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PrintableIstenSzek said: So uhm, like when will you be back in holland again?
You blew me (pun intended) off once already.  | |
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gooeythehamster said: IstenSzek said: So uhm, like when will you be back in holland again?
You blew me (pun intended) off once already. But that was before I knew you are such a fucking sexkitten and before you managed to stirr my otherwise dormant libido  and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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gooeythehamster said: Fhunkin said: Been busted for peeing in the canal once, that was fun to !!
Oh common. You got busted? I always talk myself out of that one! Yeah well we were drunk again and I had an Italian friend over who didn't had any ID on him and since we were peeing together we were both busted and had to go to the police station to be questioned. All my other friends went to the police station to turn themselves in for wildpeeing as well !! They let us go after that without a fine !! Futuristic Fantasy | |
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REDFEATHERS said:  You masturbate infront of your Mother-in-law?
Great way to get on with the in laws I expect!No, I just had sex with her son, while she was in the same room that's all !!  Futuristic Fantasy | |
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gooeythehamster said: REDFEATHERS said: I used to in class at school, I sat right at the back, so nobody saw, but I never got caught!
 You are a girl, right? It is WAY easier for girls not to get caught. 
I also had a friend called Alison, when her mum went to buy new erasers, pens, pencils etc, Alison always insisted on the jumbo sized Pritt Stick Glue... ...it was never in her pencil case, nor on her desk...
We went to an All Girls Convent School | |
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REDFEATHERS said: gooeythehamster said: REDFEATHERS said: I used to in class at school, I sat right at the back, so nobody saw, but I never got caught!
You are a girl, right? It is WAY easier for girls not to get caught.
I also had a friend called Alison, when her mum went to buy new erasers, pens, pencils etc, Alison always insisted on the jumbo sized Pritt Stick Glue... ...it was never in her pencil case, nor on her desk... bet you never asked to borrow her glue... right???
We went to an All Girls Convent School you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel 
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. | |
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lillith said: REDFEATHERS said: gooeythehamster said: REDFEATHERS said: I used to in class at school, I sat right at the back, so nobody saw, but I never got caught!
You are a girl, right? It is WAY easier for girls not to get caught.
I also had a friend called Alison, when her mum went to buy new erasers, pens, pencils etc, Alison always insisted on the jumbo sized Pritt Stick Glue... ...it was never in her pencil case, nor on her desk... bet you never asked to borrow her glue... right???
We went to an All Girls Convent School Never!  | |
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REDFEATHERS said: I used to in class at school, I sat right at the back, so nobody saw, but I never got caught!
Ditto. And on an airplane. In a club. Elementary school playground. Work. Car. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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gooeythehamster said: Oh! I once got caught by a bouncer at the Roxy toilet. Forgotten to close the door.
But he joined me, so that was awright. Roxy was fun that way. That one time behind the curtain prob does not count, as it involved other people, right? I've had a pleasant adventure behind them curtains at the Roxy as well (And I tell you it wasn't masturbation...)! RIP Prince: thank U 4 a funky Time... |
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Uhm, does this count: A girl put out my (sic) in a bright lightened bar (at a table) of a discotheque. Everbody could see it, but they were all talkin' (Maybe some have seen 'it') | |
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DJEmale said: This one time at band camp...
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Pellwormer said: Uhm, does this count: A girl put out my (sic) in a bright lightened bar (at a table) of a discotheque. Everbody could see it, but they were all talkin' (Maybe some have seen 'it')
 Seen what, Pell? | |
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REDFEATHERS said: Pellwormer said: Uhm, does this count: A girl put out my (sic) in a bright lightened bar (at a table) of a discotheque. Everbody could see it, but they were all talkin' (Maybe some have seen 'it')
Seen what, Pell? Guess!  | |
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Do u know 'Free willy'?
hint hint | |
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REDFEATHERS said: ..but I think I can't battle with u, my lovely feathers! | |
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Pellwormer said: REDFEATHERS said: ..but I think I can't battle with u, my lovely feathers!  well you can always try! | |
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REDFEATHERS said: Pellwormer said: REDFEATHERS said: ..but I think I can't battle with u, my lovely feathers! well you can always try! D'UH! Whatcha thinkin' 'bout? | |
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Pellwormer said: REDFEATHERS said: Pellwormer said: REDFEATHERS said: ..but I think I can't battle with u, my lovely feathers! well you can always try! D'UH! Whatcha thinkin' 'bout?  I am your lil Prosticute...what do you think? | |
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NOOO. Don't tell me you've bumped the sticky fingers thread again. I'm so ashamed right now. It was my friday afternoon delirium that made me start this topic. Argh. and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said:
NOOO. Don't tell me you've bumped the sticky fingers thread again. I'm so ashamed right now. It was my friday afternoon delirium that made me start this topic. Argh. 
Not guilty!  It was Pell! | |
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REDFEATHERS said: IstenSzek said:
NOOO. Don't tell me you've bumped the sticky fingers thread again. I'm so ashamed right now. It was my friday afternoon delirium that made me start this topic. Argh.
Not guilty! It was Pell! U're so mean 2 me !!
..and I thought u were my lil' prostiCutie ...
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Oh heck, what do I care anyway.
  and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: Oh heck, what do I care anyway.
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Here you go IstenSzek
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REDFEATHERS said: We went to an Ali G's Convent School
:O | |
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funkaholic1972 said: gooeythehamster said: Oh! I once got caught by a bouncer at the Roxy toilet. Forgotten to close the door.
But he joined me, so that was awright. Roxy was fun that way. That one time behind the curtain prob does not count, as it involved other people, right? I've had a pleasant adventure behind them curtains at the Roxy as well (And I tell you it wasn't masturbation...)! Geoff, we need to meet. LoL | |
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DJEmale said: This one time at band camp...
Including a flute, I bet. | |
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