one that fit. A slight stain on the left cup, but that shouldn't matter. Thursday 22nd May Decided once and for all to get rid of my collection of celebrity toenails. Although I might keep Prince William's as they taste great when I suck them. Decided to eat out for dinner and went through the bins outside McDonalds for some tasty morsels. I wasn't disappointed. Sunday 25th May Faked it again. Wednesday 28th May Finished with my boyfriend. I've just been getting fed up with his guide dog sharing our bed all the time. Thursday 29th May Just poured Domestos into the fish-tank. I wonder how long it will be before they perish? Must go on Org later under my pseudonym and annoy people. ___ Has anybody else got any other Orgers' diaries? Perhaps you'd care to share some of the entries with us. Haystack u arsehole, how did u find my diary!!! ![]() I sold it to that tramp that steals my thoughts... basta'd u put him up to it didnt u! ![]() ![]() ![]() | |
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![]() Haystacks diary. 30the May 2003 Woke up at 4a.m disturbed by dream in which I was being chased by a giant lemon. Couldn't get back to sleep..I went to the fridge and threw all my lemons out. Fell asleep again with the light on. | |
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I found this in the bins... most of it is illegible such poor english atrocious ![]() Haystak woz ere 2003 25th May 2003 I waz cawt by me ma pilfering teabags fram Slagsburys- I waz beaten with a stick coz i iz bad. 26th May 2003 Today I woz eld in police custody for indezcent exposiure. Roninald Reginald McDoninald was highly imprezzed! JaneyPoos used to be it... then they changed what it was. Now what I am isn't it and what is it is strange and frightening to me...
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REDFEATHERS said: JaneyPoos said: Haystack said: ___
Here are some of the best entries... Tuesday 13th May Still have crush on Jason from Friday the 13th films. Phwoar, he could murder me anyday. Went into Oxfam to buy a new bra and luckily I found one that fit. A slight stain on the left cup, but that shouldn't matter. Thursday 22nd May Decided once and for all to get rid of my collection of celebrity toenails. Although I might keep Prince William's as they taste great when I suck them. Decided to eat out for dinner and went through the bins outside McDonalds for some tasty morsels. I wasn't disappointed. Sunday 25th May Faked it again. Wednesday 28th May Finished with my boyfriend. I've just been getting fed up with his guide dog sharing our bed all the time. Thursday 29th May Just poured Domestos into the fish-tank. I wonder how long it will be before they perish? Must go on Org later under my pseudonym and annoy people. ___ Has anybody else got any other Orgers' diaries? Perhaps you'd care to share some of the entries with us. Haystack u arsehole, how did u find my diary!!! ![]() I sold it to that tramp that steals my thoughts... basta'd u put him up to it didnt u! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() JaneyPoos used to be it... then they changed what it was. Now what I am isn't it and what is it is strange and frightening to me...
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Lleena said: ![]() Haystacks diary. 30the May 2003 Woke up at 4a.m disturbed by dream in which I was being chased by a giant lemon. Couldn't get back to sleep..I went to the fridge and threw all my lemons out. Fell asleep again with the light on. ![]() ![]() [This message was edited Fri May 30 6:37:56 PDT 2003 by REDFEATHERS] | |
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I've just found REDFEATHERS' diary too. Quite an eye-opener. Take a look;
Wednesday 23rd April Finished painting Mr Taylor's fence. He's so old now that he finds jobs like that difficult. It made my day to see the look on his face when I'd finished. Monday 28th April Took Mrs Andrews her lunch today. We spoke about life growing up during World War II. Her stories were a little sad at times, but I'm glad I can give her a little company for the day. Tuesday 6th May Did a little more work on my patchwork quilt. I'm not sure whether to raffle it off at the next church fayre or to just give it to Mrs O'Callaghan down the road. She gets so cold at nights. Saturday 10th May Did my usual voluntary work at the playgroup today. Little Sylvia Parker painted a picture of me and gave it to me. I was thrilled and couldn't stop crying later. | |
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Hello Haystack!!
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JaneyPoos said: I found this in the bins... most of it is illegible such poor english atrocious
![]() Haystak woz ere 2003 25th May 2003 I waz cawt by me ma pilfering teabags fram Slagsburys- I waz beaten with a stick coz i iz bad. 26th May 2003 Today I woz eld in police custody for indezcent exposiure. Roninald Reginald McDoninald was highly imprezzed! ![]() | |
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REDFEATHERS said: Lleena said: ![]() Haystacks diary. 30the May 2003 Woke up at 4a.m disturbed by dream in which I was being chased by a giant lemon. Couldn't get back to sleep..I went to the fridge and threw all my lemons out. Fell asleep again with the light on. ![]() ![]() [This message was edited Fri May 30 6:37:56 PDT 2003 by REDFEATHERS] Thats a lovely looking lemon! The nicest fruit Ive ever seen, apart from George Michael of cause ![]() | |
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REDFEATHERS said: Hello Haystack!!
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Haystack said: I've just found REDFEATHERS' diary too. Quite an eye-opener. Take a look;
Wednesday 23rd April Finished painting Mr Taylor's fence. He's so old now that he finds jobs like that difficult. It made my day to see the look on his face when I'd finished. Monday 28th April Took Mrs Andrews her lunch today. We spoke about life growing up during World War II. Her stories were a little sad at times, but I'm glad I can give her a little company for the day. Tuesday 6th May Did a little more work on my patchwork quilt. I'm not sure whether to raffle it off at the next church fayre or to just give it to Mrs O'Callaghan down the road. She gets so cold at nights. Saturday 10th May Did my usual voluntary work at the playgroup today. Little Sylvia Parker painted a picture of me and gave it to me. I was thrilled and couldn't stop crying later. ![]() ![]() Get with it Haystack... ![]() | |
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REDFEATHERS said: Hello Haystack!!
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JDINTERACTIVE said: REDFEATHERS said: Lleena said: ![]() Haystacks diary. 30the May 2003 Woke up at 4a.m disturbed by dream in which I was being chased by a giant lemon. Couldn't get back to sleep..I went to the fridge and threw all my lemons out. Fell asleep again with the light on. ![]() ![]() [This message was edited Fri May 30 6:37:56 PDT 2003 by REDFEATHERS] Thats a lovely looking lemon! The nicest fruit Ive ever seen, apart from George Michael of cause ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |
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My diary would have to be edited so much there would be nothing left to post on the Org..
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REDFEATHERS said: Hello Haystack!!
![]() That lemon is a fruit and actually gay! Look at its limp wristed and 'yoo hoo' expression! | |
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Haystack, why don't you wanna be my friend???
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REDFEATHERS said: Haystack, why don't you wanna be my friend???
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Haystack threw out his C.D of the song Lemon by U2.
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Lleena said: Haystack threw out his C.D of the song Lemon by U2.
Leeemmmooonnn..! LMAO, we might even give him a phobia of lemons now... ![]() | |
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I found a picture of Red! ![]() ![]() | |
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Lleena said: I found a picture of Red!
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Cool pic Lleena btw ![]() | |
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I defy the lemons
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