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Printablealthom said: Haystack said: Sunday 25th May Faked it again.  ROFLMFEAO!!!  | |
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IstenSzek said: Haystack said: Wednesday 28th May Finished with my boyfriend. I've just been getting fed up with his guide dog sharing our bed all the time. -------------------------------------------------
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Natsumes Diary:
Wednesday 7th May Watched a bit of tv, posted on the Org for abit and when I went to the bathroom, I thought the world had ended!! I looked in the mirror and shit my eyebrows were growing in!! Ignored all orgnotes and phonecalls, while plucking my eyebrows looking into a 100X magnifying mirror Thursday 8th May Phoned in sick cos there is on stray hair that I can't seem to pluck and cannot go out in broad daylight letting people see this alien wild eyebrow hair Cried all day and phoned all the best beauticians in America Friday 9th May After much begging and pleading managed to get a bank loan, but I was so embarrased meeting my bank manager, I went in with a blanket over my head, I just could not let the world see me in this horrific state, luckily he sympathised and gave me the money and I got a taxi across town to Madame MiracleFucks Clinic. After 4 torturous hours, the stray hair was plucked so rang all my friends for a party to celebrate Saturday 10th May None of my friends turned up to my party so offered to look after all the neighbourhoods cats, I went to 7/11 bought 150 cans of cat food with the remaining bank loan. went home, smeared it over my body and lay smoking a joint while the cats licked the food off me. Conclusion: Who needs friends when I have perfect eyebrows and a lick-clean body? 
 Sorry Natsume. all in fun  promise![This message was edited Fri May 30 16:47:33 PDT 2003 by REDFEATHERS] | |
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Ooh, look, bananacologne's diary;
April 18th 1971 Had my Mum's cunt around my neck. Strangely arousing experience. Incredible that I can write so well at birth. August 12th 1991 Ooh, I've just discovered that cock is way more appealing than girlie-genitals. Just jacked off thinking about MC Hammer. June 7th 1999 Celebrated Prince's birthday by running around the High Street naked and singing Bette Midler songs. Later tonight, I'm going to learn erotic origami - can't wait. | |
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 Haystack, were you drunk?
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REDFEATHERS said: Haystack, were you drunk?
When I wrote bananacologne's diary... Yes! I had a really good night last night. | |
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Haystack said: REDFEATHERS said: Haystack, were you drunk?
When I wrote bananacologne's diary... Yes! I had a really good night last night. Me too! 
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